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i do have a meat grinder and i am in the bar. the turtle trys some pepsi and turns into the monster dragon.he rips insano to shreds and breathes fire on the can, which decentigrates.then, he turns back into a turtle. i guess not...
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Insano, a dead man for somewhere around the 8th time in boozerama bar, goes and gets another body. "Skyblade, when that turtle drinks Pepsi it turns into a dragon! And it loves being a dragon. Go kill it Skyblade!"
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Originally posted by Insano: **Have fun. Be sure to tell all of us how long it took.;)
Insano kicks the flaming mice again but when they go out the door, they have backup. 50,000 more mice all with little mice machine guns. Insano runs screaming, "There's too many. Run away!!!" **
Macavenger opens the door, and throws out the Holy Hand grenade of Antioch. The mice are all killed in the resulting explosion.
/ban grunadulater /ban turtle
grunadulater and his turtle are tossed out among the maose guts, and are not allowed to re-enter the bar.
"I gotta keep this place clear of undesirables... Hey Zaphod! Pass me another Pan Galactic Gargle blaster, will ya? Thanks."
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Insano walks out of the bar for a second to get some fresh air when he slips on mouse guts. When he looks up he sees the head of a very dead mouse. The head was smiling.
Celchu walks into the bar after tripping over a knee-deep pile of dead mice. "Yech. I'd like a Dr. Pepper."
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"Hmm, 32 oz., 64 oz., 72 oz., 95 oz., or 120 oz.? We had to invent some new cup sizes to keep Captain Skyblade happy."
"120 ounce. By the way, where are the restrooms?"
MA hands him a 120 oz. "Restrooms? Oh, back there. Common destination around these parts."
Celchu, as in Tycho Celchu?
Insano grabs the smiling mouse head and sticks it in his pocket. Then, when Celchu isn't looking, he puts it in his drink. "Welcome to the bar."
"Thanks. Are weapons permitted in this bar?"
Real weapons NO! But hey you can chuck a pepsi at some ones head and it will explode!
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Originally posted by Insano: Celchu, as in Tycho Celchu?
Ooc : Yeah. Spur of the moment.
In character :
Celchu takes a long swig of his drink. "What is this?!" He spits the mouse head on to the bar and pulls out a Pepsi can. "I'll kill whoever did this!"
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(This message has been edited by Celchu (edited 08-08-2001).)
I sayed NO ! But you can throw a Dr. peper!
OOC : Sorry. I had already posted. It's edited now In character: Celchu throws the Pepsi at Insano, then hits the deck.
"Insano, I don't want those mice in the bar, I told you." Insano is hit by the exploding pepsi can, which doesn't affect him as much anymore because he's getting used to it. "I'm afraid you're going to go now, we can't have people brining evil mice in.
/kick Insano "Insano has left the bar" "Well, Celchu, now taht he's outside, I'd say that Neutron blaster is fair game."
"But now that he's out, there's no one to use it on. A pity. I'd like another 120 oz. Dr. Pepper, hold the mouse head. I'd also like a ham sandwich"
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Mac gives him another DP, without a mouse head, and charges it to Insano.
"Thanks. What else is there to do in this bar besides having drinks and chucking Pepsi cans at people?"
"Err.... well, spoon fighting and blowing up the bar is rather traditional. We could do some of that. We also beat up trouble makers, but most of the trouble makers are playing Battle for Sol II right now, including me, actually, but I drop in here occasionally."
"Spoon fighting sounds... weird. Do I need a liscence to blow up the bar, or is it a right?"
OOC: I thought of another use for bars. Quickly inflate your post count! Only one of my posts hasn't been a bar so far. BTW, what's the plot behind Battle of Sol? I just need a brief overview, nothing really in depth.
(Edited to do smilies) ------------------ I am confined by sleep and defined by nightmare. - Crovax