Boozerama Bar XIV

Sorry, thought you were already gone and got distracted. It could be that you have AIM already? Maybe do a search for it?

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Originally posted by ZenMastaT:
**I wondered about that myself... be a shame to ruin my perferct karma record so far by posting too much in a short period of time... though thats not really an offence as far as I can tell.

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Nope, I guess it was for spamming the poll instead.

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Jimbob picks up the remaining Jstars, and sets them on fire. He then resumes throwing them at people. 😉

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It seems like the good old days have almost come back.

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No me gusta los Yankees!

Oo! Oo! Let's all talk in Spanish! Voy al bano.

Insano reincarnates himself and appears right behind Mac, the biggest baseball fan in the bar. He then throws a baseball at his head but it doesn't do much good as Insano can't throw a baseball very well. He then braces for Mac's attack which will almost certainly kill him.

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Zen, Moose? Where'd you loose all the karma?

Luke sets all the yankees' (who don't deserve capitalization 😉 ) fans' pants on fire, in celebration of the damn yanks loosing 15 to 2!!! 😄

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Ne1 here with 9.0.4 or higher, could you please tell me what the default font for the internet display is? I have it set to something really weird. And it makes the webboard font look stupid.

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When we last left our hero, Rawzer, he was being led into a Corvette by Ernie Yelts, an alien.

Once they were inside, Ernie began fiddling around with some controls.

"So, this is your ship, is it?" asked Rawzer.
"No." And suddenly the ship was off.
"What?!"
"I just found what looked like the best ship in the lot. I was wrong."
"What do you mean?!"
"Well, the handling is all gooey, this thing barely has any weapons, ..."
"No! I mean what makes you think you can just barge into some stranger's ship and take off with it?!"
"Ships today are like lovers. They come, provide a little fun, and leave just as quickly."
"Not in this galaxy!"
"Oh, really?"
"No!"
"Well, too bad for whoever owns this ship."
Just then, a little light lit up on the control panel.
"Hey, a message!" Ernie pressed the little light.
"Attention. This is the police department of Clotho II. Please surrender immediately."
Rawzer panicked.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ernie jumped. Into hyperspace.
"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!"

They had finally arrived at the Evildrome Boozerama.
"Well, that was fun!" Ernie was his usual optimistic self. Rawzer, was not. He was curled up in a fetal position in the ship store room.
"Hey, Rawzer, come on out. We've arrived. I've got something to show you."
Rawzer reluctantly came out of the ship. What he saw changed his life for the next 3 hours...

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Oy!

(This message has been edited by Rawzer (edited 11-06-2001).)

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Originally posted by Insano:
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Insano reincarnates himself and appears right behind Mac, the biggest baseball fan in the bar. He then throws a baseball at his head but it doesn't do much good as Insano can't throw a baseball very well. He then braces for Mac's attack which will almost certainly kill him.

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Jimbob nails Insano with a flaming paper jstar for A) trying to kill a baseball fan, 🆒 See A, and C) because it's fun! The flames quickly engulf Insano, and burn him to death.

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(This message has been edited by Jimbob (edited 11-04-2001).)

Darnit,I have been gone for one day and look what happens...

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Hey, most of it was Zen and Moose talking about aim, so don't worry.

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Geez, leave for three days and look what happens. We go on to a new bar and are already 80 posts or so into it. Ah well. Spacey: I don't know what you mean by internet font, but most of my stuff is usually set to Geneva by default.

Payback, out of brainpower after reading up on three days worth of missed material, enters the bar and promptly collapses on the floor.

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Treat all the world as the world deserves,
With love or with hate but never with harm,

--an excerpt from The Seafarer , an Anglo-Saxon poem translation

Luke, we posted a bunch of BS on a poll.

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I think the webboard font or whatnot is hidden in the preferences for your specific browser Insano. Zen lurks about in the back of the bar hoping nobody sees the wanted poster of him nailed to a post outside.

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A small,spherical drone covered in sensor spikes flots over to the post and scans it with it's camera.
Within instants,alarms go off in the Shade High Command facility.
In a remarkable unilateral decision,all of Shade's multiple personalities decide to arrest Insano.
Insano suddenly finds himself with his arms knotted behind his back,floating in the air,thanks to the remarkable psychic powers of Shade's multiple personalities.

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Originally posted by Insano:
Oo! Oo! Let's all talk in Spanish! Voy al bano.

ĄSí! Es un buena idea. Pero, no estoy seguro en que ustedes pueden entender tanto espańol como yo, y van a ser muy desconcertados. Tambíen, no hagan trampa y usar una lago del internet para traducir. 😉

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Originally posted by Insano:
Insano reincarnates himself and appears right behind Mac, the biggest baseball fan in the bar. He then throws a baseball at his head but it doesn't do much good as Insano can't throw a baseball very well. He then braces for Mac's attack which will almost certainly kill him.

Eso fue muy dificil, porque todavía estoy en orbita por ahí la tierra ahora. Tambien, tú estas un prisionero de mis secuestradores, żrecuerdes? 😛

(Alright, I'll translate that, since you need to know...)

Roughly:

That must have been difficult, since I'm still in orbit around Earth now. Also, you're a prisoner of my bounty hunters, remember?

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Alright, enough of the foreign language, I happen to be in Spanish right now, and all you are serving o do is make my eyes bleed in sympathy with my brain.

Zen begins to pop plastic bags in protest to the rampant bounty hunting going on.

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Originally posted by ZenMastaT:
Alright, enough of the foreign language, I happen to be in Spanish right now, and all you are serving o do is make my eyes bleed in sympathy with my brain.

Pero, Ąespańol es una lingua muy buena! El solo razon que yo no estoy en una clase de espańol este ańo es que no me gusta mi professora. :frown:

En mi opinion, es muy facil a aprederlo tambien. 🙂

😛

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- Macavenger | e-mail: (url="http://"mailto:e-gamerguy1@home.com")mailto:e-gamerguy1@home.com(/url)e-gamerguy1@home.com

Speak English,Darnit!
I can't understand Spanish!

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Originally posted by Shade:
**Speak English,Darnit!
I can't understand Spanish!
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Your loss... 😛

It's really fun to learn a second language. Aside from being a useful skill, it also come in handy for annoying your friends slightly from time to time. 😛

BTW, I sent you those Alien Textures, if you haven't noticed yet. 🙂

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Mac,I'm on a School Microserf machine right now.
I can hear my brain corroding...I'll have to repair it with a good dose of EV when I get home.

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