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Well, yesterday I turned 18. What's there to say? Everybody have a piece of the virtual ice cream cake!
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sings happy birthday with a sadistic grin as everybody has convulsions from the horridness of the singing
Buahahaha!
points and laughs at everybody
Let's break out the virtual LAN, fokes! And I'll try some of that cake.
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Ooooh, look at him
Sweet 18...
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Good job Darkk, you've servived to optimal citizen age! Now you can get drafted, get jury duty, go to county jail instead of Juvie, and enjoy all the responsibilities of an adult of an industrialized society. Good luck, and may GodŠhave mercy on your soul™.
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Well there are a few advantages as well. Have you ever served on a compunctionary jury? Personally, I would publicly announce that my first care is getting of the stinking jury and voting for the right cause second. I think that would be a strong case for not having me in the jury
Getting out of jury duty will be fun. I'm planning on appearing too psychotic for them. (They did a Hardees ad with this theme that provided many pointers) A similar approach might help with the military too. I don't think they like loose cannons.
Happy B-day Darkky!
/me runs off and grabs some soda for the party
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Originally posted by Fleet Admiral Darkk: **Getting out of jury duty will be fun. I'm planning on appearing too psychotic for them. (They did a Hardees ad with this theme that provided many pointers) A similar approach might help with the military too. I don't think they like loose cannons.
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Best way to get out of jury duty, two words: "I'm batman"
I trust you'll be hosting a rioting party and getting yourself nicely sloshed? Or is the drinking age different where you are?
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I hope you're enjoying this event darkk, instead of being a pessimist and looking at the fact that, well, you're pretty much alot closer to dieing than when you were born, and your years when you can learn and adapt are over - so basically whatever pathetic imperfections and pecularities are yours forver, to be smited upon and laughed at by the whole godless world.
3 more years, SA. Not that that's too much of a problem, but my favorite mind altering drug is insomnia.
Happy birthday. I love being creative.
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Well since you cant get sloched I will for you..... Now to get a few 6 packs and a porn..... Wait did i just sa.. write that?
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S'OK Jager. Everyone has dreams. Just don't go fantasising in public, eh?
Foolish American drinking age.
Here, have a virtual M:Inv cap and shirt. (Hands Darkk the cap and shirt)
A wise Nar once said, "A Nebulon under a foot is worth two behind a plasma cannon," but then, the Nar are still waiting for their mystical warrior with green pee to fly their coal-powered interstellar battlewagons to victory agains the Pfhor. Those were Nebulons that worked for less than mininum wage to make the virtual apparel I'm giving you, by the way. Nobody seems to like the Nebulons.
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Don't worry, we can still start rotting our lungs out at 18. Although I don't really know why the ages for cigarettes and alcohol are different, anyway. And even then, I'd say alcohol should be before cigarettes.
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Ah, happy eighteen, Darkk lad! Didn't realize you had two years on me. Sorry for the late post, but I'm posting from the road! I'm here with the family in a little motel room outside Cleaveland. We've driven 7 hours today and I finally found a phone jack to plug my dad's ibook into. Anyway, happy birthday again.
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A nebulon under foot is definately alot less dangerous than 2 behind a plasma cannon (or is it 'in front').
Snerk. I see your birthday is already over. Therefore, I will cease celebrating in an orderly manner. There is nothing to see here, or do here anymore.
Actually, the saying is "A Nebulon under the foot is worth two behind a plasma cannon." As in, it's not worth recruiting them.
As opposed to killing them? I'd rather recruit than kill my allies, but they aren't allies, in fact, everyone hates them.
Bah! He's a grownup! Throw him off the boards!
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