Tell-a-Story Strikes Back!

...somewhere that's not important. Then Arthur Dent comes wearing a large...

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...feathered hat. He says, "Do you like it..."

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/me checks his digital watch...I should start thinking about warning the islanders about the impending lava flow...

...and everyone in the universe replies, " NO! " Then a tiny banana named George...

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...who is VERY curious gets into a lot of trouble with Arthur, who was wearing a yellow hat. "Now, Curious George, I'm going to eat you." "NOOOOOOOOO!!!" So George begins to...

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/me checks his digital watch...I should start thinking about warning the islanders about the impending lava flow...

....roll away very fast. Then Colonel Sanders V comes out from the Universal KFC Space Station with his newest chicken dish....But everyone hates it and George rolls on his foot as hard as he can, but Sanders steps on George. Then Sanders is thrown in prison for murdering a bannana and the Ewoks develop atoms bombs. Suddenly a huge explosion rocks the entire universe, it's source being....

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Greetings from your friendly local cannibal, put in your town by the federal government to keep the human population in check.
I am now more powerful than you can possibly imagine —Armondo Guitierrez
Yes but can you dance? —Freakazoid
All the lone people, where do they all come from? All the lonely people, where do they all belong? —The Beatles

...a gigantic fart from the great Bob. The ewoks try to nuke him, but find that they only end up hitting themselves. Soon they are among the Gungans as wiped out species, and the history of Star Wars is changed. Then...

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If the opposite of pro is con, what's the opposite of progress?
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...the universe becomes so bored, they begin a war over soft drinks. George Lucas is so inspired by the idea that he writes and films the great war, calling the film "Soda Wars" (and puts his old Star Wars films to dust in profits). During this war...

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...large amounts of soda are spewed between the Roach Juice Empire, also know as the Confederation, who fight with Roach Juice, also known as Pepsi, and the Rebellion led by Skyblade and Mac, who fight for goodness, truth, and Dr. Pepper. 😉 Just when it seems all hope is lost...

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/me checks his digital watch...I should start thinking about warning the islanders about the impending lava flow...

...it turns out all hope really is lost. But then- What's that? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's...

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It's a weird flying Christmas tree. It flies around and suddenly it.....

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...commits suicide. Nobody wanted to decorate it and it was sad and lonely...

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/me checks his digital watch...I should start thinking about warning the islanders about the impending lava flow...

...and it goes to Depressed-Christmas-Tree-Heaven, and learns to play the harp. Meanwhile, however...

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.........A huge fleet of silver immortal, indestructable for the next 10 post ships jump in and join the side of the......

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...duckies. The duckies don't like this, so they throw a big...

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...Party. They spike the punch with Nitroglicerine and Roach juice, a deadly combination. This causes the silver immortal too...

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Three rings for the Elven-kings under the sky, Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, nine for mortal men doomed to die, One for the Dark Lord on his throne, In the land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them, In the land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

...spontaneously combust. Then...

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Tell-a-story loses popularity. 😛 The duckies decide too...

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Three rings for the Elven-kings under the sky, Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, nine for mortal men doomed to die, One for the Dark Lord on his throne, In the land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them, In the land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

...become extinct, since they don't have anyone to fight. However...

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...the duck hunters return from their graves and chase the duckies. Then...

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some rubber sock is entering the tell a story topic and blows the whole topic an distante galaxy where...

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