The Albatross

D tosses the Cream Soda, then goes over and steps on Crescent's spittling body. "That's what you get for un-hugging me for a soda. P.S. Nothing personal." D looks around to find the penguin, but unfortunately is unable, and is forced to wipe up the spittle with Yoshi. But the vomit stays to give the place character.

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"I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away."

"Thanks for using me as a rag" Yoshi says sarcasticly to D. He then wonders what happened to pp.

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One ring to rule them all, One ring
to find them, One ring to bring
them all and in the darkness bind
them

OOC: Sorry D

Cresent recovers and shoves acid down Michailovich's throat. She orders a Vanilla Coke and starts to wonder why Frodo suddenly cares about pp.

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To err is human.
To err and blame it on someone else, is even more human.

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Originally posted by Cresent:
She orders a Vanilla Coke and starts to wonder why Frodo suddenly cares about pp.

"I don't actually care about pp, I'm just wondering what happened to Phantom Peguin" Yoshi says. Yoshi then throws Cresent into the acid pit for saying Frodo is short.

(edit) Forgot I was Yoshimitsu. (/edit)

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One ring to rule them all, One ring
to find them, One ring to bring
them all and in the darkness bind
them

(This message has been edited by Frodo101 (edited 05-10-2003).)

D throws frodo in the acid pit for throwing Crescent into the acid pit. He then turns on Yoshi, and the battle is joined...

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"I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away."

OOC: I thought Frodo and Yoshi were the same person; Frodo turned into Yoshi

Cresent sides with D but can't think of anyone else to throw in the acid pit, D already threw in everyone she could think of. She makes a chocolate-covered banana split and eats it.

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To err is human.
To err and blame it on someone else, is even more human.

Yoshi and his clones slice D and Cresent into small pieces.

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One ring to rule them all, One ring
to find them, One ring to bring
them all and in the darkness bind
them

Ds peices form into a full being again, revealing that underneath his soft warm exterior, D was really a liquid-metal cyborg from the future sent back to assasinate the child who would eventually lead humanity in a war against the cybernetic lifeforms.

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"I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away."

Cresent regenerates and throws Frodo in the acid pit. Simple revenge.

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To err is human.
To err and blame it on someone else, is even more human.

Hrmph... If I took out the time to read everything I've missed, it might take me a full ten minutes!...

Instead, pp drinks dishes out some drinks before having one himself. It's good to be back.

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Cresent takes a drink from pp and asks him where in the heck he was.

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To err is human.
To err and blame it on someone else, is even more human.

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Originally posted by Desperado:
Ds peices form into a full being again, revealing that underneath his soft warm exterior, D was really a liquid-metal cyborg from the future sent back to assasinate the child who would eventually lead humanity in a war against the cybernetic lifeforms.

"I am that child," says Yoshi. Yoshi and his clones then lead a war against the cybernetic lifeforms of the galaxy.

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One ring to rule them all, One ring
to find them, One ring to bring
them all and in the darkness bind
them

D unleashes a horde of terminators to destroy all organic life they find. Relaxing into his high-backed throne, he is heard to utter in a sinister voice: "Excellent."

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"I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away."

Cresent, caught in the middle, wonders what to do.

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To err is human.
To err and blame it on someone else, is even more human.

Kirk walks into the bar gun blazing and shoot all of his weapons at the cyborg. Are you FEVERED WITH T3?! THEN DIE!

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The cyborg dies. Not from Kirk's mass firepower, but from his overall Kirk-ness.

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"I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away."

Cresent gets a Vanilla Coke, glad that the confusing cyborg war appears to be over.

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To err is human.
To err and blame it on someone else, is even more human.

Paranoid enters the Albatross and then realizes he is in a bar. He goes insane so he can fit in. Paranoid then realizes he is insane so he begins pschoanalysis of all the patrons.

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"What if to reach the highest place you had to fall?"
Peter Mayer

D returns to normality by bar standards, and puts down a credit chip by Paranoid. "Now you're gonna analyze me like there's no tomorrow, ya hear?" he growls.

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"I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away."

Cresent gets Paranoid-phobia and starts hiding behind D whenever Paranoid looks at her.

:D300th post!

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To err is human.
To err and blame it on someone else, is even more human.