EV Haikus

I'm probably the
Closest to New York City
On the EV boards

No, no, no, Corey!
Cheating is really quite bad
(But not the Forklift :D)

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(url="http://"http://www.homestead.com/lukenj/index.html")Luke's Website(/url)

I know this is not haiku. but Rawzer, u live near Niagara Falls, so do i. what town do u live in.?

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I say what occurs to me to say when I think I hear people say things, more I cannot say.

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Originally posted by Luke:
**No, no, no, Corey!
Cheating is really quite bad
(But not the Forklift :D)
**

Forklift is the worst
No one should ever use it
Worst type of cheat ever

Really wrecks the game
Makes the game too damn easy
Takes away your skill

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- Macavenger | e-mail: (url="http://"mailto:e-gamerguy1@home.com")mailto:e-gamerguy1@home.com(/url)e-gamerguy1@home.com

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Originally posted by Macavenger:
**Forklift is the worst
No one should ever use it
Worst type of cheat ever

Really wrecks the game
Makes the game too damn easy
Takes away your skill
**

It was a joke, Mac
I only use the Forkift
For fun now and then πŸ˜‰

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/me sighs... just hit the "X" key in the main menu of EV... But here's some of mine. You guys DEFINITLY wouldn't win the RFPP (Robert Frost Prize for Poetry) πŸ˜„

I can't believe this.
You can't even write Haikus.
That is pretty sad.

Maybe I should help.
To save your egos from death.
You're not good poets.

CRAP! Counslour Coming.
'Says "Goodnight" and turns off light.
There shall be more later... πŸ˜„

You aren't much better
Didn't bother to proofread
You're no Poe either

And as for cheating?
Only when I'm feeling bored
Or when I'm depressed

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CoreyΕ‚ (Cubed)
I'm a hip frood who knows where his towel is!

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Originally posted by Lyra Engel:
I can't believe this.
You can't even write Haikus.
That is pretty sad.

At least all ours are
Correct, which is better than
your last one, shown here:

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Originally posted by Lyra Engel:
CRAP! Counslour Coming.
'Says "Goodnight" and turns off light.
There shall be more later... πŸ˜„

It's 5-7-5, not 6-7-6. πŸ˜›

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- Macavenger | e-mail: (url="http://"mailto:e-gamerguy1@home.com")mailto:e-gamerguy1@home.com(/url)e-gamerguy1@home.com

Something isn't right
"Who's Online" isn't working
Buggy UBB...

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CoreyΕ‚ (Cubed)
Uh, that word? You spelled it wrong. Yeah, that one right there, next to the period. And you're missing an apostrophe in the word "its".

That's not true, you liar!
"Counsolour" can be
pronounced like, "Couns-lore"

But I must admit
There's a typo in line one
I was quite tired.

But you screwed up too
Each thought must have it's own line
Not two seprate ones.

I am guilty too
In the first one for this post...
...But I was teaching. πŸ˜„

You see, for English,
My teachers make us do these.
It gets annoying.

It is pretty hard
Learning to be an author
2 years to Grad School...

I'l write fantasy
Like what Phillip Pullman does.
He's a cool author.

Some day, far from now,
I'll write books as good as his
Some day, far from now.

Maybe I'll get fame.
Or I could live off food stamps...
...I'll take the first one!

I'll go check BB
Corey might have reponded
Bar Latte... BEWARE!

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Originally posted by Lyra Engel:
**But you screwed up too
Each thought must have it's own line
Not two seprate ones.
**

Hey, it's my haiku, I can do i however I like, as long as it's 5-7-5. πŸ˜›

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- Macavenger | e-mail: (url="http://"mailto:e-gamerguy1@home.com")mailto:e-gamerguy1@home.com(/url)e-gamerguy1@home.com

No! This just can't be!
You posted in plain English!
You're in trouble now...

Oh well. Anyway,
I know haikus like my palm...
Damn English teacher!

You see, in haikus,
Everything has a balance...
...Except in yours, Mac!

(In repsponce to your, "I can do what I want" thing)

Why must we learn these?
Poetry doesn't pay well...
ROCK ON FANTASY!

Mac- just 2 tell you,
Somethings amok at BB.
Won't say any more... Posted Image

Hostile Takeover...
...Success! We blew the place up!
Bye-bye Bar Latte!

Now they're dead and gone
But why do the keep posting?
That gets annoying.

LATER

Went back to ruins
Blew the bar to smithereens
Now they're dead... FOR REAL!

EVEN LATER

Why are they still there?
Obstiantly carrying on
Like nothing happened

That is a problem...
...We could blow them up again...
..That's a problem SOLVED! πŸ™‚

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Originally posted by Tycho Maudd:
**I know this is not haiku. but Rawzer, u live near Niagara Falls, so do i. what town do u live in.?

**

Too tired too write haiku form. <Yawn>
This is good enough for me.
Tycho Maudd, I live in Youngstown. You?

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May those who love us, love us. And those who dont love us, may God turn their hearts. And if he doesn't turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles, so we'll know them by their limping.

I live in Amherst, near buffalo

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I say what occurs to me to say when I think I hear people say things, more I cannot say.

Lyra is startled.
"Like Amherst, Massachucetts?"
Lyra is boggle-eyed. :eek:

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Originally posted by Lyra Engel:
Lyra is startled.
"Like Amherst, Massachucetts?"
Lyra is boggle-eyed. :eek:

Tycho means New York.
There is an Amherst here, too.
Near Niagara Falls.

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May those who love us, love us. And those who dont love us, may God turn their hearts. And if he doesn't turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles, so we'll know them by their limping.