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If their were a Galaxy Wresting Federation (GWF) in EVO, which species would have the best wrestlers? The wily Emalgha, the crafy Human, the tyrannical Voinian, or perhaps one of the other species? Post your vote for the toughest wrestling species here and tell us why you think so.
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It would have to be the Voinians, because they are absolutely huge. (Why else are their ships so darn slow?) Trust me on this one - Voinians are ponderously powerful, like oxen.
Like Terran fish and many other species, Voinians slow but never entirely stop growing. The oldest ones are huge, slab-sided grey monsters whose breath is enough to knock you down, never mind their fists. Hence the difficulties your marines experience when you try to board a Voinian ship.
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It would have to be the Adzgari. Those little guys are Fanatics. Every Adzgari you meet has sharpened teeth. What would happen if the Voinians met the Vogons?
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Originally posted by Jack: **It would have to be the Adzgari. Those little guys are Fanatics. Every Adzgari you meet has sharpened teeth. What would happen if the Voinians met the Vogons?
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Azdi's would definately win. They would run in, bite the Voinian, run away, and wit for his wounds to heal before plunging in again. It would take a while but the Azdi's would come on top :). Howver, if the Miranu had some building material in the area, they could create a doomsday weapon in a snap and wipe out any opposers. If the Zachit attacked in packs though (like a tag-team) they would have a really good chance :).
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Originally posted by Jack: **What would happen if the Voinians met the Vogons? **
The Vogons would read their poetry (which is the third worst in the universe) and the Voinians would die of internal hemmoraging
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And while we're on the subject of bringing outside aliens, what would happen if the voinians met the Predator? Or the Aliens from the movie Aliens? Or the Audemedons (a race of intelligent machines from the Ares universe)?
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If Vonians met Vogons, the Vogons would strap the Vonians into chairs with electrical sound-enhancing, voice-modulating equiptment and, as cotton moose said, give the Vonians internal harmorraging(sp?) by reading their poetry... but if it came to a 'fair' (if there is such a thing with Vogons) fight, I don't know who would win...
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Whose to say that the Voinians wouldn't read poetry back?
What I was trying to say, is that the only thing different between the Voinians and the Vogons, is that the Vogons have yellow ships, not gray.
Originally posted by Jack: **Whose to say that the Voinians wouldn't read poetry back?
Yeah, what if the Voinians have even worse poetry? Like someone said, the Vogon's have the 3rd worst. What if Voinians have the 2nd or 1st worst?
Anyway, the Azdis would still win :).
the 2nd worst poetry (according to the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy) belonged to an alien named fnarz-gargle-something. He was reading a poem called Ode to a Lump of small geen putty I found under my armpit one midsummer morning when (in a desperate attempt to save humanity) his large intestine lept up his throat and strangled his brain.
And THE worst poetry perished with it's creator, Lady Fitz Milton, when the Vogons destroyed the Earth. Ok?
Besides, if Voinian poetry was, somehow, impossibly worse than Vogon poetry, It wouldn't affect the victim because it would melt the translator.
The Adzari would be disqualified for sumggling illeagle weapons into the ring, the Idzara would refuse to show suspecting a Zidagar Trap, the Strandless would be arrested when the people found out that they were really criminals with fake ID's, and by the time the Voinians arrived, the Zidagar will have finished thier pre-match speaches and everyone else will have died from boredom. So I'd say it's between the Voinians and the Zidagar.
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