Boozerama Bar XV

Dragon angers at the fact that Insano is still allive. Runing back to the old bar, he pulls out a shock rifle and destroys Insno with a single blast. Thinking his problems are over, he happily climbs a tree in a state of jubilation.
Most unfortunatly, Sammy the Squirll (sp) bite him and infects him with rabies.

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Originally posted by ZenMastaT:
**Glad I don't have to call the moral police on you Spacey;) Now that the forum is sufficeintly cleansed of non-do-gooders, Zen begins to wonder aloud about the possibilty of a small paper origami peice puncturing his eye, but thinks better of it.

Instead he simply attempts to set Kimbob on fire via the use of hairspray and a lighter.

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J imbob, tired of being called Kimbob, drenches himself in SM. He then takes a sword from out of nowhere and slices Zen in half. ๐Ÿ˜›

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Shade dumps a large trifle on Insano's head.I don't know why.

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Originally posted by Shade:
**Shade dumps a large trifle on Insano's head.I don't know why.
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Luke takes a big banana and throws it at Insano, who ducks, and it hits Macaveneger in the head...

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Drgon re-incarnates himself. Walking into the bar again, he says, "Official Notice! Would anyone like to ally with me against the evil Sammy-" His announcement is cut short by the misfired bannana crumble that splats into his face. Licking it all of, he thanks the general assembly for giving him his favorite treat. Preturbed by the interuption, the general assembly then begins to chuck apples, pears, and other such hard fruits. Rising from the ground, with a large bump on his head, Dragon begins to join in the food fight.

Let's keep this up!

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Originally posted by Jimbob:
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J imbob, tired of being called Kimbob, drenches himself in SM. He then takes a sword from out of nowhere and slices Zen in half. ๐Ÿ˜›

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Call it even for referrign to me as "her" ๐Ÿ˜‰

After reincarnating himself, Zen decides to join in the spirit of things, he begins to throw banana shaped land mines at people, as well as apple sized hand grenades. As the explosions knock him off his feet, he beginsto wonder about the wisdom of this.

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Luke, splattered with blood -oh, wait, tomatoes, never mind- staggers to his feet and picks up a large bag of potatoes, which he uses as a shield while throwing the potatoes at random people.

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Insano reincarnates himself and allies with Dragon against the evil squirrel. Insano then puts a pile of explosive acorns in front of his tree...

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Originally posted by Insano:
**Insano reincarnates himself and allies with Dragon against the evil squirrel. Insano then puts a pile of explosive acorns in front of his tree...
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Macavenger hands Insano the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. "Remeber, count to 3 when using this. Not one, nor two, unless you continue to three, but three."

Mac equips himself with several left over pumpkins from Halloween and joins the food fight. The others, suddenly covered in smashed, rotten pumpkin, wonder at the wisdom of starting a food fight without Mac. Mac hits Moose in the face with his last pumpkin, and the bar members get a bit mad. mac starts running.

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Rawzer gets sat on by Insano.

"Back off!"

Insano apologizes, then blows Rawzer's arm off.

"Ow."

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Jimbob takes out a giant Cake and throws it at Mav before he can get away. It lands on him, crushing his back into 55 seperate peices.

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Payback thinks about joining in, but first must come up with an original food to throw.

He decides on yogurt, and begins flinging spoonfuls across the room. He finds that this isn't enough, so he backs a giant catapult filled with plastic yogurt containers, and chops the rope, flinging yogurt containers all over the bar. People begin screaming and cursing at him, and just as he wonders why, he starts getting pelted.

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In retaliation, Jimbob starts taking out snack packs and hurls them back at Payback.

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Originally posted by Jimbob:
**Jimbob takes out a giant Cake and throws it at Mav before he can get away. It lands on him, crushing his back into 55 seperate peices.
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Mac catches the cake on his mouth, and it disappears. When analyzing instant replay footage frame by frame later, it was determined that Mac ate the entire cake over the course of approximately .091 seconds. ๐Ÿ˜„

Mac hides in the forest with a friend.

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Zen attempts to smoke Mac out of the ofrrest via... smoke. As soon as a good arson started forest fire is going he retreats to the safety of the bar, and keeps an eye out for Johnny Law.

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Insano detonates the explosives, but he planted them at the wrong tree. The squirrel is in another tree laughing at him. Insano walks into the bar and throws a Pepsi pie at Skyblade.

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Originally posted by Macavenger:
**Mac pulls out one of the nastier looking weapons from Dragon's armory, and shoots the arming mechanism. The bobm sputters and dies, and everyone returns to business as usual.

"So, how about that game, Moosey?" ๐Ÿ˜„

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Sure MM grab a bottle of Janx and tries to know it over with his mind. Too bad he is not a psycic.

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Luke digs many big holes, fills them with Jelloย™, and covers them with carrot peels. Luke then picks up an olive machine gun and blasts his way over to a barrel of pickle juice...

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Mr. Moose drinks pickle juice. Yummy!

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Originally posted by ZenMastaT:
**Zen attempts to smoke Mac out of the ofrrest via... smoke. As soon as a good arson started forest fire is going he retreats to the safety of the bar, and keeps an eye out for Johnny Law.
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Macavenger is a psychic unlike Moose, however, and puts out the fire with his mind. For an encore, he realizes that Moose is trying to play Janx now and tips the bottle over. Unfortunately for Mac, he tipped the wrong way and has to go back to the bar to drink it.

On the way back, Mac sees Insano try to blow up Sammy the Squirrel, and punches him out. Mac is violently opposed to cruelty to animals. ๐Ÿ˜‰

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