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I394 licks the last of the aged olives off of himself. "Tasty," he says, "you wouldn't happen to have any more would you?" I394's Ego undamaged by the Shade Manifold, surveys the other damage. "Nice chaps, those spectre's," he says. He encases I394 in a hyper-dimension-proof shield immune to all manner of fancy wording. And retreives his solitaire cards. He plots his evil revenge on the petty Shade Manifolds. The waitress Leo was courting is suddenly very interested in I394.
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The Manifold doesn't even need to recorporalise. Being hit by a stainless steel frying pan may incapacitate a puny biological organism of low brain capacity like Esponer,but it can never harm a Facet. The Facets go back to the party.
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Suddenly I394 doesn't feel so good-all the olives were chucked out because of a blight of Kayian Bloat Fungus. Upon contact with I394's stomach acids,the fungus expands. Through the tritanium walls of the skip resonates a moist "pop" as I394 splatters over the skip. "Ewww,what was that?" the waitress(whose name is Cassandra)asks,and continues cuddling up to Leo.
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Admiral Nelson, the other Admirals, there are no onther beautiful girls upstairs. Boohoo for you. Cap'n Redeye, having awoken from his slumber, goes back downstairs to refresh himself with some more Root Beer.
------------------ "Thank you, thank you. Now you're all under arrest!"
(This message has been edited by Cap'n Redeye (edited 12-05-2001).)
As Admiralo Nessuno, Amiral Nelson and Admiral Nelson and I realize that their one pretty girls for young man in the sixties, we go downstairs. Passing by the geriatric room, we take a bath so that our skin is more elastic, root bear expands in the stomac and hurt sometimes.
We than sat next to Capn'Red and ask him he slept well and what is the tennis game's score.
------------------ Salutations ŕ la vie
The score is five to five and I slept very well. The mansion's beds are very comfy. Cap'n Redeye then chugs his Root Beer and goes into the parlor to read a good book.
Just after Capn'Red's departure, Admiralo Nessuno, Admiral Nelson, Amiral Nelson and I just eared a bubbling sound.
Using their skills of lifeguarding, my three Navy officiers rescued Jess from drawning. Corey had put the temperature on extra cold, knowing that they would get hot... Some time too cold is too cold, ever for lovers. Corey got his foot stuck in one of the valves and became an popcicle...
I gave a towell to Jess and brought her to the other spa where awaited her two glasses of Chianti.
Whaddya mean I don't live in Fairyland? F/PLand is an amusement park, you dolt!!
Speaking of Fairyland, where is it? I wanna move the Ichijouji Mansion there...
Voinians don't tip well, it's a well known fact.
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Fairy-PirateLand - because conquering the galaxy should be fun for the whole family!
(edit)Changed my mind Sorry AN, I'm a married woman. Jess hugs corey. 'Wanna hear a secret?' Everybody loves secrets. SilverGragon's leaving the boards for, like, a whole month, so I can do whatever I want without getting an earful. So she starts kissing him... ------------------ You're damn right, I am the Tooth Fairy. Can you play the bongoes?
(This message has been edited by Jess (edited 12-05-2001).)
I was sad, really. I took the two glasses of Chianti 1943 and drank them. I walked my head almost kissing my feet to the geriatric section where I could recieve my dose of Prosac.
Originally posted by Jess: (edit)Changed my mind:) Sorry AN, I'm a married woman. Jess hugs corey. 'Wanna hear a secret?' Everybody loves secrets. SilverGragon's leaving the boards for, like, a whole month, so I can do whatever I want without getting an earful. So she starts kissing him...
"What are you talking about young lady!?!?!" OV bellows as h takes out his very blunt axe. "Hears your earful!" OV shouts as he chops corey in the neck over 1000 times leaving a tiny little piece left.
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Esponer's away for a whole month?Wow.I,I,I,I,I would have found an internet café somewhere to check up on you guys.If I,I,I,I,I was going away for a month,that is.
AN,it's Pro z ac and you don't need to be a geriatric to take it.
FireKat sees that Leo and the waitress,Cassandra, have disappeared up to one of the bathrooms with a large tub of strawberries to practice their teamworking. He then checks in the skip to make sure I394 and Esponer are still there(ewww, smelly.Esponer seems to be in a month-long coma,anyway),and sits down on the lid with a hyperspatial radiation beam at the ready. He then begins to feel sad-there are no more pretty waitresses.
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Suddenly a blast of hyperspatial radiation hits OV,dematerialising him. (OV finds himself a bodiless entity incapable of doing anything or affecting anything) Shade Prime uses more hyperspatial radiation to heal Corey's neck. "Now,OV,what sort of way to treat a host is that?"Shade Prime asks the bodiless entity incapable of doing anything or affecting anything.
"Mmmmmmm...as nice as Jess is, I think I need a break..."
Corey goes down to the basement to practice his formidable martial arts with some training equipment.
I394's ego has no time for fancy stuff, so puts on a full-body anti-hyperdimension particle suit and thinks about himself. The resulting expansion catches the Manifold unawares, destroying their existance. After I394's Ego has filled the universe and surveyed his volume with approval, he shrinks down to his usual, more dense form to repair his house, including fungicide.
Fortunately for the universe,shortly before I394's Ego started thinking about himself, FireKat pumped grade-A hallucinogenics into the skip. I394 is so stoned the only thin he can think about is the way the walls keep going funny colours
Originally posted by coreycubed: **"Mmmmmmm...as nice as Jess is, I think I need a break..."
Bleh. Jess sulks for a bit, then gets bored. She suddenly realises that she has all these beautiful ballgowns, but she hasn't worn any of them!!!! She goes to her gigantic walk in wardrobe and tries on clothes. Oh, btw Admiral N, don't think I wasn't tempted
And why does rookie think I hate him anyway?
------------------ You're damn right, I am the Tooth Fairy. Can you play the bongoes?
Payback37 walks in from Steel Bar, hauling the drunken Shrout1 behind him, as he promised to do. He tosses Shrout1 in one of the few remaining comfy chairs and walks off. Shrout1 awakens and decides that he likes the chair, but is frightened greatly by all the other surroundings, including strange noises coming from the direction of the spa. He is also interested in the fate of the race of Aliens created from a drink back in Steel Bar so he crawls back out of the Mansion and one hundred light years across space.
------------------ Shrout1
Shade, I will ignore all your faces if your going to be "Mr. Invincible"
OV grabs a thermal detonater and throws it into teh basement
Corey, who happened to be practicing there, grabs the bomb in mid-flip and hurls it upstairs with expert aim towards an open window. It lands in the lake and fizzles harmlessly.
A Neon Green crescent warship parks outside the bar, and REDchigh walks up to the bar, slaps a 60M Credit chip on it, and asks for 100 tons of your most popular drink.
------------------ "I- I Swear Officer.. The Dwarf was on fire when I got here!"
OV,the point of this bar is that you cannot kill anyone.They always find ways out of it,and that is what I,I,I,I,I am doing. Storm points out to Redchigh that A)Your Crescent Warship had wrecked the lawns B)This area is private property, and C)This is a mansion,not a distillery!