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OV silently blows the mercs and the new comer to dust.
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Congratualtions, patrons... you've achieved a top-secret hundred posts. It is now time that you be told why I have gathered you all here...
Basically, the <censored> have all <snip> and it's impossible to see how an Igazra armed with one needle missile and a tractor beam could possibly <classified> from here to Mars. It's important to remember at this time that <name changed to protect the innocent> was only involved because <name changed to protect the guilty> wouldn't let the Crescent's only <snip> stay undisturbed. If we can only
<big snip>
then we can <classified> with Crescent station and all the fuzzes too.
I hope that clears everything up. Any questions?
Meanwhile, have a Kitrak Slammer.
Place 3 snowballs in a glass
Pour antifreeze liberally into glass
Allow to defrost partially, to taste
Add crushed ice and a dollop of frozen yoghurt
Serve with battery-operated thermal underwear
------------------ (url="http://"http://www.geocities.com/evodude2001/home.html")Old & Unimproved: Cerberus Station!(/url)
Oh no! The Decoder is not working!
OV orders the upgrade to QX-90
Teflon tries to drink a Kitrak Slammer, but his tounge gets stuck in the glass. He storms to the bathroom to try and get it off, cursing on the way... To bad he forgot to get battery-operated thermal underwear and personal heating system...
------------------ Good Idea: Attacking Pirates. Bad Idea: Attacking ME.
(This message has been edited by Teflon Jaguar (edited 08-24-2002).)
Borb II sits in the bar covered in spam,happy he had his shield generating body armor but sad his mind went to EVN board. :rolleyes: Now he will never know why he is covered in spam,or how a missile got in the roof of the bar. He gets his spam gun from the V.S.S Hellfire and looks around trying to figure out what happened.
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(This message has been edited by Borb II (edited 08-27-2002).)
Since the bar has been reduced to dust, () comes over and begins construction of a () on the bar's foundations. Pretty soon the () takes shape and many () come to () at it. The popularity booms until () has himself a (). () grins in his ()ness. He now has ().
ooc: hope this doesn't () the () of any ()s
------------------ If you attack this, I can securely say, that you are insecure.
OV recives his his QX-90 and immediatly turns it on.
Mwuhahaahahahah
wonders why OV is bent on repeatedly destoying the bar
------------------ Remember, if you see any Aurorans, do not engage them. Call your nearest Federation defense department and the problem will be dealt with.
Now that the SpamField has been destroyed, Mazca parks in orbit over the bar at the head of an awesome fleet of massive heavy freighters. They all simultaneously open their cargo bay doors and start raining spam on to the bar. After nearly six hours, they finally run out of spam, but the bar and all it's occupants are unconquerably buried under several million tons of spam cubes.
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OV starts eating.
Gyro twists around and grabs his handy-dandy pocket disintegratorย and pushes the button. Nothing, and there aren't any conveniently placed C-size batteries to use anywhere, either. More twisting, and he successfully pulls out a Quantum Distortion Device, and sucks all the Spam into it. The meat by-product is shot into a lonely corner of space, and collides with a primitive planet at point-eight lights.
------------------ Always say no to Concrete Donkeys.
OV goes to buy a huge screen TV to watch the season opener of Enterprise.
Solel walks into the bar, calmly favoring his magnetic accelerator sidearm with a small caress of the hand. Trailed by his Koth bodyguard, Solel casually sits in Overrider720's camp and buys another huge screen TV in anticipation of a long-awaited Stargate SG-1 Episode. His biotic eyes allow him to watch both that and the Enterprise opener. Calling the waiter over, he orders a gargleblaster.
------------------ Cogito Ergo Sum
<classified> enters the bar, orders a chemical 'x', <classified>, and then <classifed>. <classifed> then <classifed> at the <classifed>, then <classifed> to the <classifed> and <classifed>.
ooc: Sorry if this is a little dead, had to get that out.
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Originally posted by mister **< classified> enters the bar, orders a chemical 'x', <classified>, and then <classifed>. <classifed> then <classifed> at the <classifed>, then <classifed> to the <classifed> and <classifed>.
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Hoping to ensure the bar's death, Mazca's fleet returns again and unloads an even greater quantity of Spam over the bar, this time using special removal-resistant spam.