Top-secret Bar

"Wow, you and Opalius are brothers? You mean Internet brothers, like Asriel and I, or blood brothers?"

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-Lyat Esponer Corsair

We're brothers like you and Esponer are brothers 🙂

"No, Esponer and I are, like, the same person," Esponer replied.

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-Lyat Esponer Corsair

Dawnshine waits for Esponer to get the point

"Ah. Fine; be like that. It's not my fault I don't assume intelligence from people with low po- okay, so it is," he grins.

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-Lyat Esponer Corsair

Tired of the talking, Dawnshine pulls out his (censored), he then notices the huge machine in top of him Posted Image
The automated defense system got the best of him
Thus ended the adventures of the two brothers...

lol, that's hilarious. 😄

Shrout1 digs into VonianAmbassador's evil past and discovers this, from August of 2000:

Quote

Originally posted by VonianAmbassador:
You know, the Voinian Empire is going to win in the end. The Earth and its allies shall be smashed to radioactive dust. Dude has the right idea: join us now, and we'll go easier on you and your families. Resist, and you will be vaporised - or worse! Sickened by your corrupt, weak government? With a world at the mercy of traders and other money-grubbing merchants? You should be. Voinia invites humans who have seen the light to report to Pax station. Be warned: those who have formerly committed crimes against the Voinian Empire will be put into the Photon Excruciator... for the others, immense opportunities await.

I always knew you weren't a pacifist. I think this was back in the more Zealous of your days, when the cause was fresh. Time, time, time.
😄

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"You will find that your device is highly non-functional...." - Bad Guy
(url="http://"http://www.shrout1.freewebsites.com")My Webpage!(/url)

(This message has been edited by Shrout1 (edited 07-24-2002).)

/me unasks Ambassador to play a webstory.

/me shivers.

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-Lyat Esponer Corsair

quote:
Originally posted by VonianAmbassador:
You know, the Voinian Empire is going to win in the end.The Earth and its allies shall be smashed to radioactive dust. Dude has the right idea: join us now, and we'll go easier on you and your families. Resist, and you will be vaporised - or worse! Sickened by your corrupt, weak government? With a world at the mercy of traders and other money-grubbing merchants? You should be. Voinia invites humans have seen the light to report to Pax station. Be warned: those who have formerly committed crimes against the Voinian Empire will be put into the Photon Excruciator... for the others, immense opportunities await.
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You go VonianAmbassador.
All hail the Voinian Empire.

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"Yes! It's here!" OV runs to the door and gets the package. OV takes out his brand new Ultra Decoder X-12 and starts to decode whatever people have been saying

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All hell that ends well -Me
Are you accusing me of planting the bomb in that building that I put a bomb in??? -Me
(url="http://"http://www.weebl.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/b3ta/pie.html")Weebl and Bob(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.liquid2k.com/ethan_sucks/quiz6/pumpkin.jpg") Pumpkin Puke(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.magleague.com")MaG League- Overrider(/url)
The Underdogs Smiles:(url="http://"http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/gallery.htm")Underdog Smiles(/url)

A levitating CodeBot floats into the room over to OV....

"Shhhoooooop-Sheeeeeebbbboooot; Ghhhhhhrrrrrrjjjjjj-Shhhhhhhhzzzzzzzzzzeeeeeeeeee..... Booooooooooop-Zoooooooiiiiiit...." It continues.

Shrout1 puts down the remote controller pad to the codebot and walks over to OV who is busily attempting to decode the robot's speech, ow oblivious to the world around him, hurriedly moving his decoder back and forth and scanning. Shrout1 takes his wallet and walks back to his seat by the bar while OV furiously continues to investigate.

<Shrout1 looks at Pilot's liscence picture and giggles> 😄

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"You will find that your device is highly non-functional...." - Bad Guy
(url="http://"http://www.shrout1.freewebsites.com")My Webpage!(/url)

(This message has been edited by Shrout1 (edited 07-24-2002).)

OV finally finishes decfiering, "What do you mean my- Hey! where'd it go? And where's my wallet!!" OV looks around for suspicious characters.

"Damn" OV quickly orders a Suspicious Character Z-9 for next day delivery

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All hell that ends well -Me
Are you accusing me of planting the bomb in that building that I put a bomb in??? -Me
(url="http://"http://www.weebl.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/b3ta/pie.html")Weebl and Bob(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.liquid2k.com/ethan_sucks/quiz6/pumpkin.jpg") Pumpkin Puke(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.magleague.com")MaG League- Overrider(/url)
The Underdogs Smiles:(url="http://"http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/gallery.htm")Underdog Smiles(/url)

Gyro looks around at the bar, where, for the most part, poeple are doing nothing. He suggests doing something that's not <classified>. "And something besides getting blown up by Autoturret MGs and decoding nonsense robot speech!"

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Always say no to Concrete Donkeys.

It's funny... I've heard it said that people tend to become less tolerant, and more right-wing as they grow older. Time, time, time indeed...

The people we need to fear are the Miranu. I respect strength and skill, and would be quite happy to (classified) with any human organisation that has (classified). Beware the subtle manipulation of your neighbours to the north, who have you do all their fighting for them.

Anyway, it's happy hour. Drinks are half price, and I can also offer you discounts on a wide range of gas grenades...

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(url="http://"http://www.geocities.com/evodude2001/home.html")Old & Unimproved: Cerberus Station!(/url)

Hmmm... that sounds almost like a type of drink you'd offer :D.

Shrout1 tosses OV back his wallet, a few dead moths fall out but otherwise it remains 100% intact, lint and definetly no money :D.

Shrout1 buys OV a DP and gives him some money so he doesn't have to be poor any longer. He's feeling charitable because the work-day (in which he did no work) is almost over and he gets to go home.

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"You will find that your device is highly non-functional...." - Bad Guy
(url="http://"http://www.shrout1.freewebsites.com")My Webpage!(/url)

:DGas grenades gas grenades gas grenades 😄 bawwwwwwhhhhhhaaaaaahhhhhhaaaaaaa :D.
“I’ll have your five best.”
Said Borb II in a now calm voice. 😉

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Shrout1 posts something new, so the bar doesn't die... Of course he can't tell you what it is, or he'll have to shoot you - really. (Again, in the foot - but you know it won't be fun!)

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"You will find that your device is highly non-functional...." - Bad Guy
(url="http://"http://www.shrout1.freewebsites.com")My Webpage!(/url)

Thank you shrout, but right now, I can't drink much because I have a nasty sore throat.

OV trys his best but alot seems to end up on the floor

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All hell that ends well -Me
Are you accusing me of planting the bomb in that building that I put a bomb in??? -Me
(url="http://"http://www.weebl.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/b3ta/pie.html")Weebl and Bob(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.liquid2k.com/ethan_sucks/quiz6/pumpkin.jpg") Pumpkin Puke(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.magleague.com")MaG League- Overrider(/url)
The Underdogs Smiles:(url="http://"http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/gallery.htm")Underdog Smiles(/url)

Sore throats are never fun. Here's a little secret - now everyone listen in - this merits MJ- 13 clearance:

When you start feeling like you are going to have a sore throat, put 2 tbsps - (from the tbspina region of space :D) of salt into a cup of water and gargle it as far back in your throat as possible. Almost always does it for me - it really helps!

<bang><bang><bang> - Shrout1 starts shooting the feet of everyone who listened.

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"You will find that your device is highly non-functional...." - Bad Guy
(url="http://"http://www.shrout1.freewebsites.com")My Webpage!(/url)