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The respawned Gaitori decide to take on the Cantharan navy, foolishly attacking the Gateship immediatly.
------------------ William Darkk, head of the Darkklight Entrepenurial Federation "Strategic warfare" is code for "killing civilians", and it's my calling. Yeah, it's barbaric. War's supposed to be.
Unfortunately for the Gaitori, the Cantharaans subjugate them, making them do their bidding, as they expand their crusade across the stars. A few dozen years later, a message arrives on a backwater planet covered with highly evolved monkeys. Thankfully, they manage to launch a spacefaring monkey container, which they call the "UNS Apollo" only seconds before Earth is overrun by evil Cantharaan invaders. However, they don't look back, so they don't find out about it for a hundred and fifty years.
------------------ NEW NAME FOR THE DREADNOUGHT The Hard-Boiled Egg Why? Because she cant be beaten!
All hell breaks loose when the lease on the respawn point expires with its unknown owners being unable to renew it, resulting in it becoming repossesed. The Sals throw a screaming fit since this ruins their plans to gain control of it.
------------------ Throughout their history these "unenlightened" beings have continually opposed and fought abuses of power wrought by their own bretheren. We, as the prophets would do well to learn from these Humans. -Final statement of the Salrilian reformist Sirthis shortly before his execution.
The Elejee, in their infinite wisdom, suddenly see a moderator in the house, and devise a plan to win the game, by useing profuse language, the Elejeetians hope to force the thread closed, securing victory. In order to perform this task, they call upon their champion, Captain Pharris.
God ^$@# you (%$#ing )^%@#s! I'll @&^$ing *&%$# your &$#Q)%&#
The Cantharans however, are all out at lunch at the local Denny's. Infuriated, the Salrillians vaporized Denny's.
------------------ Ne Cede Malis Sed Contra Audientor Ito
Denny's dosen't go down without a fight. The Sals are at first caught by surprise as Denny's arms its troops with its newfound 50's facade of greased hair, augmented by near impervious shields of oblivious personalities. However, the Oblivious shields has a fatal flaw: their user believes anything anyone tells them. Needless to say, the Sals capitalise on this flaw as much as possible. A fevered war ensues, catching the still eating Cantharans in the middle causing them to suffer heavy losses before Denny's is finally vaporized.
while all this fighting is going on at denny's the cantharians activate their cloaking suits while walking over to the neighboring taco bell. they are greated by the intergalactic taco bell dog. "Yo quero taco bell" says the dog as the cantharians enter...
------------------ ramble on.. (i)--Jimmy Page(/i}
Unfortunately, "yo quiero Taco bell" means "**** you, ***-****er!" in cantharaan. Mek Het prepares his fleets to launch retaliatory strikes.
------------------ Faris eck Vaenar Maletena-Wizr, Trey'ish of the Ishiman reestablishment comittee. "I don't think I'm alone when I say that I'd like to see more and more planets fall under the ruthless domination of our solar system."
While the Cantharans are occupied at Denny's, a strange lizard with a strange gun enters the scene. "I'm from Earth" says the lizard, who then shoots off Mek Het's head with his weapon.
While the Ares ALIEN Respawn point has been repossesed, the Ares CHARACTER Respawn point hasn't, as nobody wants it because there aren't any real characters to begin with. Suddenly Hek Met respawns. Afterwords he realizes he's conquered humanity, so he just has the ad agency sent to the camps.
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Originally posted by El Spamo: In a sudden evolutionary leap of intelligence, the last three Gaitori commit suicide, and respawn at the Race Respawn point.
Originally posted by El Spamo: While the Cantharans are occupied at Denny's, a strange lizard with a strange gun enters the scene. "I'm from Earth" says the lizard, who then shoots off Mek Het's head with his weapon.
------------------ "I think I have discovered the problem with humans. It is not entirely stupidity, as I once thought. It is their pigheaded and baseless philosophy: "If it isn't me, then it's opinions, feelings, and life do not matter, and it was meant to serve me." They also have this ability for creating excuses that are pointless, but they get others to believe it. A few examples: "It's only some savages. It's only five acres of rain forest. It's only one semi-truck. It's only fifty gallons of toxic waste..." After this realization, I marvelled at how humans, and the rest of the planet, have survived for so very long." - Me
(quote)Originally posted by Mag Steelglass: **:)
------------------ "I'm a controversial figure. My friends either dislike me or hate me." **
Mag's already gone, Avatara...
------------------ Subcommander g'Var "8 Lightnings" Krai'un Second in command of the Escort Starbeam. "CRUISER DESTROYED. 91 remaining" -Ares, chapter 9, Hand Over Fist
8 lightnings dsq's himself by not posting something relating to ares
Meanwhile, The Grolk have finally constructed a cruiser worth flying, they decide to take them out for a test spin... in Audemedon space...
(Edit: Had to ad "... In Audemedon Space..."
(This message has been edited by Captain Pharris (edited 01-13-2001).)
Unfortunatly, they decide to test them on a Salrilian Carrier, thus meeting terrible deaths. The Grolk refugee ships continue to hide in the depths of space.
Since Jimmy Page didn't forbid him from making further posts even if he had been the second person to be dsq'd, he triumphantly made this one.
The Audemedons, seeing the cruiser worth flying, were so overcome with laughter that they couldn't attack it. They couldn't get over the humorous concept of a decent Grolk ship.
(Any disqualifieds can't win the challenge..they can still post in here, although nobody is bound to continue any scene they set up)
The grolk refugee ships are hiding on the dark side of a distant moon, they are almost asleep. All of the sudden a sole audoman carrier appears on their radar, it seems to be looking for them. They decide to cut off all power so they aren't discovered....
Indeed the Grolk weren't discovered. Unfortunately for them, they left the power off to eveything, including life support, for too long. They all die aboard their ship, which is never discovered.
Untill one day...
a fleet of audomen ships were cruising the area around where the grolk were.
(blink)(blink) A red dot appears on the radar of one of the fighters. The fighter orbits around to the darkside of the moon..after the fighter pilot emerges from the moon cliffs dotted with deep craters that litter the surface to it's surprise it discovers.....