The Bistro Beyond the Edge of the Paper Sheet

DE flies in on his Sketchfighter. "So... what goes down around these parts?"

The iguana wonders: "'Down?' Do we have 'down' here?"

"Yeah, i think it's another word for "backwards.""

Pi orders some mushroom ink

GSN scuttles into the bistro. He situates himself at a table and orders a cold one.

Indigo orders a nice tall glass of green ink, and contemplates making a map of this...

GSN smiles. "It's about time someone else showed around here."

Sidepipe comes in and orders ice-blue ink. He wonders why nobody else is joining the SketchGroup.
He says "I have to go to the Ice Caves and retrieve some dark ink...and desroy it. By the way, it's sorta cool being two-dimensional."

"2D does make things easier for us ninjas."

"True." Sidepipe is now ice-blue.

A dusty portal from Mesopotamia opens. A 2D tumbleweed blows through. It brings with it a ninja with a gray shirt tied around his head. The instant the portal snaps shut he levitates into the rafters and hides in plain sight.

This post has been edited by gray_shirt_ninja : 15 May 2008 - 12:07 AM

ITS THE PEN!!!! says meow as he careens through the sloppy wall just kidding but really the pen has noticed that we're gone!

This post has been edited by meow : 28 May 2008 - 09:06 PM

:laugh: "Very funny, meow.", Sidepipe says as he cleans up his spilled ink.

Does any one know were the silver weapon is," says meow "or for that matter the scatter shot?" :hector_bird:

shoots wall, watches in an interested fashion as the shots go right through, slowly inches forward and nudges the wall and, stops and whirls around as a bug enters the vicinity, blasts the crud out of the bug with the super beam weapon, and flies through the wall.

This post has been edited by Kasofa1 : 23 June 2008 - 07:05 PM

Notices another (maybe) unsolid wall, throws his glass at it, and watches it sail through. "Is this the silver weapon?...No, wait, it's a bug skeleton... BARTENDER!"

" I'm gonna blast the living ink out of that pen..."

"Oh how have the mighty fallen," laments the ninja.

flies over to the chalkboard, draws a whole army of smurfs and commands them to go forth and conquer all of sketchtopia, they
walk out the door and through the wall. They spy and enemy army and fire off their laser cannons! ...and get blasted to bits because of the mirror someone put right there.

This post has been edited by Kasofa1 : 25 June 2008 - 11:27 PM

does :hector_bird: any :hector_bird: one :hector_bird: know :hector_bird: were :hector_bird: the :hector_bird: ultra :hector_bird: pellets :hector_bird: are? they :hector_bird: just :hector_bird: keep :hector_bird: bouncing :hector_bird: says :hector_bird: meow who is thinking about his lunch he's a cat! (not really)

This post has been edited by meow : 03 July 2008 - 06:56 PM

A new Sketchfighter enters and tells the story of his adventures in a "Radioactive Cave" and other strange new areas he just discovered. Within moments the bar empties, as everyone flocks there. The bistrotier sighs: "Well, I guess they'll be back soon enough "

There is one Sketchfighter left in the bristo, he sighs unhappily, and starts doodling on the floor with a piece of chalk.

This post has been edited by Kasofa1 : 31 July 2008 - 10:01 AM