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SlaVitiCkus sees his brain on the ground, and starts poking it with a pen. He then feels as if he is in a surrealism movie..
------------------ Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian. "You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil, whitedevil2, Ory 'hara, and poger825.
The head thanks Rawzer for the merciless murder
------------------ Vast__ QUOTE "All games die eventually except for Starcraft which will live forever..." Long Live Ares, Starcraft, Uplink and Cythera!
Rawzer notices SlaV's twitching body on the floor, then looks over at Sidatious. Sidatious meets his gaze and immediately understands. Sidatious closes his eyes in concentration, and SlaV gets up from the ground, brushing himself off.
Then Rawzer takes off on an intergalactic cruise in his office.
------------------ Nobody's perfect. Well... there was this one guy, but we killed him.
Murder? Nay, simply an alcohol-free version of the Pangalactic Gargle Blaster. OOC: Sounds like someone's on a HHGTTG high. Good choice, my current fling is Forging 5-dimensional corridors. Defying the laws of physics is fun! ^_^
------------------ All hail Hikari, Golden Goddess of Light! Rock: Hi Forte, nice to see you again! Forte: SUFFER!
SlaVitiCkus thanks Sidada...sitadio....the drink demon and gives him a tip on his next order.
------------------ Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian. "You're dumb." -Rawzer to whitedevil, whitedevil2, Ory 'hara, and poger825. What doesn't kill you just leaves you writhing in pain and agony.
Grey takes a peice of AV's face and feeds it to Vermeer while no ones looking.
------------------ "WE ARE THE POPES OF THE PYROS!!" "WE ARE THE CRUSADERS OF CAPELLA!!" "THE FRIARS OF FIRE!!" "THE BAPTISTS OF BORAL 1!!!!" "THE CATHOLIC KILLERS OF NEW CALCUTTA!!!!!!" "WE ARE THE GOOD!! no.. no... THE BAD!!! yeah.. thats it.. THE BAD CATHOLICS!!!"
SlaVitiCkus notices, but really doesn't care...
AV's head notices too, and wonders why he has become so unpopular... He thought that too when he was torn to quivering pieces on page 27.
mmm. violence... fun.
del fuego stumbles into the room on crutches and refuses to talk to anyone except a certified orthopedic surgion.
He then becomes ineberated to forget the pain in his knee.
On the bright side, I will be posting more
------------------ Hail the great ?!!! ????
SlaVitiCkus goes out on a small hunting trip, and comes back with a Sea Giant Axe in his skull.
"Well, I kinda won..."
Rawzer yanks the Axe out, and places it above the fireplace in the bar. Just to freak out anyone who might have evil plans...
"well, that makes 2 of us cripples!"
del fuego starts telling war stories to anyone who will listen
Fuego thinks SlaVitiCkus is listening as he stares at him, but he is actually just temporarily brain dead.
P.S--Rawzer, great story!
Rawzer looks at the Giant Axe again, picks it back up, holds it above his head, shouts, "Eulaaaaliiiaaaaaa!!!" and runs out of the Dernath entrance.
He returns a short while later with another axe, and places them both above the fireplace, across each other.
SlaVitiCkus grabs an axe, Rawzer the other, and they both run out screaming. Later, they come back with a total of four axes, and both have a shiny new ring.
Rawzer can now distribute drinks with surprising dexterity and speed.
Arianne brings in and lights several firecrackers. Green and gold fire sparkles in the air.
Happy Australia Day!
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AV's pole is polished and fitted with legs so he can now walk about. He leaves the pub. He comes back a couple of minutes later having been taught 'Head Magic' by some mages. He glances round and vapourises a couple of rats just to makethe point.
------------------ Vast__ QUOTE "All games die eventually except for Starcraft which will live forever..." Long Live Ares, Starcraft, Uplink and Cythera! (url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/webboard/Forum61/HTML/001202-27.html")See my infamous death in the blue mshroom pub!(/url)
Rawzer celebrates Australia Day for the first time in his life, waiting for the 1138th reply.
(This is the 1138th post... Werd.)
pp waves about a black and grey flag, signifying his triumphant return.
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