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Q: Why didn't any one answer my question on post 3? A: ---------------------------------------------
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Whats green furry and has no brain?
Rawzer's Head! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (jk)
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(This message has been edited by Mr. Moose (edited 08-21-2001).)
How many Rawzer's does it take to screw in a light bulb? 40
1,2,3= 3 Rawzers make scouting party locate the fuse box. 4,5,= 2 Rawzers to turn off the power 6 = 1 rawzer to tell Rawzers #4 and #5 to turn the power back on so they can find the socket and bulb 7,8, = 2 rawzers to find the light bulb 9,10, = 2 rawzers to find the socket 11, 1 rawzer to electricuted to death when he forgot the power was still on 12,13,14, 15, = 4 Rawzers to burry Rawzer #11 16, = 1 Rawzer to sit around playing EV all day 17, 18 = 2 Rawzers to pay the registration fee 19, 20 = 2 Rawzers turn turn the power back off 21,22,23, = 3 Rawzers to hold flashlights and the ladder 24,25,26,27,28,29,30,= 7 Rawzers to actually screw it in. 31, = 1 Rawzer is the boss of Rawzers 24-30 32, = 1 Rawzer to represent Rawzers 24-30 and make sure Rawzer #31 doesn't take advantage of them 33,34,35,36 = 4 Rawzers provide refreshments 36,37,38,39,40 = 5 Rawzers cleanup broken glass and blood And ONE Mr. Moose to tell Rawzer it's just a joke.
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A little off topic...
How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
3. 1 to supervise, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to turn the ladder
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As long as we're off topic here's one:
How many sailors does it take to screw in a light bulb? 20. 1 to hold the bulb and 19 to drink until the room spins.
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Okay, this is UR. I just forgot my password and I don't feel like checking my e-mail for it.
Since everyone is off topic:
Q:Why do blondes (female) have bruises on their belly buttons? A: Because men are blondes too!
One day a blonde and brunette were watching the six o'clock news. The brunette said "I bet you twenty bucks that the man will jump off the bridge" "OK." Later on the news the man jumped and the blonde got out $20. "No. I cheated. I saw already saw this on the five o'clock news." "I saw it then and at four o'clock too. I didn't think he'd jump again"
(quote)Originally posted by Rawzer: **(For RC, UR, and SD; "funny" looks like this- (i decided to check my password)
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Originally posted by Mr. Moose: **Whats green furry and has no brain?
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It's not furry!!
And that second one, I laughed out loud reading that! Thanks, everyone. Hahahaha!
Here's one:
Once upon a time, Mr. Moose got blown up by a high-powered proton bazooka. And everyone lived happily after. Except Rawzer, who was plagued by Mr. Moose's ghost. Dang.
(j/k) And j/k in advance for every single thing I say on this board.
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hey and i died hapily ever after!
This is awsome! We finaly have almost all the Booz 1 drunkies.
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I think moose forgot something though. You need Rawzer's number 41 and 42 to turn the power back on after the lightbulb has been screwed in.
Why don't all of you come over to BB4 sometime? It's sort of an outgrowth of number 1, if a bit different by now.
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I liked the old Boozerama. I miss it. :frown: I just found out about the real one in the game. Forget where it is, though. Deneb, maybe? I think so. Yeah.
I'm having a lot of fun on this thread, so try not to get it closed due to irrelevence. Okay?
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the real Boozerama is on Evildrome, the pirate outpost in the Serpens Nebula.
Q: How many pirates does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Five - One to threaten the guy who needs the bulb changed, another to collect payment, a leader, a lookout, and one to screw the bulb in.
Thought I'd add this to the collection of major-government-personal-needed-to-screw-in-a-light-bulb collection.
RZ your sig is really scary. I don't know how you come up with these jokes. All my jokes sound serious. :frown:
Who likes Rawzer? I like Rawzer!
Hey it takes :eek:42 :eek: Rawzers to screw in a light bulb we might be on to something! What do you get if you multiply 6 by 7?
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42?! What does this mean?!
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Any one who has read THHGTG, arguably the funniest book in the universe, knows what fourty two means. Mabey "Rawzer" is the answer to... naw, couldn't be!
Originally posted by Mr. Moose: **What do you get if you multiply 6 by 7? **
No! The question is what do you get if you multiply 6 by 9?
Anyone know when that comes up 42 in real life? It does work, with a bit of a twist from your normal mathemetical thinking.
Originally posted by Macavenger: **No! The question is what do you get if you multiply 6 by 9?
Oh really? How's that?
(edit)someone join me in the Boozerama. I'm bored.(/edit)
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Originally posted by Mr. Moose: **Any one who has read THHGTG, arguably the funniest book in the universe, knows what fourty two means. Mabey "Rawzer" is the answer to... naw, couldn't be! **
Rawzer: The answer to life, the universe, and everything. Scary thought...
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