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(quote)Originally posted by Flatulence: **Hmmm... I'm just gonna pretend that I understand what Shay's talking about;)
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(flashback) No! Not the improbability device thingy again! Spare me! (/flashback)
The servo-droid (who has been trailing Lonevoinian all this time) lops off Lone's right leg with his laser cutter. Then he grabs Lonevoinian and self-destructs. Lonevoinian is blasted into Zidagar space and lands on an uninhabitted planet, barely alive.
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bbatch & his Drednaught somehow survive the blackhole and they find themselves in the EVN universe! It was very bizaare, because half the universe was still under construction and little construction ships were flying around everywhere. I destroyed all of the visible ones and approched a halfbuilt planet called Orga----. I doninated it and bought 80 fleets of ships that are invincible (science the creators of this universe have not created limits, there invincible) for 0 credits (the creators of this universe have not created prices, either) and conqured all of planets in the galaxy. He then built himself a multi-dimension-hyperdrive thingy and went to the unnamed spaceport bar on Hinwar (I think) to destroy everybody there.
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But then a fleet of Zidagar ships landed and said they were sorry for what had happend and they would halp Lone kill Samurai. Lone then assumed control of the Zidagar empire(With the full Approval of the people and the goverment) and counquerd the bar and killed Samurai.
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My objective is to live forever. So far so good. Books of the new millennia:Left Behind, Tribulaton Force, Nicolae, Soul Harvest, Apollyon, Assassins, The Indwelling, The Mark.
And then Captain Carnotaur comes along (who is in charge of the Azdgari Empire) and asks Lonevoinian to become allied with him.
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Originally posted by shayborg: **But because of that great improbability drive, the particles that made up the Hinwar Cruiser disintegrated due to a simple truth of quantum physics: all objects are simply aggregates of subatomic particles that have a high probability of being where the objects are perceived as existing. Because of the improbability drive, all particles began appearing where they weren't expected, so they went on their own merry ways across the galaxy, and the improbability drive, because it was built to be indestructible, was improbably destroyed. **
But then UE Patriot, flying in his upgraded UE Dreadnaught, saw Alien's body floating in space and dispatched an on-board UE Destroyer to rescue him. Once on board the UE Dreadnaught, UE Patriot shows Alien the plans to Lonevoinian's infamous InviniNaught. UE Patriot's UE Dreadnaught then hypers into the Hinavar system (home of the Hinwar) and the UE and Hinwar make hundreds of souped-up InvinciNaughts. They then go of to seek Lonevoinian.
God bless,
UE Patriot
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And then the Azdgari and the Zidagar go kill the Igazdra.
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Originally posted by UE Patriot: **But then UE Patriot, flying in his upgraded UE Dreadnaught, saw Alien's body floating in space and dispatched an on-board UE Destroyer to rescue him. Once on board the UE Dreadnaught, UE Patriot shows Alien the plans to Lonevoinian's infamous InviniNaught. UE Patriot's UE Dreadnaught then hypers into the Hinavar system (home of the Hinwar) and the UE and Hinwar make hundreds of souped-up InvinciNaughts. They then go of to seek Lonevoinian.
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But sadly, Lonevoinian had made a feature on the InvinciNaughts that was not edited out of the plans that has the coumputer vent all the air to vacume if any UEs technology is detected on the ship. Then Lonevoinian captures all the InvinciNaughts and blasts Patriots UE Dreadnaught to little itty bitty peices. He then recovers Patriot's escape pod and blasts HIM to little bitty peices. He then has millions of tiny robots rip apart every peice of Patriots DNA into atoms and then Lonevoinian put each atom 1 at a time into their oun star that then went supernova and then Lonevoinian destroyed all Patriot's DNA samples in the same way and then he blew up Patriot's home planet and all the planets where anyone even remotely related to Patriot lived and destroyed their DNA the same way. By now Lonevoinian was running out of stars. But all the Voinian stars were still intact. Lonevoinian then blows up all the holograms of Patriot and all the clones that he missed so patriot is now completely dead forever.
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Originally posted by Lonevoinian: **But sadly, Lonevoinian had made a feature on the InvinciNaughts that was not edited out of the plans that has the coumputer vent all the air to vacume if any UEs technology is detected on the ship. Then Lonevoinian captures all the InvinciNaughts and blasts Patriots UE Dreadnaught to little itty bitty peices. He then recovers Patriot's escape pod and blasts HIM to little bitty peices. He then has millions of tiny robots rip apart every peice of Patriots DNA into atoms and then Lonevoinian put each atom 1 at a time into their oun star that then went supernova and then Lonevoinian destroyed all Patriot's DNA samples in the same way and then he blew up Patriot's home planet and all the planets where anyone even remotely related to Patriot lived and destroyed their DNA the same way. By now Lonevoinian was running out of stars. But all the Voinian stars were still intact. Lonevoinian then blows up all the holograms of Patriot and all the clones that he missed so patriot is now completely dead forever. **
But then a stray piece of space junk activated the Omega 13, which sent all time back to when Lonevoinain started his "kill everything remotely related to UE Patriot" rampage. Someone who knew about the whole Omega 13 told UE Patriot of Lonevoinian's plans. UE Patriot then gets into his UE Dreadnaught and blows Lonevoinian's InvinciNaught to itty bitty peaces and then reprogams the InvinciNaughts under his control so they don't let the air out if UE technology is detected (by the way, what if an InvinciNaught was carrying captured UE technology? ). UE Patriot then went throughout the universe, gathered every single DNA strand of Lonevoinian and all holograms of Lonevoinian and all pictures of Lonevoinian and then shot it all into a system where the star was going nova. UE Patriot then returns to the bar and, very tired (BUT STILL VERY ALERT), orders a glass of (Earth cow) milk and a nice, big, juicy hamburger. He says "let's stop the fighting and just relax, OK?"