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"Damn you shayborg and your laws... I shall find a way to overthrow you. MUHAHAHA!" cough (Buba chokes on a peanut and dies)
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Originally posted by Bubaganoosh: **"Damn you shayborg and your laws... I shall find a way to overthrow you. MUHAHAHA!" cough (Buba chokes on a peanut and dies)
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Know how that peanut got there? Spatial anomaly!!! And I assume Flatty found a spatial anomaly that allowed him to get out without using the docking bay, since The Catacomb jammed it before he left.
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Originally posted by Flatulence: **"I challenge you to a duel. Come, see if you can defeat my collection of spacial anomalies!" **
But fortunetly(For me. :D) Tray jumped into the system with the anomalies he was sucked into a paticulary pink one and was stuck there for the next 1,000,000,000,000 years or so. Lone jumped into the system after engadging his Anti-Anomalie field around his ship. He sees Tray's ship in the anomalie and sends out a buoy transmiting the first three words of and accomping "Music" of the song "Bye Bye Bye" to Tray once every 3 seconds. Lone then jumps out of the system and docks back at "The Bar" and finishes his Devils Breath. "I'd like another one.
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The Servo-droid brings Lone his drink, and stands at Lone's elbow waiting for a tip. None is forthcoming. The droid uses the laser-cutter in his arm to lop off Lonevoinian's finger. As Lone hops around in pain, The droid holds out his hand for a tip once again...
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Little does Lone know, Flatty is immortal. Only way to kill him is Highlander-sword-slasher-killer-style. After 1*10^7 years of listening to N'SUCK, Flatty is a very angry man with a very, very, very long beard.... but, due to the time relativity of this spacial anomaly to the world that Lone was in, he... ummm.... I forgot what I was gonna type. Mind just wandered away..... School hurt brain. Lots. Anyway, Flatty survives, and that's that
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But then Buba does the unchoking maneuver on himself. The peanut shoots out of his mouth and chops Flatty's neck of with it's high velocity and sharp point... Oops
Before the peanut-projectile can penetrate Flatty, Flatty turns into Quicksilver and the peanut pops right through without doing any damage. Flatty returns to his fleshy form. Suddenly, from behind him, Flatty hears a high-pitched yelp of pain. Turning around, he sees the peanut has lodged itself into Lone's crotch.
Originally posted by Flatulence: **Before the peanut-projectile can penetrate Flatty, Flatty turns into Quicksilver and the peanut pops right through without doing any damage. Flatty returns to his fleshy form. Suddenly, from behind him, Flatty hears a high-pitched yelp of pain. Turning around, he sees the peanut has lodged itself into Lone's crotch.
But he didn't feel it-Nothng's there!
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Alien waltz into the bar, devilish good dancer, and orders a drink.. then he spots lone... being Hinwar, and Hinwar being much stronger then any other species in the game, there is soon a new coat of paint in the bar. Alien leaves, cursing something about having too many turkies.
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Originally posted by The Catacomb: **But he didn't feel it-Nothng's there! **
hooooo..... ego bruiser.
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(quote)Originally posted by Flatulence: **hooooo..... ego bruiser.:D
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To quote startrek 3(I think) "Not all speices keep their genitals in the same place."
Miranu comes in the bar and blows everyone to pieces with his Disco Machine Gun.
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But not every THING. Lonevoinian shapeshifts into a coat rack that has a Neutron pistol over one coat-holder-thingy and shoots miranu.
Flatty is sucked into one of shayborg's space-time anomalies and given a good pounding by a few mad highland gorillas. Then he is sent back to his normal time through another anomaly--highly improbable under normal circumstances, but shayborg's control over these phenomena is extraordinary...
Flatty deserves a lesson. No invincibility. A little too unfair to everyone else...
And good one, Catacomb.
(This message has been edited by shayborg (edited 12-04-2000).)
The Catacomb kicks Lone everywhere in his body but still no cry in pain. He wals away realizing he has been nudered by the peanut.
Originally posted by shayborg: ** And good one, Catacomb.:)
Thanks. And nice sig.
Lonevoinian laughs at catacomb for not knowing that Voinians have a little flap to have their genetils extend out from but most of the time they reside in their spleen.
I'm surprised. Only one.
The key to my code is: Take every letter and make it the one before it in the alphabet.
Notice that my original message was NOT edited.
Sucker.
Alien walks back in and the crowd saddens at not seeing one of his acts. He walks in.. sees Lone still here... and the bartender prays the repair bill won't be very high....