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KDC installs blinking neon lights on the "No Magic..." sign for effect.
------------------ I'm too sexy for your pants.
I stumbled in here drunk, I didn't need a reason how I got in.
------------------ Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian. "You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil, whitedevil2, Ory 'hara, and poger825.
Arianne comes back in, shaking the dust off her cloak. She growls at SuperNova.
The flashing neon lights that rely on noninvented electricity lines and are therefore magical explode in existential uncertainty, causing a power surge through the hypothetical energy matrix of the pub and plunging it into darkness.
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AV toasts his head by the fire, jealous of LifeKnight's free roasting.
------------------ Vast__ QUOTE "All games die eventually except for Starcraft which will live forever..." Long Live Ares, Starcraft, Uplink and Cythera!
SlaVitiCkus looks around, and wonders how this bar became the house of a bunch of loonies. He decides to drink away his troubles.
apogger points out that most are not insane in this bar.
SlaVitiCkus, obviously drunk, turns to apogger, and asks "Well, who are you to judge my....elephants"
Rawzer calls the power company on his cell phone, demanding service. Rawzer then hides the cell phone.
------------------ Nobody's perfect. Well... there was this one guy, but we killed him.
SlaVitiCkus points out that Rawzer was allowed to use magic, thus he can use electricity. At this observation, the lights flicker on.
Raistlin fades back into existance at his (given the general lack of presence, can it really be called usual?) table, and orders another beer.
------------------ All hail Hikari, Golden Goddess of Light! Rock: Hi Forte, nice to see you again! Forte: SUFFER!
Oh, I've forgotten to mention, if you happen to be a being whose existence depends on magic, you may stay. Just don't do anything.
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Yeah, now that I've played Cythera, PoG (where I started here) is kind of...stupid.
Well LifeKnight, aren't you the fickle one. You spend ages annoying us with your shmucktitude and it turns out that you can't even lay the blame on your PoG zeal because you don't have any. I vote we have him put to death. ...or more death than decapitated and head-sticked. Agreed?
Screw putting him to death, I've learned that slavery is worse than death! LifeKnight is now Rawzers slave with no hopes of freedom unless the most common patrons (posters) here decide he should be freed!
EDIT--Semi-democracy, semi-anarchy, I like it.
(This message has been edited by SlaVitiCkus (edited 01-18-2004).)
Rawzer sticks a "Kick Me" sign on LifeKnight's back, then hides in the coat closet for an hour.
SlaVitiCkus tells Rawzer he shouldn't be afraid to come out of the closet.
Originally posted by Rawzer: **Oh, I've forgotten to mention, if you happen to be a being whose existence depends on magic, you may stay. Just don't do anything.:p
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Define anything. Is it the exertion of abilities that tap into their magical nature or anything not directly related to buying and consuming the bar's products? <Muses about the efficiency caused by the latter>
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No...magic doings, I would imagine
AV's Head laughs at the idea of anything out of the ordinary in this bar, like animating the dead. It then looks round to e fire and continues it's toasting.
SlaVitiCkus finally sobers up, sees the head, and figures he is still drunker than he thought.
Rawzer smashes SlaV's brains out with a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.