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the cat, destracted by a hamster looses him self and jumps at death of rats. the cat for no preticular reason gets.... trodden on by a crased walruss (killing him once), kicked out the air-lock by a over excited kangaroo (two down one to go)and stabbed to death robbed and stamped on by a passing (for some reason pissed off) pot plant. death of rats sighs......
------------------ BANG....hehehehehe
"Uh oh! Shrouts gone insane!!! What are we going to do!!???"
OV grabs several types of soda and starts pouring them on shrouts head. OV than throws shrout in an apple sauce pool
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Hehe.... Madness!
Shrout1 grabs flippers and a snorkel....
------------------ "You will find that your device is highly non-functional...." - Bad Guy (url="http://"http://www.shrout1.freewebsites.com")My Webpage!(/url)
SQUEAK said the Death of Rats
------------------ Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...
Alacina picks up the deceased bar cat and starts crying. Darkk 0 picks it up, and turns it inside out, then right-side out. For some reason, it's alive again. Alacina gives him a very hearty pat on the back, sending him through two tables.
------------------ "In literature as in love we are astounded by what is chosen by others." Andre Maurois
9024 with his army of sentient pot-plants............... dose nothing and just mingles with the croud. (one by one dieing off because they try to drink too much greeny-blue)
the bar-droid tightens the knots on everyone's straight-jackets and gives them their ritalin
------------------ Time is the best teacher, yet it kills all of it's students.
Everyone knows that cats can see in the octarene. And anyone who believes that cats can see in the octarene will know that DEATH can see beyond linear time, into the contemporaneous now, then and maybe. So too with the Death of Rats who is in essence and in fact a part of DEATH, and was now was now observing with some (detached) interest the infinite number of station cats that were moving back and forth between the temporal eddies present in the bar.
From the point of view of the cat events were slightly more menacing, in that it could see a lot of Deaths of Rats, an awful lot of them, each one as inevitable as the next. Cats have small brains, which generally spend their time thinking of the next meal or the next sleep, so it is not unlikely that the cat would be unaware of the visual diffraction effects of temporal eddies on various entities creating the appearance of more than one such entity, in this instance the Death of Rats, all of which were now moving with inevitable purposefulness in the direction of the station cat...
There was in fact only one station cat in existence, and the Death of Rats knew this. It also knew the precise moment in linear time at which this particular moggie was to become deceased. As DEATH is independent of time the Death of Rats was unaffected by any of the time shifts in this area of space. Reincarnation would of course be an entirely different case, as is the Restaurant at the end of the Universe...
"SQUEAK..." said the Death of Rats.
"Excuse me" says Darkk0 to The Death of Rats, "but you'd better not hurt that cat." "Why not?" "I've got some strange eons in here." "Fine."
And The Death of Rats left the station. Now let's all be more normal.
Darkk pulls out a deck of magic cards. Who's up for some Extended?
Roll the Dice to seeif I'm getting drunk, Dungeonmaster!
Sure thing, Slug.
Looks at AD&D; rules, then rolls 15D200. The dice, weighing several hundred pounds each, crash through the bar wall and expose the bar to hard vaccuum. Cicion sprays insta-wall at the wall and it turns back to normal.
Let's review these rules...
Looks again and rolls a two-sided die, which cannot exist in the physical universe. Fortunately the all-consuming juggernaut that is Wizards of the Coast has enough money and companies under its belt that it doesn't need to comply with such petty rules as physics. Well, Slug, looks like you now transmute into a large marble statue of Octavius. Slug does so.
------------------ "A camel is a horse done by commitee." -Johannes Somary
Yeah man!
Good ol' Otto Octavius. Appeared in Issue #3 of The Amazing Spiderman.
(This message has been edited by Slug (edited 07-29-2002).)
I think he means the Roman dude... Wait, that's Octavian.
Alacina takes up Darkk0's challenge. 2 turns later he loses, screaming something about "moxes". Alacina makes a comment about playing longer than him.
(Since I haven't released Origin Crisis, I'll state that Alacina is about 400 years older.)
OV and his partner start to disband the evil thunder monkeys. "Help us stop the evil Thunder Monkey's!"
Shrout1 orders a drink and notes that this bar is well... lacking.
Horray! Shrout's cured! Free drinks for everyone! Hey shrout! When was the last time you were on GR because if I recal you owe me an Ares game
Yes I do owe you a game... I know, I know... Well, I haven't been on since my job started, just beat down. I will try to get on at a time that you suggest... I don't think I will have any impediments this weekend, what is a good time for you? I have no idea where you are so just address me in EST time.
Again, my modem is sloooooooowwww, so you may find the game a bit laggy.
That's ok, didn't mean to bug ya. This weekend I'm oretty much availible anytime, i'll post times I can play at later so I know our plans.
No prob OV, not bothered in the least. I'd like to play you, and I know I'll probably get beaten :D.
How about tomorrow, 6:00 MD time? I hope dinner doesn't get in the way, or another family member, but how about we try for that?
9024 flipps a coin, (two sided dice ) it lands on its side. 9024 trys a coplicated trick with a pack of cards next to him, they all turn into small obsidian otters, he then fires his rail gun at a passing bable fish, it misses and ends up in new alaska.
yes this bar has a very strong magic aura around it! the only thing yu safly can do is............................................................................... RUN AWAY!!!!!!!! (and even that is not safe). but 9024 dose not do that insted he takes advantage of it and conjours up a HOLY HAND GRENADE pulls the holy pin out, "1...2...5... NO 3!!" and lobiths at the killer rabbit drinking in the corner....................... (this bar has lots of corners dosnt it?)...................... BANG,,,,,,,,,,,,,..............