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"Bartender?"
That's Imperial Liquid Scientist.
------------------ "You are gentle and kind.....but that isn't enough. You must be strong too, for evil will overpower you if you are not strong. You must be like steel, strong and invulnerable, yet bending under certain circumstances." -Phoenix "That is called a droid decoy. This is called a trap. And I'm calling you dead." -Phoenix
The bar doors open and in comes a young, tall, female with short scruffy blonde hair. Athena walks over to the bartender and asks, "Hey, I got a little lost around here and my navigation in my ship got fried. Where am I? Or where is this bar?" Athena waits for an answer until she realizes that the bartender might be waiting for her to order her drink first. She continues, "Oh! Uh.... I'll have a Devil's Breath."
------------------ No one gets what they wish for, They get what they work for.
Esponer walks over to Athena.
"Devil's breath! Good choice!" he exclaims loudly. He then pulls out cigarette lighter and sets Athena on fire. As Athena runs around screaming as the fire covers her, Esponer prepares a vat of acid.
Once it's ready, he throws her in and watches her burn to nothing.....
OOC: Sorry, I not usually like this. I just want to spend a little bit of time killing people in bars for a change. Feel free to regenerate yourself and kill me! <grins> Oh, and just so everyone knows, I have 1 more idea left for killing someone, and after that I'll probably go back to being sane (ish).
------------------ "That's all very nice, but where's the guns?" - SilverDragon
Lord Gwydion gives Athena a Devil's Breath in an explosive glass.
------------------ YakKa Foob MoG. GRuG PubbuWuP ZiNk WattooM GaZoRK. CHuMBLE SpuZz. (url="http://"http://pub101.ezboard.com/bstarbasedelta")Starbase Delta(/url)
"I killed Athena! I killed Athena!" Esponer complains, stealing her drink. He then grabs Gwydion by the hair and drowns him in the drink.
Gwydion's head pops under the pressure and heat of the famous drink.
"Drowning! Finished now," Esponer says to everyone he killed.
Lord Gwydion regenerates, then shoots Esponer forty-nine thousand times in the head, killing him forty-nine thousand times in a row.
Esponer walks into the bar.
"Hey, has anyone seen my cyborg copy around here lately?" Esponer asks. He looks at the ground and sees forty eight thousands bullets.
"He caused trouble, I guess......" Esponer mutters.
Lord Gwydion, angered, looks at what used to be Esponer's cyborg (which doesn't have any bullets in it, because the Atomic Deathray BlasterŞ doesn't shoot bullets), and then to Esponer. He repeats what he did to the cyborg, to Esponer.
Esponer regenerates himself and fires one hundred and fifty miniature dispersal rockets at Gwydion.
After the bar has been fixed and everybody else regenerated, Esponer eats Gwydion.
overrider says "Can I join?" Overrider walks over and punches Esponer in the face
------------------ My very first EVO Chronichle called "The UE's Dread" Followed by the "U.E.S. Inconvertrable"
Overrider says "Can I join?" Overrider walks over and punches Esponer in the face
Lord Gwydion regenerates and eats Esponer. Just for good measure, he puts Overrider on the lunch menu, and proceeds to chop him up.
Jess walks in, extremely late (sorry, conned into playing badminton) and immediatly leaves at the sight of people eating other people in a very immature fashion. But not before blowing them all up.
------------------ In keeping with the middle ages theme of today's Blue Peter, we'll be learning how to make our own Iron Maiden. You will need: Some Thick Cardboard Some Kebab Skewers and A bicyle chain.
Lord Gwydion regenerates, then catches Jess and feeds her to his pet Bengal Tiger.
Jess kills the tiger and informs Lord Gwydion that he can bugger off.
SilverDragon? Stop revising right now! Only boring people revise! Jess orders a vodka, because she doesn't know the alcohol content of wierd EVO drinks.
Lord Gwydion regenerates his tiger, then serves Jess a Vodka in an explosive glass.
idiotSavant comes back from the dead and grab Esponer,drags him to his house and dips him into some boiling oil, then drenchs him in fuel and sets fire to him. idiotSavant then takes the remains and puts it in a one of those"Danger!Biowaste "cans
------------------ Your problem,idiotSavant, is that you go through life thinking everyone likes potatoes. Well,they don't. They like asparagus. -friend
Lord Gwydion puts Overrider on the specials menu.
idiotSavant walks in. he glances at menu. "I'll take one Overrider and a strong "56 white wine"