Boozerama Bar IX

ohhhhhhhhh! ME!!!! ME!!!!! ME!!!!!!! ME!!!!!! I will!

OV gets in his Raiper and flys after Thought's ship. OV runs into an armada of Confeds. Thought's ship is blown to dust. "Oops! heh heh" :redface: :redface: :redface: OV quickly comes back

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I'm a foolish idiot and now i've lost my karma because of it!:(

OV, you seem to have gotten you karma back.

Mac, when I buy a used ship, I buy the crew as well. The captain, as well as any other crew members that want to leave, leave. But the rest stay. As for the fleet, they're not my ships, they just defend themselves. And, I am prepared to lose this argument which will most likely happen.

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Rak watches behind a cloak as Mac decimates Insano's shipyard. Deciding that Insano was unfairly wasted, Rak launches two cloaked Lightnings. All six lightning plus his kestrel decloak, and divebomb Mac's corvette. It is blown to shreds, and Mac perishes inside. The Lightnings pulls off and each target one hawk or defender. Two lightnings are destroyed by a combined Hawk missile assualt. Rak's kestrel pops up behind the group, with a solid lock. He blows a few rockets down Hawk's engine ports, destroying them. Meanwhile, the Lightnings mop up the remaining defenders, losing one lightning in the process. Rak's fleet, battered and damaged, retreats under cloak to Palshife.

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Rawzer builds a new bar on an asteroid orbiting the planet. It is called "The Bar of No Return". Specifically, it has a force field that lets stuff in, but not out. Therefore, anyone who enters can't leave, and has to spend the rest of his life in the bar. Unfortunately, now that I've told everyone, no one enters the bar. Crap.

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May those who love us, love us. And those who don't love us, may God turn their hearts. And if he doesn't turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles, so we'll know them by their limping.

Rak stands outside Rawzer's bar, and launches a vial of ebola in...

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Yes Insano. The almight Zelda was caring and gave it back πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚

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**Yes Insano. The almight Zelda was caring and gave it back:) πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚
**

Congratulations! Unfortunately, there seems to be an unwritten law among moderarors: Don't give karma to Luke. πŸ˜‰

Luke takes his ol' Kestrel, which he got from Insano in a bet in BB3 or thereabouts, and tries to break up the quarelling Insano and Mac. Eventually he gives up and goes out for pizza.

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Originally posted by Luke:
**Congratulations! Unfortunately, there seems to be an unwritten law among moderarors: Don't give karma to Luke.;)

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Than why are you at 1?

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**Than why are you at 1?

**

The law was made after I got that. πŸ˜› I got it a long time ago.

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**The law was made after I got that.:p I got it a long time ago.

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Guess I never noticed..........

Hey Luke! I was watching Empire Strike Back and when Vader says he's Luke's father and Luke goes "Noooooooooo!!!!!!!!" he kind of looks like a woodchuck πŸ†’ πŸ˜‰

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**Hey Luke! I was watching Empire Strike Back and when Vader says he's Luke's father and Luke goes "Noooooooooo!!!!!!!!" he kind of looks like a woodchuckπŸ†’ πŸ˜‰
**

Posted Image Always hated that guy. But, Dad (Vader) got him in the end! πŸ˜›

Really? A woodchuck? I've got one of those living under my shed...

(Edit: Fixed spelling.)
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(This message has been edited by Luke (edited 09-23-2001).)

Rak didn't realize that Mac's Corvette also had a cloak. Instead of blowing up, Mac cloaked at the end, and Rak only thought he destroyed him. All the Defenders were lost, though. After landing at the bar, Mac asks Rak to come back to the bar so he can talk to him and Insano about the shipyard.

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Originally posted by Macavenger:
**Rak didn't realize that Mac's Corvette also had a cloak. Instead of blowing up, Mac cloaked at the end, and Rak only thought he destroyed him. All the Defenders were lost, though. After landing at the bar, Mac asks Rak to come back to the bar so he can talk to him and Insano about the shipyard.

**

Rak meets with Mac at the bar, and draws his double blaster. Mac hits the ground but Rak is able to blow a hole in his hip, disableing him. Rak then cleanly places a shot in the center of Mac's head. Mac dies. Rak does a battery of tests that show 100% proof it was Mac that was dead. Mac is then thrown into a furnace.

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Mac reincarnates himself and takes GR and Insano into a back room. Since all three have recently been at war with each of the others, tensions are rather high, and each has at least one neutron rifle, not sure exactly which way to point it.

"Insano, I've been feeling kinda bad about blowing up your whole shipyard just to get those Hawks, so -"

As Mac blows Rak's head off with his neutron rifle, Rak sees and swings his around, but he's just a split second too slow. As his head evaporates, Rak plugs a shot into Mac's upper arm.

"Ouch. Anyway, I thought I'd donate his -" waves at Rak on the floor "- fleet to your used shipyard, so you can get started again. If I see any more fleets, I'll try to send them your way."

Mac heads for the bars first aid station.

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Rak quickly reincarnates in the medical section of the bar. As Mac comes in, he quietly swaps the medicine with a fast acting nerve toxin. As Mac applies the medicine to his wound, the toxin strikes with deadly efficiency. Mac dies within minutes, and Rak grabs a toxin rifle (the toxin rifle fire cartridges that kill within one nanosecond, faster than the brain can respond) and head off in search of Insano. Hey Insano, I found a nicely decked out Corvette for you to add to your shipyard. He hands Insano the keys he pirated off Mac's dead body.

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Mac, however, quickly reincarnates himself with a Proton Pistol in hand right next to Rak. As he holds out the keys, Mac swipes them away, says "Thanks for holding my keys," and blows off Raks legs and arms, cauterizing the wounds. Rak isn't dead, so he can't reincarnate, but can't move under his own power. Also, since the wounds were cauterized, he won't bleed to death. Mac looks back on his way back to his ship. "Cease fire? I'd kill you so you can reincarnate back to normal, or not, if you have another method you prefer." He makes sure to keep one eye - and the barrel of his gun - pointed at Rak as he walks away.

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Does anyone know why Lyra left? I must've missed it.

Corey orders 42 bottles of Mountain Dew.

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Uh, that word? You spelled it wrong. Yeah, that one right there, next to the period. And you're missing an apostrophe in the word "its".

Rak swallows the cyanide pill he always keeps in the pallet of his mouth. He reincarnates next to Mac with an electric slicer. He quickly melts Mac's proton pistol and removes his arms and legs. He then carefully removes Mac's brain and puts it in an artificial containment unit. Now, Mac can't do anything but think πŸ˜› He then watches as Insano takes the keys and starts up the 'vette.

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Unfortunately for Rak, he apparently didn't realize that mac is a telepsychic, so thinking is good enough. After firmly pinning Rak to the ceiling by telekinesis and removing any possible suicide methods he has on him, Mac also rips the keys away from Insano and telepathically communicates with his crew. Insano is promptly executed by the crew for attempted theft. Using his telekinesis again, Mac quickly digs a hole 3 miles deep, drops his jar with brain in, and fills the hole, so no one can touch him.

πŸ˜› πŸ˜› πŸ˜›
πŸ˜› πŸ˜› πŸ˜›
πŸ˜› πŸ˜› πŸ˜›

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Unfortunately for Mac, Rak has an emergency beacon on him, which tells the crew to save him. They shoot him, and he reincarnates. The crew and him proptly install an anti-telepathic devise above him. They lock all the Mac sympathizers' brains alongside Macs, and leave him forever buried.

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