Boozerama Bar: The Deadly Entropy

Rickton laughs at DE for not knowing who Kyle is and promptly shoots himself in the face.

Anax is tripped by a young Asian girl and falls in the acid pit, getting Destroyer E's job outsourced to a foreigner yet again.

Mackilroy drinks a root beer, and watches as Anaxagoras trips. He quickly mind controls DE, and uses DE's powers of levitation to keep Anaxagoras balanced. Mackilroy releases control of DE's mind, but freezes as he hears a sound he hadn't heard for a millenium. Mackilroy runs outside of the bar and looks into the sky with his macrobinoculars as one thousand Kestrels power up their proton turrets, and unleash an orbital bombardment unparalled in the history of the Boozerama Bar. As his body is flung up into the air by explosions all around him, Mackilroy thinks, "I really should have bought that squirt gun..."

DE uses an WSTE-M Combat Shotgun on Mackilroy.

DE sits at the bar after a horrible day and gets a root beer.

Anax gets a root beer, but it has acid from the acid pit in it. He drinks it anyway, and sits down on a couch, which promptly disappears, and reappears floating over DE's head.

LoopA

Dash sees a levitating root beer and a levitating couch over that, and pulls out his disruptor rifle.

Time for some target practise!

Dash prepares to pull the trigger, which would have unleashed a humongous torrent of anti-energy, which would have promptly anti-created anything that was in its path. Then, he would have laughed as everything disappeared. He could take out the root beer and the couch in one shot.

SCORE!

Suddenly, everything blows up for some reason unknown to Dash. He is promptly blown up, along with everything else.

A random chunk of the ceiling that was blown up finds an anti-gravity wake, and sails into space, cutting off the bridges of three Kestrels that just happened to be dropping by for a rather random and unexplicable visit. With large energy guns. That shot blue lances of doom downward upon the bar. Which caused the explosions.

The three kestrels then promptly blew up, sending the loose bridge crew sailing downward to the planet. The crew were bounced back and forth between the explosions until they were smashed by explosive doom.

The shards of kestrel flew all about and poked holes in the other kestrels.

The other kestrels started exhaling. The people within them promptly fell out from within them.

And then the atom bomb fell, creating an explosion absolutely minimal in comparison to the other explosions.

"After the smoke has cleared, and the rubble has been swept away, Me and K.G. will peek out our heads....we've been watching the riots on a monitor...twenty floors below sea level, from a bunker."

There is now a giant crater where the bar used to be.

The regenerator regenerates itself, as well as the entire bar, and al lthe air that was consumed by the explosions, and the couch and the root beer, and DE, and the bar...no wait, not the bar, that's already there...and everyone in the bar, and the planet, and the space surrounding the planet, and sadly, since the kestrels were thought, by the regenerator, to be visiting the bar, and were regenerated, as well.

Oops...

Loop

DE recharges and hits Dash for a Cadeishly-long post. DE puts on his acid-proof suit and ties Dash and Anax to the bottom of the acid pit.

DE root beers.

The shotgun blast flings Mackilroy against the wall, and he rubs his head and says, "Ouch." He drinks a root beer, and it's healing qualities make his headache vanish.

Ahh....

Mackilroy watches as Dash and Anaxagoras are rapidly consumed by the acid pit (what kind of acid are we using, anyway?). But as soon as their lives end, the regenerator brings them back.

Mackilroy sighs, then blows Dash and Anax away with a tooth brush

Mackilroy, on Dec 7 2004, 10:57 AM, said:

(what kind of acid are we using, anyway?)
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Acidic Acid.

FC suddenly staggers into the bar, high on Holiday Pepsi. He trips and falls into the acid pit, and begins to do the backstroke. He jumps back out and cannonballs back in, splashing all the patrons.

Nuclear missile.

Mackilroy throws FC in to welcome him, and then slashes nfreader with a force pike for being an idiot about the acid.

Two lovely ladies walk into the bar, and sit on either side of DE.

Mackilroy then tosses Dash and Anax some root beers.

Rickton pours hydrochloric acid into the acid pit, as well as nucleic acid.

DE tests the acid: pH 0.

DE gives everyone an up-close look at the acid as they all fall in it.

emainiac sets off a oven cleaner bomb (ph 14) neutralizing the acid. emainiac is then promptly sniped out by the Boozarama Dumbass Patron Patrol

Anax freezes emainiac and throws him into the acid pit. He promptly thaws, and emerges from the pit in a rather pissed off mood.

Dash fails to catch the root beer and is now covered head to toe in its sticky goodness. He feeds the acid pit. With his...self...

Rickton pours acid with pH -3 into the acid pit. This stuff is so potent that it begins to dissolve the air.

The negative pH uberacid dissolves all the air in the bar, causing a slight wind as the air is replaced constantly by the air outside the bar.

The air is sucked from Dash's lungs as this occurs.

Once all the air on the planet is gone, the vacuum sucks Dash's lungs out of his body.

Dash dies.

Dash dies quickly.

Dash dies very painfully.

Dash regenerates.

Dash dies again.

Dash, again, dies very quickly.

Dash, of course, following the obvious pattern that's developing here, dies very painfully.

Dash then, just for tradition, regenerates.

Dash very boringly dies again.

etc.

Mackilroy, temporarily dressed in a vacuum suit, straps a quantum teleporter to Dash, and as Dash vanishes into another Boozerama in another universe, he chuckles to himself. Mackilroy spreads a base in the vacuum to counteract the acid, and he watches as crashed Kestrels slowly return air to the bar. As soon as it is completely repressurized, he regenerates the acid pit, and throws Rickton in with no further ado.

Since DE is always in a Marathon suit, he simply checks his oxygen supply. 1 hour left. DE puts in an oxygen panel.

DE gets 3 root beers for himself.