Tell-a-Story Strikes Back!

...Knfgngcjcbnvg, the giant fish, is currently...

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being fried with an space engine, then Luke Skywalker hypers in and...

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Uses the force to stop the fish being fried, but a mysterious force zapped all his power! Back in the real universe, ESPilot and the Basilisk join the Rebellion and Skyblade in the battle against the Roach Juice Empire/Confederation. But suddenly Blake Roughman, trusted rebel officer and pilot, switches sides, and Dirk Toughguy, renowned Confederate captain, sides with the Rebellion! Just then, the Queen Roach of the Roach Juice Empire says....

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I am now more powerful than you can possibly imagine —Armondo Guitierrez
Yes but can you dance? —Freakazoid
All the lone people, where do they all come from? All the lonely people, where do they all belong? —The Beatles

..."What the heck is going on?" as a giant pickle...

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Floats toward the Rebel Headquarters on Palshife, threatening to crash into it. But then Gokou appears and blasts the pickle away with a Kamehameha wave. And then the other DBZ characters appear and.....

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Greetings from your friendly local cannibal, put in your town by the federal government to keep the human population in check.
I am now more powerful than you can possibly imagine —Armondo Guitierrez
Yes but can you dance? —Freakazoid
All the lone people, where do they all come from? All the lonely people, where do they all belong? —The Beatles

(This message has been edited by ESPilot (edited 10-27-2001).)

...get blown away by the Power Rangers, who are in turn blasted away by...

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...Digimon, who...

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get blasted away by Han Solo who

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...is blasted away by Tom Servo, Crow T. Robot, Mike Nelson, and Joel Hogdson who...

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...aren't blasted away(phew). Then Albert Einstein is raised from the dead for the reason...

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...of finding out what it was like to decompose. After running through some math, he again starts to decay, but suddenly...

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...somebody fire the RAD 9000™ at him and he's almost restored, then some weird archaeologist tosses an talisman with the powers of immortality to him, and he...

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...grabs it. Unfortunately, the archaeologist had booby trapped the artifact, and...

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...injects him with a poisonous substance, which in 12 hours will...

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... not turn him into stone. It will turn him into water. Luckily...

(And one more thing! ;))

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...since people are mostly water anyway, and this is a ludicrous story, it doesn't affect him at all. Then...

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Everyone participating in this story gets a real life and stays off their comps for 2 solid hours ( :eek: ) and then.....

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Greetings from your friendly local cannibal, put in your town by the federal government to keep the human population in check.
I am now more powerful than you can possibly imagine —Armondo Guitierrez
Yes but can you dance? —Freakazoid
All the lone people, where do they all come from? All the lonely people, where do they all belong? —The Beatles

...we realize that the above statment is false. A large outcry from the boards community issues forth, and...

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...the topic almost dies. Suddenly, a witch...

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that has put an spell on this topic, desides to remove it and suddenly people start to...

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