The Officer's Club Bar #7

100TH POST!!!!!!!!!

Ballons fall from doors in the ceiling as Captain Pharris goes to collect his complementary drink. Although come to think of it, I can't remember the last time I paid for a drink in here. I guess there are perks to having fought alongside and against the bartender in innumerable RPGs.

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NEW NAME FOR THE DREADNOUGHT
The Hard-Boiled Egg
Why?
Because she cant be beaten!

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Originally posted by Captain Pharris:
**100TH POST!!!!!!!!!

Ballons fall from doors in the ceiling as Captain Pharris goes to collect his complementary drink. Although come to think of it, I can't remember the last time I paid for a drink in here. I guess there are perks to having fought alongside and against the bartender in innumerable RPGs.
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100TH ?
Er. Barkeep, a drink for those of us who can count 😄

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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...

You got it. Anything particular in mind, fellas?

Oh, and pharris, where the hell have you been?

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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal

Polish Vodka all round, for anyone who wants it, ice cool!

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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...

You know, I've been around. Real busy though. BTW, I meant 100th post in the bar, not on my account. I passed that one a long time ago.

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NEW NAME FOR THE DREADNOUGHT
The Hard-Boiled Egg
Why?
Because she cant be beaten!

I got what you meant, Pharris, and appreciate your patronage. 😄

This customer shortage doesn't seem to be drying up, but at least I've got you two old hands hanging around. Notices the various frozen, cobwebbed patrons. hmm, I wonder if any of them will notice if we...er...borrowed a few things from them. What d'you think, fellas?

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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal

Well, i could use an extra AcmeŽŠ™´ Space Helmet. My one has a scratch on it.
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Hmmm (light bulb appears over head), maybe I should count my posts in the bar... 😄

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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...

Skyfox warps down from another dimension "Barkeep, some extra strong obish ale. Oh, and i'm forwarding a 10,000 credit note to this bar's account. Seems like this is the only decent place to get a drink. Got to keep this place open."

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"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."-Albert Einstein

Good stuff. Nice to see you again, Fox. Pours a large Obish ale in a big glass stein. Extra strong. There you are.

Now then... Droid, watch the bar for a minute. The droid tends the bar as Cicion wanders into the landing bay and finds a sleek fighter belonging to one of the frozen patrons. The "test drive" commences.

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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal

DE gets a root beer.

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If you think about it, carnage can be good for you.

Mine's a GreenyGreenŽŠ™ 🆒 with lots of ice...

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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...

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Originally posted by Lord Commander Anic:
**Mine's a GreenyGreenŽŠ™🆒 with lots of ice...

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GreenyGreenŽŠ™ The GreenyBlueŽŠ™ Inc. Is making a new drink? I must have it!

Skyfox wanders over to a table, uses a fusion grande to clear it of the 10 in layer of space dust that covered it, sits down and proceeds to pour over the design specs of a new aud cruiser.

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"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."-Albert Einstein

The bar droid serves out the drinks.

A small escape pod flits into the docking bay and Cicion walks out. He strides up into the main room and walks behind the bar. Sheesh, who'd fly here with only a few minutes' fuel left?

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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal

/me takes a long sip of the ale. Thinks a bit, then raises my glass in toast to everyone who still plays Ares, and to the health and prosperity of the barkeeper.

Cheers!

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"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."-Albert Einstein

Aye, cheers! Raises flagon

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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal

Free GreenyGreensŽŠ™ all round.
We are doing a promotion of the new drink this week, until persons are hooke.., er used to it 😄

Plonks a greeny grey Trans-mat MatŽŠ™ on the bar counter onto which teleports a twelve pak on the new drink, presented in shiny translucient plastic bottles.

A little slogan played somewhere in the background "Drink cool GreenyGreensŽŠ™ and be cool" 🆒 🆒 🆒 🆒 🆒

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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...

Their ad campaign sure is widespread. Must be a pretty big step for the company. Billboards, commercials, I've heard they're using subliminal ads. Sounds prettyDRINKGREENYGREENridiculous to me, though.

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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal

DE decides to go back to Boozy.

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If you think about it, carnage can be good for you.

GreenyBlue Corp. has spie.., er representatives everywhere so we are always able to judge how a new product line is doing...
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The new drink appears to be a big success in the bar, disappearing fast.

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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...

Yeah, it's doing rather well. Care for another one?

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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal