Your browser does not seem to support JavaScript. As a result, your viewing experience will be diminished, and you have been placed in read-only mode.
Please download a browser that supports JavaScript, or enable it if it's disabled (i.e. NoScript).
This is still a bar, it's just located at the Ichijouji Mansion, on Verril Prime. The mansion is owned by Corey Ichijouji and his lovely wife, Jess Ichijouji. The 15 bedroom, 10 bathroom 4-story building is fully equipped with an entertainment center, spacious kitchens, a heated pool and spa, a huge room dedicated to Jess's wardrobe chock full of flowing gowns, and a very large open bar. Jess and Corey wait in the barroom on the designer barstools for the guests to arrive. But of course, they have to be shown in by the butlers.
Remember, this is a mansion. Treat it like one.
------------------ Coreył (Cubed) | (url="http://"http://plugs3.evula.net/")Plugsł(/url) | (url="http://"http://www.evula.com/")EVula's Lair(/url)
Fairy-PirateLand - because conquering the galaxy should be fun for the whole family!
"Wassssssssssuppppp!" shouts I394 as he enters with mud on his space boots, much to the dismay of the butler urging him to take them off. "By the way, I saw your insurance agent, he said your premiums just doubled cause I'm here, hehehe." I394 turns on very loud music and windows start to break.
------------------ Now Showing: Harry Pothead and the Search for the Magic Joint. View the epic adventure of Harry as he attends Weedwarts school and attempts to uncover the ancient secrets of the Magic Joint.
There is the customary shimmer in reality as the Shade Manifold-all five of them- appear. In accordance with the style of the place,the male facets(Shade Prime,Leo,and FireKat)are wearing tuxedos,while the female facets(Storm and Angel) are in evening dresses. The five of them ask for a glass of chamagne each. Shade Prime checks their watch,which is displaying a countdown until the arrival of the Voinian fleet.
------------------ (url="http://"http://www.geocities.com/shades_shipyard")Shade's Shipyard(/url), the source for your ship needs.
Jess kisses corey. Oh corey, it's so beautiful! Seven butlers discreetly carry I394 away to drown/wash him. She serves all of Shades facets their champagne, then grabs a bottle herself and runs off with corey to try out this new spa
------------------ You're damn right, I am the Tooth Fairy. Can you play the bongoes?
"Thankyou!" the Manifold calls to Jess's rapidly disappearing back.
Esponer casually walks in.
Esponer casually blasts off Corey's head.
Esponer casually destroys the mansion.
Esponer casually walks out.
------------------ Word.
sigh I was afraid of this...
The mansion has built-in holgraphic emitters, designed to create a field around anyone who it detects as a threat to the mansion. This doesn't mean that the mansion can never be destroyed...just, a small security measure. And trust me, you aren't going to like the others.
Corey anxiously awaits the oncoming Voinian fleet in his spa with his beautiful wife. "Mmmmmmm...maybe I can invite them for afternoon tea..." he says between smooches. He abruptly stops. "Excuse me, dear, but I've got a bit of business to take care of," says Corey. He walks over to a nearby computer console, fires a beacon into space from the remote launch pad controls and programs it to emit, "VOINIANS WELCOME!! FREE BOOZE!!".
He then resumes his enjoyment of champagne, Jess, and the spa.
An enormous explosion places itself only less than a mile away. Autonav walks in seveal hours later, left arm very inconveniently missing. "I brought the Voinians," he says to noone in particular, "I don't think they like me, but they will accept the 'filthy Humans' BOOZE."
------------------ GIR: Tell me a story about giant pigs! ZIM:Once, giant pigs came and destroyed the Earth. Now PAY ATTENTION!
(Cripes, I spelled my own name wrong!)
(This message has been edited by Autonav 6000 (edited 12-02-2001).)
Esponer re-enters the mansion, and quickly finds Corey.
"I'm not sure you understand, Mr. Ichijouji," Esponer says, leaning casually on the counter, ignoring Jess. "I don't care about whether or not your mansion turns into a pile of steaming rubble. In fact, I don't really care about whether you turn into a pile of steaming rubble, although it would be quite an enjoyable sight. The only thing I really care about, Mr. Ichy Gorgy, is that you divorce Jess, and promise never to lay your hands, lips, or any other part of your anatomy on her. Do we have in agreement?"
Slowly drawing a knife, Esponer adds, "signed with ink or blood, your decision, as long as either are yours."
my my Coery you aid little thing. Ichijouji huh? OV takes out his car crusher which crushes items into little cubes and puts corey in it as he screams in pain. or your information my grandmothers name is Ichijouji you damned bastard cube.
Quote
Originally posted by SilverDragon: **Esponer re-enters the mansion, and quickly finds Corey.
Slowly drawing a knife, Esponer adds, "signed with ink or blood, your decision, as long as either are yours." **
Go Esponer!! All the way man!
------------------ You have been overriden by Overrider. Prepare to die evil scum! -Me There are 9 people in this world. Those who can eat and those who don't know how to write a sig. The Underdogs Smiles:(url="http://"http://community.theunderdogs.org/smiley/gallery.htm")Underdog Smiles(/url) AIM: Overrider720, Ferazel17 or WhiteStreak7
Jess gets up and leads Esponer carefully downstairs. 'You want a drink? Good boy, on the house, there we go. This one's good , I really recommend this one. Yeah, it is strong isn't it. Ooopsie, nasty bar stool jumping out at you like that! OK, you just stay here honey and drink as much as you like.' Jess runs back up the stairs and resumes her enjoyment of corey, corey, and more corey. The sound of lots of giggling floats down to the bar.
Standing up, Esponer brushes what appears to be French wine - no wonder! - off his lovely silk black coat, and makes his way back up the stairs, narrowly evading a gunshot from one of the waiters, and then proceeding to throw him down the stairs. "Damn they didn't build this place very well," he says as the waiter crashes through the floor into the basement.
Finding his way into the sleeping chambers , Esponer calmly knocks. "Excuse me, anyone there? I'm looking for a heartless little bitch, about 5'6" and not very attractive, with a major attitude problem. Also, a 47 year old Japanese pervert with a reproductive organ that was originally intended by God to go on a mouse."
Lissen.
Only Jess can choose. It's her choice.
If she decides to leave me, I'll let her go. I'll be dissapointed, but I'll derive some small satisfaction knowing she's happy.
So, who's it gonna be??
Originally posted by SilverDragon: **Standing up, Esponer brushes what appears to be French wine - no wonder! - off his lovely silk black coat, and makes his way back up the stairs, narrowly evading a gunshot from one of the waiters, and then proceeding to throw him down the stairs. "Damn they didn't build this place very well," he says as the waiter crashes through the floor into the basement.
**
The name is handpicked - I'm not Japanese. Nor am I 47...
If you know Jess personally, maybe I'd better back off...I can't compare to THAT. Are you confirming my suspicions after all, then?
"Damn."
In response to OV's post, # 201 (ahem), I've been absent for a long time. Don't tell me what to do. Please.
Originally posted by coreycubed: **The name is handpicked - I'm not Japanese. Nor am I 47...
Nope, he don't know me, never seen me, and he's going to pay fo that not very attractive remark. And the one about the mouse.
"Well, I'd argue I know you...kinda." Esponer whistles slightly. "Corey, could you get rid of that quote so I can hide the evidence?" He grimaces. "I think I'm just a little bit dead..."
Now, if we can, please have no more interruptions, corey and myself are kind of in the middle of something right now. OK?
Originally posted by Jess: **Now, if we can, please have no more interruptions, corey and myself are kind of in the middle of something right now. OK?
Yes...QUITE.
Originally posted by SilverDragon: **"Well, I'd argue I know you...kinda." Esponer whistles slightly. "Corey, could you get rid of that quote so I can hide the evidence?" He grimaces. "I think I'm just a little bit dead..."
What'll you give me?
(This message has been edited by coreycubed (edited 12-02-2001).)