The Officer's Club Bar #6

Say, Cicion, you do realize that there is a battle going on in the skies over Dominus right now in the RPG? Read the latest chapter, see what you think.

Drink with me Cicion, Malibu and coke for you, a G&T; for me.

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NEW NAME FOR THE DREADNOUGHT
The Hard-Boiled Egg
Why?
Because she cant be beaten!

(This message has been edited by Captain Pharris (edited 01-21-2003).)

I doubt Slug's not Limax, considering that Limax acts exactly like him, posts various images of StarLance ships, and Slug told me Limax was him.

Also, you might want to look up Limax on dictionary.com sometime.

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"In literature as in love we are astounded by what is chosen by others." Andre Maurois

How clever.

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"That was quick."
"Well you know, when you don't do it right it doesn't take as long."

As a matter of fact, I didn't know that. I'd been meaning to catch up with/read/join the RPG again, but I just haven't found the time.

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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal

(This message has been edited by Taeskor Cicion (edited 01-24-2003).)

Well, I'm glad you did.
Granted, it sometimes moves in fits and starts that I tend to miss, but that's the curse of a busy schedule.

So, do we get to see the bar in the RPG? 😉

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"That was quick."
"Well you know, when you don't do it right it doesn't take as long."

Unfortunately, this bar exists in a different universe. It'd be rather hard for me to be the barkeep, otherwise. 😄

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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal

Come to think of it, nobody seems to know where the bar actually IS. We just kinda...show up here.

Odd.

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"That was quick."
"Well you know, when you don't do it right it doesn't take as long."

Yeah, it's just floating through space somewhere. It has moved a few times, in fact.

Well, I'm going to go clean out the storeroom. I'll be back soon. Walks through a door behind the bar.

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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal

Yes, floating around,
the asteroids aren't too bad today.
And the temporal eddies are hardly registering at all on the B O S S.
Lord Commander Anic teleports in from the Command Cruiser.

Hm, bar unmanned...
Walks over to the row of shiny vending machines along one of the side walls, shiny all except for the
red-black glowing Hagrabiscuit machine which comes with its own layer of grey meggadust.
Plonks a big One dollar into the slot, selects a GreenyBlueŽŠ™ with cream, and a Babelfish,
and pulls the lever on the Hagrabiscuit machine.
The machine groans, delivers the Babelfish and a glass of water, plus Six dollars change....., in one tenth cent coins. Rather like a lotto win, and we all like to win the Lotto, even if it's a small win.
Er, better quit while ahead...!
Perhaps it's just using up some of its small change...

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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...

The floor is now ankle-deep in currency. Anic, would you mind tidying up a bit?

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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal

Hmmm, yeah, pity its not worth anything.

The currency mountain is abruptly teleported out into space near the station, where it spreads out into a glittering ring system centred about the bar,
a process which might normally be expected to take zillions of years, and which does outside, but due to the time eddies existing within the bar it appears to take only a few seconds.....

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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...

Darkk 0 orders some Dr. Pepper. Then all the other Darkks do.

I can't seem to get Dr. Pepper easily at GT, but thankfully root
beer is a great substitute.

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"In literature as in love we are astounded by what is chosen by others." Andre Maurois

Are Dr Peppers addivtive I wonder.....

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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...

Say, Cicion, you wouldn't happen to be that Farscape Fan who posted on the TA forums, did you? Crimson Max?

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See I'm the king of the swingers, the Jungle V.I.P.,
But I've reached the top and had to stop,
And that's what's
botherin' me.

Indeed I am.

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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal

Quote

Originally posted by Taeskor Cicion:
**Indeed I am.

**

You do realize that your presence there has made "Phylydion" a valid search term in Google, now? 🙂

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See I'm the king of the swingers, the Jungle V.I.P.,
But I've reached the top and had to stop,
And that's what's
botherin' me.

Sadly, as "Phylydion" does not register in Dictionary.com, "Phylydion ship" does not qualify as a Googlewhack.

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"There are 10 kinds of people in this world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't."

Wow, that's very cool. The funniest thing is that I never followed up on that post. I just abandoned the TAU forums again. Perhaps I should get back to 'em sometime.

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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal

Uh-oh, looks like the bar's patrons are in stasis again. Better try and get things moving. Activates the anti-non-activity device™Š to instill energy in the bar's patrons.

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-Traek Cicion, barkeep extraordinaire
"PS: If nothing's working around here, it's because I'm laughing so hard."
-Durandal

LCA looks around.
The place is empty...

...could be the rat problem
(a small skeletal rat scuttles along the skirting board and in behind the HagraBiscuitŽŠ™ Vending machine, an equally small cocktail held in it's claws - non paying customer there)

... or a time eddy, leaving LCA's reality (which of course is the true one) as one with only LCA as patron. Temporal compartmentalisation - everyone exists only in their own reality...

Hm, better give me a super extra sugary coke!

... or ti could be Moe's bar on the next asteroid, they have a happy month right now, every drink free...

yeah, it must be Moe's....

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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...