Boozerama Bar XXVI: Just When You Thought It Was Safe to Go Back in the Acid Pit...

Boris begins to jiggle violently at Jacabyte for his very smart thinking. FEAR THE JIGGLE!

mrxak explodes, but is instantly replaced by a clone.

DE's corpse rapes Jimbob as DE respawns.

A pink alien comes out of the acid pit and starts to eat Freq.

Rickton walks in, looks around, then walks back out again.

Boris shoots Rickton in the leg for trying to walk out of his own thread.

mrxak explodes but since the BIG ONES don't go off until another 3 posts his clone is trapped inside the locked warehouse.

Oh yeah, well you're trapped in a house of lies and delicious molded sugar!

JacaByte's face is buried in a mound of dirt. Anyway, one of the BIG ONEs explodes prematurely and sets of all the other BIG ONEs. Shattering the planet in two and incinerating mrxak's clone and JacaByte.

mrxak is incinerated, but is instantly replaced by a clone.

The Confeds impose arms sanctions on JacaByte, forever cutting off his supply of BIG ONEs.

mrxak's clone steps into the ashes of JacaByte and sinks into an endless hole.

DE decides to put his 4600th post here.

Waste.

Boris leaves.

JacaByte pulls off Boris' shirt and proceeds to rip it into a thousand tiny pieces.

Freq asks himself when this bar will be closed and notes that his name is now a bit shorter.

BOO!

JacaByte enlarges himself to 20000000000000000000000000000 times his normal size and stomps mrxak.

DE screams like a little girl.

Boris slaps DE silly.