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pp is tossed into the acid pit. After regenerating, pp wonders why there are only two regulars and a noob at the bar.
------------------ "I love deadlines, I love the 'whooshing' sound they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams.
Reading pp's thoughts, D yells "It's probably 'cuz you're here!"
------------------ "Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas."
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Originally posted by Desperado: **Reading pp's thoughts, D yells "It's probably 'cuz you're here!"
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pp, not understanding D's response, flips on the TV to find a replay of the Intergalactic Superbowl XXXIVX.
(This message has been edited by phantompenguin (edited 02-02-2003).)
wonders why D and pp are still so mad at eachother
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Originally posted by SNM: **wonders why D and pp are still so mad at eachother
wonders why D is still mad at him
wonders y pp cant take a joke actually, im mad at the whole world. except you pp, we should bestest buds. (you people disgust me...i hate you all! :))
edit: make that MANY, horrible and nearing-unfunny jokes. sorry yall.
(This message has been edited by Desperado (edited 02-02-2003).)
Actually, I was kidding too, heheh.
pp begins to get impatient in his search for a bar regular other than himself and D. "We're still going to be the only ones here in a couple years.." pp mutters to himself.
Zurg leaves his seat and moves toward the door. When he reached the exit he looked back and said, "Nice bar pp and D, keep up the good work." Outside the bar he ran to his silver scoutship and climbed into the cocpit. He quickly activated the flight check and the vessel lifted up and hovered above the ground. With a roar and a flash the ship zipped into space.
------------------ " Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one. "
"Seems we've scared off another one..."
Suddenly in a blinding flash the bar gets desintegrated by a HUGE alien mothershi of the 143rd kind! (lol) Several UE fighters take off and attack in vain the monstruous killing-machine. The UE fighters launch rockets but the ship activates its super-electroattackimmunitydefense and it is submerged by the blue electric-protection.
<PSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!>
An Azdgari, as well as a small group of Miranu complain, saying: "Hey change the channel, this one sucks! Id rather watch SUMORANU wrestling than this $%+**!§?ING *HIT!"
<PSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!>
And here we are on tne ring, with Artmos Flyng Vs Lanforz Erzak...........
------------------ Caddarick from the <luna Crescents Otherwise, simply Ceddo on b.net or on the pop-pop lounge/ElvenRasta/KingofCastle(lol).
(This message has been edited by Cooldude (edited 02-09-2003).)
pp watches Zurg leave. Sigh* Suddenly the Friggen' Huge Alien Mothership crashes into the bar. He watches what he makes out to be some sort of Japanese version of The Sopranos... Alright, I'n really confused now...
(This message has been edited by phantompenguin (edited 02-08-2003).)
Well, aliens and other aliens, guess the show'ss over...because pp has just died in a hyperspace accident, he just crashed in THE ROCk, bounced off it and landed in the core of Voinian space. The voinians blasted him off with a rocket and nwo hes lying in the Atlantic ocean................with the rocket next to him! D suicides himself right after the funeral since his bar is broke without pp AND him. Hummmm...that bar would have gone a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong way if pp hadn't crashed on THE ROCK, bounced off it and landed in the core of Voinian space, got blasted with..... ------------------- Cooldude ------------------- ElvenRasta ------------------- King of Castle ------------------- um....
------------------ Cooldude
Psst, Cooldude, try and make some sense The bar sends out a search party through deep space to try and find pp and, more importantly, D. Once the two have been found they are brought back to the bar where high tech medical... (For lack of a better word) stuff makes the situation worse and causes the two bodies to disintegrate. The regenerators for the bar are reactivated and the two bodies are suddenly brought back to life. Huzzah!
"Yay, I've been found! And regenerated! You've made my day, pp." That having been said, D proceeds to draw his blaze rifle and blast Cooldude to peices. "Nothin personal."
Zang!!
pp and D are welcomed warmly back to the Albatross. Ceddo hears a hiss from a somber corner of the bar.
The whisper came from a strange-looking Azdgari. His eyes flickered yellow and his face was marked with incomprehensible designs in the darkest and most mystical fashion. He starts telling his desperate story and you gasp at the words that slither through his mouth...
Psst. Phantompenguin, you shouldn't have continued what i said, it was a joke
(This message has been edited by Cooldude (edited 02-10-2003).)
The Azdgari continues: "I come from the world of the Azdgari, but my strange designs that were born with me made my fellow race shocked annd curious. They sent me to the Miranu for studies and I just managed a few days ago to steal a miranu courier and escape." The Azdgari lowers his head in shame, "Those scientists are searching every square meter of space to get me back. They say i am a crossed-race between the Azdgari and....Voinians! Help me, please..." Ceddo backs away at the sound of the Voinians, but accepts to help the desperate...alien. The Adgari has been looking carefully at the position of the mad scientists, and declares they are in Chorca. Ceddo replies suddenly: "Gotta get drunk first <hips!> I drive crazier that way." He loads his Azdgari Warship and hovers on the ground a few seconds. Then, in a blast of heat, Ceddo was already at Chorca.
TO BE CONTINUED ------------------ Cooldude
Ceddo arrives in chorca and senses a dozen escorted miranu couriers. The escorts were a few laziras and some Aradas. Ceddo sends his SAD modules and his crescent fighters on the laziras and activated an identity shielder. " Two laziras destroyed, captain." calls one of the officers. After moments, the scientists and their escorts wre lost forever... Ceddo returns to the bar and sees a small earphone on the bar table. He picks it up and....
"I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT MY BAD REPUTATIOOON!!!" Ceddo (painfully) recognizes the voice of the Azdgari/voinian singing along some Shrek music!
"Oh its you! This shrek stuff is is so hilarious! Thx for the help, ill come back to the Albatross!" The radio shatters off and Ceddo orders his fifth Saalian Brandy of the day.
Well, peace is back in the Albatross, and suddenly you know why: There is no pp or Big D (rhymes), no clients xcpt me (cool! rhymes again!)
Not even a blorg-splot (space-cat), suddenly, Ceddo smalls the quite unpleasant (I LOVE PARENTHESEES) small of burnt titanium...pp and D came BACK (hopefully) with: two dollars, a burnt scoutship, no fuel, a single (and snobbish) passenger, a cargo to load out for 2 dollars, two black eyes (they fought to drive first), um...
Yes well, I would very much like a few more Clients in this bar, cos its getting a bit...<humf :mad:> grumble grumble no ones listening grumble grumble...empty :eek:
remark MY SITE IS ALMOST FINISHED!!!
PLEASE COME IN THIS BAR FREE SAALIAN BRANDY!!!!!!!!!!!
PLZ COME FOR FULL PLEASURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zurg heard the cries of Cooldude and after journeying for many days finally arived at the Albatross. He touched his ship down and entered the bar. He glanced around seeing that the bar was empty. Quickly moving to the bar he sat down and ordered twenty saalian brandies.
(This message has been edited by Zurg (edited 02-11-2003).)