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-When someone talks about something that has not been talked about for a long time you say it is a ** dead topic.**
------------------ (url="http://"http://pub29.ezboard.com/b20")Don't click here.(/url) The Person who misspells "Voinian" knows not of the 50 gigaton nuke coming at their cranium.
My objective is to live forever. So far so good.
You know you're an EVO fanatic when you can come up with 3 freakin' pages of reasons why you're an EVO fanatic.
------------------ Harry Rules! Why is phonics not spelled the way it sounds? Great game, gotta check it out!(url="http://"http://pub29.ezboard.com/b20")--20--(/url)
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Originally posted by ElGuapo7: ** 22) You sit down at your keyboard and your right hand automatically lands on the thrust (arrow) keys, and your left hand automatically touches down on the "target select" (tab)and "secondary weapon trigger" (shift) keys.
#22 has happened to me MANY times, people...
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Oh man, that has happened to me so many times that I really have to think about not doing it. Even if I am waiting for something to happen like a page to load, I will find my hands naturally resting there in those positions. It freeks me out. heh
Zaphod
------------------ If this sentance didn't exist, someone would have invented it.
-Your favorite song is the EVO startup theme. -You name your car "The Nadir" -You want to marry Anna B. -You want to find the human "elders" -Your'e on the webboard when you should be celebrating the millenuim.
------------------ Why must we fight to achive heroism?
(This message has been edited by DeadMan (edited 01-01-2001).)
I won't bother with numbering...
You can recite the names of all the Azdgari planets.
------------------ Visit my EVO web site at (url="http://"http://www.evoverride.com")http://www.evoverride.com(/url)! "Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent."Salvor Hardin, First Mayor of Terminus
Maybe the moderators will add this to the "Best of Escape Velocity Posts" archive.
------------------ To Escape Velocity: Nova and Beyond! -------------- Millennium. Its coming, prepare for it. Coming to the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiaSW.com/games/ev/chronicles.html")EV Chronicles(/url).
184. You file your teeth down and paint your car green deliberately, and not one Zidagar makes an attempt at your life.
------------------ I ask you to look both ways- for the road to the atom leads through the stars, and the road to the stars leads through the atom.
185. You curse at bad cable service for not providing UEN.
186. You call your girlfriend Katherine Baxter.
186. you have a the following taking up most of your mere 6 gigs on your iBook: EV/EVO startup themes, 'Love My Macintosh' (Playing in repeat right now), Numerous graphic files from Override and related plugs.
187. desktop picture is Override startup screen. (this gets confusing...F7 is my Override hot key, and i can never tell if I pressed it or not)
188. you save up to get an Arada as your first car.
189. You write multiple English papers about Override. (PS, I got A+ on them! Hooray!)
190. You search endlessly to find FH Novel in eBook format to read on calculator during class.
191. You were ecstatic when, for school, you read 'The Odyssey' and saw the word 'Ambrosia'
192. You own 4 or more Macs
193. You play EV/EVO on multiple computers at once.
194. Your keyboard is getting worn down on arrow keys, fn,control,option,comand,space
195. You constantly tell your friends and famil about your great battles.
196. When watching the Simpsons, you expect Moe to give Homer a mission.
197. During French class, you ask the teacher if he is Rigellian or Zidigar. ------------------ Is the answer to this question 'no'?
(This message has been edited by Arada Pilot (edited 01-01-2001).)
198: You know your an EV/EVO fanatic (or at least used to be) when you've worn actual small holes into the buttons that are your directional controls.
Sad, but true on my Performa's keyboard.
------------------ The never duplicated Never capitalized And always puce: forge
You get hit by a car, and first on the hospital you realise you're in the **** because you cant go back the your saved game
------------------ God was a moderator
199. You wonder why astronomers are worried about comets and asteroids hitting the planet when the real threats are the Voinians and the Renegades.
200. Whenever you see a banana you have the strangest urge to pull out your phased beam and blast it to bits.
201. You spend hours outside at night looking through a pair of binoculars waiting to see UE fighters fly overhead.
202. You name your kid after a planet or character from EVO.
203. You search around all the used parts stores looking for an afterburner and escape pod for your car.
204. Whenever you see an abandoned car in the ditch on the highway, you pull your car right over beside it and search through it for credits, cargo, and then tell whoever is in the passenger seat of your car to hotwire the abandoned car and "add it to your fleet."
205. While doing #204 you keep muttering to yourself, "gee, I hope I don't set off the self destruct on this thing..."
-Thunder
Originally posted by Arada Pilot:
(/B)
This I have to see... Please put them up on the 'web!
------------------ I got this .sig file at insanely_great.com - don't even think about taunting me! (url="http://"http://www.geocities.com/evodude2001/home.html")http://www.geocities...e2001/home.html(/url)
I found one of them, it's a story I wrote. I'll post it on the chronicles. I'm still looking for the other.
------------------ Is the answer to this question 'no'?
206. When you read a section of the Iliad where Hektor kicks Greek rear end you think, "Man, those Greeks should've registered!"
God bless,
UE Patriot
------------------ "Turn me over, I'm done on this side."- St. Lawerence at his martyrdom "The glory of God is man fully alive"- some saint whose name I can't remember Voinian lovers are ignorant of the UE marines taking over Borb Station. Reign of the UE: Coming this year!
When writing a report about the EU you constantly type UE instead. Not to funny, but it happened to me many times
------------------ Remember that thou art dust and to dust thou shalt return. And while your creation is forgoten your death you still spurn
Originally posted by Sarcas: **153) When you accidentally run into Andrew Welch you throw him to the floor and start stomping on him to get that 188,000 credits. **
Not too wise... I hear that Welch has started working out...
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I'm not even gonna bother with numbers....
-You learn French, German, and Spanish to be understood offworld -You have a shrine to Martin Turner by your computer (shut up.) -Arriving in Paris, you start to search for the Bistro Marie Therese, Rigellian Secret Police, and Doctor S (spoooky) -To your French teacher, you utter, "Mort aux Magellans!" -You check to see if you're 80% genetically pure -You name your dog Jasta and your cat Hela
------------------ -d. Shikata ga nai.
Originally posted by edgecrusher: **Not too wise... I hear that Welch has started working out... **
Me too.
Remember this topic?
------------------ "Turn me over, I'm done on this side."- St. Lawerence at his martyrdom "The glory of God is man fully alive"- St. Iraeneus Voinian lovers are ignorant of the UE marines taking over Borb Station. (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/vftp/show.pl?product=evo&category;=plugins&display;=date&file;=ReignOfTheUE.Bin")Reign of the UE(/url): Get it today!
Originally posted by UE Patriot: **Remember this topic?:)
Hehe, yes. One of the funniest we've had in a long time
------------------ Visit my EVO web site at (url="http://"http://www.evoverride.com")http://www.evoverride.com(/url)! "Crime does not pay ... as well as politics." -- Alfred E. Newman