The Albatross

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Originally posted by Frodo101:
**But Cresent doesn't know that when you cut Frodo's foot hair it releases a horrible odor that can knock anybody out except other hobbits like Frodo. So when Cresent cuts Frodo's foot hair she is instantly knocked out, and she is then thrown into the acid pit by Frodo.

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... Yeah, whatever. pp tosses Frodo into the acid pit along with Cresent, and once Cresent regenerates, pp stuffs him ( or are you a her? ) in again.

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Cresent crawls back out of the acid pit, screams "No I am not a him", throws pp in the acid pit, and kicks Frodo, who has just regenerated, back in the acid pit. She then grabs herself a Vanilla Coke.

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Originally posted by Cresent:
**Cresent crawls back out of the acid pit, screams "No I am not a him", throws pp in the acid pit, and kicks Frodo, who has just regenerated, back in the acid pit. She then grabs herself a Vanilla Coke.

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... That's what you think. evil grin Suddenly, pp explodes.

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Cresent yells for someone to clean the penguin guts off the walls.

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Seeing as how D and pp are the only ones working at the bar, and D is mysteriously inactive, pp rushes to scrape his guts and other gooey tidbits off the walls... which doesn't entirely make too much sense.

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Cresent watches pp for a while, and suddenly starts laughing hysterically for no real reason

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-Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
-Great minds think alike but fools never differ.

Frodo, being tired of being thrown in the acid pit, grabs a White Cream Soda and leaves the room to go swim in the pool. After he's done swimming he goes to ask pp why he blew himself up.

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Originally posted by Frodo101:
**Frodo, being tired of being thrown in the acid pit, grabs a White Cream Soda...
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Are you implying that there are other colored Cream Sodas? Sure, maybe there's a clear one, and I've seen a blue one... but...

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Originally posted by Frodo101:
**After he's done swimming he goes to ask pp why he blew himself up.
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pp shrugs and blows himself up again.

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After wiping the penguin guts off himself, Frodo answers,"Yes, there is a Red Cream Soda, and that reminds me, I think I'll have one."

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(This message has been edited by Frodo101 (edited 03-30-2003).)

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Originally posted by Frodo101:
**After wiping the penguin guts off himself, Frodo answers,"Yes, there is a Red Cream Soda, and that reminds me, I think I'll have one."

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Not without paying you won't. Frodo grumbles and shoves some coins on the table, but pp holds him up and takes all his cash anyways. :).

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(This message has been edited by phantompenguin (edited 03-30-2003).)

Skip this post. (Sig test).

Edit: After creating three of these sig tests on three different bars, I finally god the sig right, :).

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(This message has been edited by phantompenguin (edited 03-30-2003).)

Trugati reminds that the Albatross is much, much more dangerous than the Prancing Pony and that dangerous bars are not for nassty hobbitses. But then again...

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Originally posted by Trugati:
**Trugati reminds that the Albatross is much, much more dangerous than the Prancing Pony and that dangerous bars are not for nassty hobbitses. But then again...

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You underestimate the power of hobbits, Trugati. For that you shall be tossed into the acid pit(a.k.a. Mount Doom).

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Originally posted by phantompenguin:
**Not without paying you won't. Frodo grumbles and shoves some coins on the table, but pp holds him up and takes all his cash anyways.:).

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But when pp turns to put the money away Frodo blasts him with his laser rifle. Then he blasts open the cash register(or whatever you call where you keep your money) and steals all the money. Frodo then proclaims that all drinks are on the house.

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Originally posted by Trugati:
**Trugati reminds that the Albatross is much, much more dangerous than the Prancing Pony

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Prancing Pony? Why are you mentioning horses? 😛

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Originally posted by Frodo101:
**But when pp turns to put the money away Frodo blasts him with his laser rifle. Then he blasts open the cash register(or whatever you call where you keep your money) and steals all the money. Frodo then proclaims that all drinks are on the house.

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All the real credits are stored in a secret vault with Bin Laden. What you've got there is Leprochaun Trick Gold... hold on... one sec... Frodo screams "WHAT THE HELL DID IT GO, YOU BLASTED PENGUIN?"
pp, "Toldcha.'"

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Originally posted by General Cade Smart:
**Prancing Pony? Why are you mentioning horses?:p

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Because the prancing pony is a bar in the lord of the rings.

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Originally posted by Frodo101:
**Because the prancing pony is a bar in the lord of the rings.

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Dancing pony? Very funny. Is there a reason that is said in the movie?

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(This message has been edited by General Cade Smart (edited 03-31-2003).)

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Originally posted by General Cade Smart:
**Dancing pony? Very funny. Is there a reason that is said in the movie?

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I could go on and on answering that in intricate detail, but I'll just say that the Prancing Pony is where two important characters meet(Aragorn(Strider), and Frodo) --I'm a Lord Of The Rings freak 😛

Cresent shrugs and throws everone who even thought of drinking white cream soda in the acid pit, and grabs a Vanilla Coke

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-Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
-Great minds think alike but fools never differ.

(quote)Originally posted by Cresent:
**I could go on and on answering that in intricate detail, but I'll just say that the Prancing Pony is where two important characters meet(Aragorn(Strider), and Frodo) --I'm a Lord Of The Rings freak:D

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to find them, One ring to bring
them all and in the darkness bind
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