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Lizwiz staggers in under the weight of an enormous sack. She empties it out under the tree. Goodies for everyone, she says, but you'll have to wait until Christmas day. They're programmed to disappear if you try and open them before then. I thought I would bring them in whilst I have the time. I am going to be BUSY over the holiday. Vast quantities of family will be decending on me and will want feeding.
She flops into a chair, having grabbed a mince pie and a coke. Wow this is nice Monster Lady. Happy Christmas Everyone.
------------------ Liz the Wiz:)
There are two rules for ultimate success in life. (1) Never tell everything you know.
OV gets a Dr. Pepper and takes a couple Gingerbread cookies.
"Anyone up for some caroling?"
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Thok slowly walks in, slowly being crushed by the spikeball on his back. He drinks another health potion, and dumps the spike ball on a stool in the corner. He changes the stool into a super spring with mascot and the spikeball is launched into the air. Boing. Boing. Boing. Thok notices someone took his bag of rez necklaces. He suddenly runs outside into the rain and to a cliff. He stabs through it with his ice pick to reveal a chest. He pulls a Gwendoyln out of his cout and opens the chest with it. The world is frozen in lag while Thok picks up his next 50,000 rez necklaces. He waves his wand and steps on a teleporter...
Meanwhile, back at the cabin
Thok's spike ball smashs through where the roof once was yet another time. Suddenly the spring turns back to a stool and a rock falls down, With Thok atop it. He fixes the roof, and lugs in a ruby iMac. He plugs it into an electric socket he summoned and begins to play Deimos Rising (which everyone in the shack then notices he sucks at). He mumbles something about needing to register.
OV takes out his wand and repairs the bar.
"Would you please quit destroying the bar?" OV says as he watches him play Deimos
The door to MonsterLady's cabin burst open with a crash. In came Morgan loaded down with goodies for the buffet table and some presents for under the tree. "Geeez!" I have been cooking and baking for two weeks and plan on being finished by late this evening. I have baked so many cookies that I brought some for everyone......coffee nuggets, neopolitans, sugar cutouts, 3 different kinds of biscotti. I brought a bunch of biscotti, 'cause this crowd seems like biscotti lovers to me. At any rate, I'm going to grab a quick ziridium bath and have a quick nip from the unlimited menu of spirits....do you have Crown Royal? That is my favorite. On the rocks, please! Thanks, MonsterLady. It looks like you've been busy, too. Did you do some remodeling on this place? It looks slightly different from the last time I was here. Ahhhhh, that bath restored some of my energy, or maybe it was the CR. Well, I have to dash, but wanted to wish everyone that drops in a very merry Christmas and a wonderful New Year. Are those bells I hear? On Dancer, on Comet......"
With another crash, Morgan vanished into the night.
"Thanks morgan," OV says as he helps himself to some Chrsitmas goodies.
Merry Christmas everyone! Only a few more hours to go, at least for people in the US
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MonsterLady sits by the fire playing Mars Rising.
"Hey, cool sprites!" she says. "I wonder if any other games have a special holiday theme?"
------------------ "We do not see things the way they are. We see things the way 'we' are." Anais Nin
Mars Rising? Nah definityl Deimos
OV eats some more cookies
Does Deimos have Christmas music? That was my point. I was wondering if any other "treats" in gameland.
Mars Rising has Christmas music? wow i'll go see
MonsterLady looks around at the cabin.
Torn paper & empty boxes litter the room, but she is alone.
She looks outside, and sees everyone engaged in a snowball fight in the yard surrounding the cabin. Overnight the temperature had dropped and the rain had turned to snow.
"Hmph." she snorts, "I guess it's safe to open Thok's crate now..."
She opens the box...
OV walks in very wet and cold. As he heads for the fire he sees Monsterlady opening the crate. OV stares wide-eyed "No Monsterlady! Don't"
too late......
Thok's box for Monsterlady bursts into about 50,000 rez necklaces. Thok sits mindlessly at his new playstation 2, which is sadly the first console he's ever had. driving sounds coming from PS2... Car crash sounds coming from PS2... Repeat about 50,000 times, please.
OV looks at Monsterlady buried in all the Necklace's. "Phew, that was close!" OV remarks.
Suddenly they turn into 49,500 death power-ups and escape rings. "Oh no!" everyone shouts as they dive to rescue Monsterlady as she vanishes......
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Corkmaster sits outside frozen, because SOMEONE forgot to let me in. A draft of hot air form the fire comes out and warms Corkmaster. Corkmaster sees all the comotion and asks OV what just happend (hey, you get behind the times when you're an iceblock ). OV sobs, "Monsterlady just disapeared!". "Oh you don't say?" says the rather amused Corkmaster. Corkmaster then walks in and grabs a bag of his rez necklaces and escape rings. Mean while Corkmster mutters " I seem to have a knack for missing out on holdays, don't I ?" Corkmaster then disapears to scour the area with a Myst potion.
------------------ I like chocolate cake!!
OV waits by the fire
"Oh look, snow. Too bad Monsterlady's not here...."
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Thok is COMPLETELY unaware of all that is happening while watching Monty Python and the holy grail on dvd (currently watching it in english with french subtitles) with his ps2. Follow the killer rabbit! The 'camelot' song, using lego! And a japanese version with english subtitles (comes out something like all your base are belong to us, I'm afraid)! And a tad more stuff he hasn't looked at!
OV decides corkmasters been gone to long and decides to go out in the (once rainstorm) snowstorm.
So far there's a good 6 inches in the ground as OV stomps through it, all bundled up with some extra clothers for corkmaster if if hes cold
Thok, having beaten the game he has been playing on the ps2, is finaly free from its grasp. While Thok is taking a look around the cabin, looking for MonsterLady, he discovers; only thirteen days 'till his birthday! He runs outside and pulls in his presents for everyone he hates (short version: his death trap box collection). He locks away stuff he marked as '50 swarms of locusts' or '20,000 death powerups'.
(edit)removed giant sig (all your base are belong to us. in binary)(/edit)
(This message has been edited by Thok (edited 12-30-2001).)
Thok, your sig screwed that margin up reall good