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SlaVitiCkus is soon beaten to a pulp for ruining the pie (somehow he got off the termite)
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pp, after finishing with his shift for the night, runs around the bar a bit and, from the closet, gets a lawn mower. Doom upon you.
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LabRat sends a spell forth that will smash pp's lawnmower to bits. Muhahhahahahahah. pp counters with a bottle of rootbeer. In seconds, the bottle is empty and LabRat is looking for more. He brings out his staff of rootbeer, a device sending a spray of rootbeer out to drown his opponent. He also puts on his anti coke cloak. It will keep coke, DP,pepsi and sprite from harming him. Rawzer hurls a bottle of catsup at LabRat, Unknowlingly this is LabRat's achilles heel.The catsup instantly paralyzes LabRat and pp steals his purse but ChaOs steals all of his rootbeer (sob).
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SlaVitiCkus posts a sign reading "No Spell-casting (especially LabRat)"
Cha0s, thinking that this is prejudiced against Conjurers and the like changes it to say: "No Spell-Casting for LabRat, unless he pays the fine of 1,000,000,000,000,000 per spell AND pp or Rawzer says he can."
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Rawzer bans any violence in the pub of any kind, except to geese. And entrées.
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SlaVitiCkus becomes the spokesman for the environmental geese safety association and fines Rawzer 1,000,000,000 gold pieces. Rawzer looks through his pockets, and cannot pay. Rawzer is now SlaVitiCkus's slave..
My, how the tables turn.
EDIT--SlaVitiCkus settles for a discount at the bar.
(This message has been edited by SlaVitiCkus (edited 04-15-2003).)
Rawzer gives SlaVitiCkus a limited discount at the bar.
Extremely limited.
Mwa ha ha. Me so evil.
SlaVitiCkus reads over the contract, signs it. A few seconds later, Rawzer asks if he really read the contract.
SlaVitiCkus--Of course I did. Rawzer--Oh really? SlaVitiCkus--Yes, why do you ask? Rawzer--Read this line---And if SlaVitiCkus signs, he will become Rawzers slave for the week of his discount at the bar, thus prohibiting him from getting himself any drinks, merely getting drinks for others. SlaVitiCkus--Ah crap. Rawzer--
Odd, I don't remember being that evil...
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Originally posted by Rawzer: Odd, I don't remember being that evil...
Muahaha, that's just how evil you truly are!... wait a second... alright, I'm pretty sure of it. What I just said made no sense.
(This message has been edited by phantompenguin (edited 04-19-2003).)
SlaVitiCkus starts to laugh with pp, but Rawzer whips him
Rawzer--HEY! I'm not paying you to laugh! SlaVitiCkus--You're not paying me period! Rawzer--Oh yea..hehe..who cares, back to work slave! whips SlaVitiCkus--Yes, master. starts sharpening a knife, staring at Rawzer :mad:
Rawzer frees SlaVitiCkus in order to prevent him from developing a grudge.
SlaVitiCkus hears this just before he uses the knife he was just sharpening.
Phew, if you had said that one second later.....I would have forgotten to wash this knife before cutting my beef! No, I wasn't going to kill him
ChaOs, when banning LabRat from spell casting, forgot one thing. LabRat has gold plugin!! LabRat ignores the sign, and promptly eats it.
SlaVitiCkus kindly points out that it also required Rawzer or pp's approval. He also points out that now he must regurgitate the sign.
Have fun!
Rawzer gets Gandalph to keep watch over the bar, preventing anyone else from using any special abilities. Rawzer is now unable to mix drinks. "Gandalph, how about everyone but me?" "Okay, whatever." "Cool."
Ehem, *Gandalf
You must have some cheap imitation...
pp gets drunk and ends up giving tricked into giving LabRat permission to use magic. Doesn't matter too much, though, because, subcounsciously (sp?), pp knows hundreds of dozens of fantastic, eyeboggling spells. For some reason, being drunk shakes all those spells out of his head, and pp begins to blow everything up. Woohoo!
(This message has been edited by phantompenguin (edited 04-24-2003).)
SlaVitiCkus just takes out a large, blunt object, and hits pp across the head with it, instantly rendering him unconsious.
"Wow, that was....easy...."