The Officer's Club Bar # 3

This is mostly targeted at Athena, corey, and Skyblade. Guys, i'm leaving. I loved talking to you guys and am going to miss you all so much :frown: Bye everyone :frown:

Skyblade, could you tell The Boozerama goers this? :frown:

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You have been overriden by Overrider. Prepare to die evil scum! -Me
All quiet on the western Front. But not for long.... OH SAY CAN YOU SEE!!!!!!!!........
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AIM: Overrider720, Ferazel17 or WhiteStreak7

Barkeep, Boilermaker!

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Madness takes it's toll; Please have exact change.

Danielnma walks into mthe bar. Seeing that his old pal skyblade isn't around, He sneaks behind the counter and grabs a free drink. 😛 He then quitely sits in a corner, hoping to avoid the ever-present commotion and waits for Skyblade to return.

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If it moves, shoot it. If it doesn't move, shoot it some more.

"Wait just a minute," Skyblade says as he draws his fusion pulse laser pistol. "And where is the money for that drink? Believe me, my security cameras catch everything..."

"Eh, um. Hehe," Daniel responded. "But you're my pal, remember?"

"Ah, yes. That's what friends are for. Now pay for the drink!"

😛 😉

Overrider: Sorry to see you go. You aren't leaving the boards for good, are you? I'll pass the word on to the Boozerama Bar.

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Brookeview starts tinkering with a strange high-tech device.

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Pulls out his Plasma Shard cannon and blows brookeview's high tech device to smithereens

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Hmm...lets see...what to do when you're outgunned, outnumbered and outpositioned...it says here: Don't have a battle.

  • Tacticus , Jingo

Nope, Overrider isn't leaving for good. I had a chat and a game with him on GR, he says he's getting a new DSL system up, and so his net server is in a state of flux, and he cant find the time. He says he should be back in a few weeks.

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If you're not part of the solution, You're part of the precipitate.

Daniel grabs his interdimensional hammer and mallets Skyblade into oblivion
"That's for threatening me! And that's for always beating me at Ares!" wham wham wham

Hey Skyblade, can I get a job in the bar? I have experience working at a restaurant, and if the pay is good, I'll be more than happy to work for you. IF i get free drinks. (Don't worry, I won't drink TOO much. ;))

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If you're not part of the solution, You're part of the precipitate.

Daniel grabs some ice and pours it down the back of Skyblade's pants 😉

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If you're not part of the solution, You're part of the precipitate.

"Hey, what are you doing beating on my Ensign!?" Skyblade roared as he saw Daniel with a hammer. "Nah, you got the wrong guy. Sorry."

Skyblade grabbed the hammer from Daniel and turned it on its original owner. Daniel is soon looking for his head on the bar floor, and his arms are not in much better condition. Skyblade then blasts Daniel's remaining limbs into the deep atmosphere with his pulse gun, and his guards use him for target practice. It isn't long before Daniel looks more like a colorized Salrelian...

"Ok Dan, you've got a job," Skyblade says as he places his gun back in it's holster. "You may mop of your remains, and serve drinks. Any more games, and you'll become an official target practice target. Deal?"

Takes a sip from his Dr. Pepper

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Lord Commander Anic De-cloaks, the green shimmer of a personal force shield set to invulnerability mode casting a strange blue glow about the room...

The multiverse pauses as the eddies of anti-time settle back into reality...

Um, any chance of a drink in this bar then?

🆒

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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...

"No problem. What will you be having, Sir?"
(Skyblade just employed me.) 🙂

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If you're not part of the solution, You're part of the precipitate.

Ah, new staff.
It's refreshing not to have to wait four days to be served.

I'll have a Grog please, and make sure it's the good stuff, not that strange silvery-black stuff they sell out on the street stall...

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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...

And service with a smile too! 🙂

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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...

Daniel spills Commander's requested drink all over the bar floor

"Daniel!" Skyblade roars as he draws his pulse pistol, "You keep this up, and you'll be paying me to work here."

😛 😉

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The shadows shift near the Lord Commander, and more further out in the room.

Can this be a threatening move by the new staff member,
or just the clumsiness of poorly paid and badly trained incompetent staff...

...meanwhile the Grog slowly disolves the floor material.

Hmmm, the good stuff too... 😉

Lord Commander Anic fades into invisibility, unsteadil yas the BOSSystem malfunctions.
Oh no, not again... :rolleyes:

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Oh, so it is another bug hunt then...

Whoa, whoa, whoa, what's this with Skyblade giving out jobs? I don't believe he ever recieved authorization from me. Explain yourself! Mutters to self and starts serving up all the recently ordered drinks.

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-Traek Cicion of the Taeskor
"What sort of man is he?"
"Oh, he's just like any other man, only more so."
-Casablanca

Hey!

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Brookeview pulls out an identical looking device and turns it on...
"hey bar tender what do you recommend?"

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Piemur wakes up from the floor where he had been laying while being trampled and stepped on, and the occasional Grog spill, and looked around. Consulting his personal messaging device, he reads Talon's message. He looks up and says "sorry, im still in the states, and i know i havnt given back the books, and my parents have no idea what we are going to be doing for the thanksgiving and winter breaks. but anyway, bartender, could i have a Sprite?"
Being served promptly, Piemur drinks the drink and goes to a personal stall where it is somewhat safer, and watches the action happen. Examining the device brookeview made, he sees that it is an interdimensional warp core. He compares the device with the current drive system on his ship and sees that it could go at about 120% more efficiently in fuel consumtion and 200% in speed, he goes up to him and offers to buy it. After bargaining for a few hours, he finally gets it for a bargain price of Earth equivilant of 30 cents and rushes out to install it in his ship. Then he returns and happily contemplates his great idea. Simply replacing the warp core would increase the stats by 120% and 200% but if he just added it to the system, then it would increase again by 100%. This was great! Just about that time, the ship gives a great shudder and turns a shining white. In a flash, the ship folded in upon itself in a transdimensional rift and turns into a small ship-shaped wormhole. The glare fades from everyone's eyes and the rift seems to be getting larger. Suddenly, a green and brown speckeled monster comes out and starts to shoot green lightning at everyone. Floating brain things fly around shooting globs of orange goo and little crab-like monsters start jumping up at people and grabbing their faces (they happen to be only NPC's). After a few minutes, the bodies mutate and grow large claws which could do a lot of damage. Piemur rises up to the challenge with a crowbar and finding a few other weapons manages to destroy the alien menace and destroy the thing on the other side of the rift which held it open and came back a hero. Then he wakes up and realises he'd been knocked out from what turned out to be the explosion of his ship. He really should stop playing Half-Life...

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Star Commander = rank in clan