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Why dont' you register, so noone can use your name?
aww, i cant be mad at that imposter, he complemented me! He's so cute a fuzzy!!!!
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here's your free cola newt..
I'll give you guys a real ares story.
One time i was playing space warz with this dude who was quite good. So we were flying around shooting at each other and we both got killed at the same time the first time. We thought that was wierd, but we kept going, and before we knew it both of us got destroyed again at the same time. Then the last one came around, and guess what happened?
We both got killed at the same time again!!
that was unbeliveable. the only problem is player 2 usually wins in situations like that. :frown: So that's what i mean by an ares story.....
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I once lured my opponent into a flak drone... After that he wasn't so fuzzy.
Cotton Moose mouse!!! FUNNY I LIKE IT!!!
If only all spam were this amusing.
------------------ "How can i make it go faster"?
The captain of the A.S.S. Phoenix
Walks in and starts smashing up the floorboards finds treasure and pays for damage DF:Here is some extra to take care of the rats leaves just as suddunly as he came
------------------ And how do you know she is a witch? -She turned me into a newt! A newt?? -I got better.
I dont like imposters. I suggest you make your name Cotton Mo(accented U)se.
hey desert fox, this bar has 3 high tech video cameras installed. also a phone which i'm using to call the cops.
but thanks for the money to kill the rats
Walks in and sits down Hey, I'll have a coke. No ice. Suddenly, a huge Phylydion fleet and a huge Nijyias fleet warp in outside the station and start fighting Hmmm... Seems the guys in Cicion's bar are up to their usual stuff again... Moves to a table near the window to watch the battle that neither side is going to allow itself to lose
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heh
so has anybody tried going into the Gameranger building down the street yet? I tryed going in as usual, but they banned me from the building for six days. i tried asking them why they banned me and they said they didn't even know why or how i got banned! Has this happened to anybody in the ares community yet?
No, but I once flooded it's basement with custard.
And then there's the Microsoft building which is developing a large crack down the middle. It's almost wide enough to fit a stick of dynamite in...
Ramble on...
Jumps in ship and races to join battle
Thanks for the cola, Jimmy.
Newt drinks the cheap, no name cola down in one gulp. Ah. That really hit the spot. I think I need to go lie down for a while, I feel like someone just drilled a hole in my stomach. Excuse me.
------------------ We woke up one morning and fell a little further down, for sure this is the valley of death. I open up my wallet, and it is full of blood. -Godspeed you Black Emporer!, Dead flag blues
Cotton Moose flies into space, but forgets to climb into a ship first Coton Moose's remains are cleaned off by a maintinence crew
smoothe move.....
Jimmy Page kicks cotton moose's remains..
"That's for copying my quote..."
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Originally posted by Jimmy Page 1: **hey desert fox, this bar has 3 high tech video cameras installed. also a phone which i'm using to call the cops.
but thanks for the money to kill the rats **
Tell me why is it that this place was so dirt poor it couldn't take care of the rats but it has 3 high tech cameras??
------------------ It is only a scratch -I cut off your arm!! No you didn't
Hmm, somthings fishy here and it isn't the meal of the day.
That's a meal? I thought it was a dead body, or at least an oil-covered space suit.
Lothe lan's freight courier slams through the roof of budget bar. Lothe steals all of the credits/money and flies away. Lothe lan flies through the battle at officers club bar and his ship is blown away. Credits float down and the people steal them and rejoice. An escape pod i seen drifting away
Does anyone know when hera is coming out or have i missed something big?
By the way this is/was adzara.
------------------ "Are you SURE you cant fit any more rocket launchers on here?" Lothe Lan
"How can i make it go faster?" -my previous incarnation-
Commotion outside... Lots of weapon fire 4 Audemedon walk in with their weapons armed "Get us 4 energy fluids before we atomize your stupid bar!"
A bunch of perhaps 80 Gait soldiers walk in and start fighting the Auds
Hmm.... How's this gonna turn out?
The last Aud falls dead and the one surviving Gait howls in victory
An Ishimian HVD gunner vaporizes him with a P-K blaster
If this sounds tacky, don't say anything.
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The link works; click it.
"There will be a day on Earth when a great evil will descend. This evil force will be called Ford Motor Company. It will set new standards: Lower than the fiery pit. By losing Volvo's uncorrupted state, Earth is vulnerable. And then, it will be time to attack."
-Nokis, Salrilian Prophet