Boozerama Bar XXVI: Just When You Thought It Was Safe to Go Back in the Acid Pit...

Hamster2 crawls out of the cash register, and begins firing paperclips of subnuclear fusion at the chairs.

Rickton closes a drawer on his fingers. Ow!

JoeBob watches as Rickton's severed fingers explode like dogs.

DE hops out of nowhere and erm...

...gets a root beer!

Yay!

Happy Halloween bar patrons. Free candy for everyone!

Hamster2 eats candy until his leg becomes septic.

Rickton brings out the random peanut-butter candies. Or at least you hope they're candy.

JoeBob eats his own candy and doesn't share with anyone else. This is much safer and probably means someone will throw him into the acid pit.

For becoming suspiciuos of everyone in the bar, JoeBob gets what is coming to him.

JoeBob bubbles for a while as his body disintegrates. Once he is completely dissolved he steps out of the regenerator, goes to the bar, and orders tea and no tea.

Barth orders a vegetarian steak.

Jeffie goes with the flow and orders a plate of your head.

Freq orders a Freq Mac, but it tastes like bockwurst so he throws it into barth.

Boris is so confused that he orders a chocolate AND peanut butter milkshake.

Mmmmm, chocolate AND peanut butter. After JoeBob finishes, he gets one of those.

Rickton starts up a liposuction machine for all the fat guys who drink milkshakes.

Freq said:

Freq orders a Freq Mac, but it tastes like bockwurst so he throws it into barth.

Barth creates a temporary hole in himself, and the Freq Mac passes right through him.

Jeffie forgets to breathe for a spell and dies. His spell fails too.

This post has been edited by Jeffie : 09 November 2005 - 11:57 AM

Rickton casts the gnusto spell on Jeffie's spell and it goes into his spell book.

Barth expands.

JoeBob contracts. Kidney disease, that is.