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Originally posted by Dr Tall: **Dr Tall goes and sits down by himself and thinks of happier days... **
Days when people who say things like "There's no question that the minute I got elected, the storm clouds on the horizon were getting nearly directly overhead", "It's very important for folks to understand that when there's more trade, there's more commerce.", "This administration is doing everything we can to end the stalemate in an efficient way. We're making the right decisions to bring the solution to an end.", etc were elected... Days when people who say "I think thou shalt not kill is pretty universal", but are huge supportsers of the death penalty are elected... ::shudders at the thought that not only are people like this in office now, but that almost half of america voted for them - considers moving to France, but remembers that they want Nazi stuff on auction sites banned::
I'd post all the other bad stuff about him (policies, etc), but I want to go to bed before 3, and I don't think it'd be fair to the server to make a post that big.
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Originally posted by Dr Tall: **Dr Tall walks up to what little remains of aschaaf and rearanges it so that from above, it looks something like this:
I VOTED FOR BUSH
Dr Tall laughs at his handiwork. **
Are you people daft? Do you know what the defination of non-political topic is? Didn't Zelda already mention that?
Emperor Ent stops ranting and looks up to see a colony of bats fly down from the rafters. He rushes at them weilding a broom. "Prepare to die varmin! Back up please??"
------------------ When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to belive it. -Clarence Darrow
Overrider uses his broom and accidentaly turns around and hits Emporer Ent in the back of the head knocking him out both of us get killed and the bats eat us
------------------ You have been overriden by Overrider your computer is dead!
I actually think Bush is a dumbo but it's just fun to get aschaaf riled up
------------------ Dr. Tall says: Taller is Better
A gang of starngers enters, and kills all Bush-supporters.
Just so you know there has to be about a little less than 200 posts before a new bar can be started.
Overrider throws ashaaf out of the bar into the nearby goblin camp; they kill him and Overrider shouts "Well I WOULD have voted for bush if I could vote!". The goblins start attacking the bar because they are offended that a bush-hater like ashaaf got thrown into their camp.
------------------ You have been overriden by Overrider You know longer can live
"dshf ugh mngtlok ilc!", says the goblin leader. He fiddles with some wires on a device he has. "Darn, me translater unit are no good!", he exclaims, "It makes me said things such like 'they misunderestimated me', 'keep good relations with the grecians', etc!" "Sir, you're needed at the white house!", a goblin says to him.
Originally posted by Emperor Ent: **Are you people daft? Do you know what the defination of non-political topic is? Didn't Zelda already mention that? " **
Yep. It would be sad to have to close this topic because some people wanted to use it as a platform for their political rants. I have little patience for this stuff.
---Zelda
------------------ I am your Fairy Godmoderator.
All I know is that wherever Ben goes, great software follows--Merciless
NO DON'T ZELDA!!!!!! THIS IS FUN!!!
Shut up about politics i like this.
Remember 200 post we got get moving
------------------ You have been overriden by Overrider You no longer can live
Overrider gives everyone a free frink of their choice. he takes a Lactarian Trilo Grak Fizz
------------------ My very first EVO Chronichle called "The UE's Dread" Followed by the "U.E.S. Inconvertrable"
Suddenly, a mysterious character appears on a barstool. "Oops!" he says. Overríder asks: "Who are you and where did you come from??!!" The character doesn't hear Overrider's question and picks a PowerBook G4 from his bag. "Darn. The ID of the teleporter was 43, not 42." he says. "Looks like the ID of this barstool was 42." Then he drinks a Mist Potion and flies away through the roof...
------------------ Armadillopineapplemacintosh!
Overrider rejoices "someone has posted!" Overrider drags (OZMO back in to the bar
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Zelda sulks in the corner, huddled over her third Ziradium Brew. "Bloody Mascot users, always trying to alter our bloody reality. Why can't they just let things be?" She downs the rest of her drink and calls out impatiently, "Barkeep! Bring me another!"
(0ZM0 comes back and opens his PowerBook G4 again, and makes a teleporter on the ground. Then he jumps up on it, and disappears. Then a sign appears beside the teleporter. The sign reads: "Do NOT use this teleporter! It will teleport you to C0ZM0's World!"
(This message has been edited by (0ZM0 (edited 06-13-2001).)
After some minutes, (0ZM0 appears again on top of the teleporter. "HAHAHAHAHA! Now it works!" he says. Then he deletes the teleporter and the sign. "Barkeeper! Give me a {<@Ł!". Overrider gives (0ZM0 a {<@Ł. (0ZM0 drinks it and walks out of the bar. Suddenly, an Axe Goblin appears in front of him. (0ZM0 opens his PowerBook G4 and changes the Axe Goblin sprite to a mouse. The mouse squeaks and runs away. "Ha!" (0ZM0 says. "Maybe i should try that on the Snow Guardians!". (0ZM0 turns around and says: "Bye!". Then he creates a Double Speed powerup in front of him, takes it and runs away...
After some hours, (0ZM0 returns again. He says: "Give me a zbrulk!". Overrider asks: "What's that?". (0ZM0 opens his PowerBook G4. "Let's see... Overrider's info field (0) is set to 233" (0ZM0 says. Then he opens conversation number 233 and edits it so that Overrider will give you a zbrulk if you ask for it. Then he sees that all tables are full. He makes a steel table and a steel chair in front of him. "Hmm... Maybe i should make these green instead..." he says and looks at the steel table and the steel chair. "No, please don't!" Overrider says. "Here is your zbrulk." he says and gives (0ZM0 a zbrulk. (0ZM0 sits down and drinks it. After that he opens his PowerBook G4 again and starts editing C0ZM0's World. After he's done, he opens the file named "Purple Haze Bar World". He does something, but nobody sees what. "Hehehe..." he laughs and suddenly spiders start appearing in the roof...
the spiders fall and head for............(OZMO! The spiders rip his flesh off leaving nothing but a pile of scrap.
"No editing my bar!"
Zelda high fives Overrider. "Barkeep, let me buy YOU a drink."
"Thank you Zelda." Overrider says as he enjoys his drink
The spiders start running toward Zelda and Overrider.
"Oh boy." Overrider says as he and Zelda run behind the bar throwing glasses at the spiders. a few spiders manage to jump on the counter and head for Zelda.
"Back vermin!!!!!!!" Overrider shouts as he steps on them. "Die pitful arachnids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Overrider shouts as he pierces them with his ice pick.
"Well that went well" Overrider says as he looks at the blood and squished spiders all over his bar. "Better clean that up, I guess"
FLASH!
"You didn't know i have RezNecklaces? Hahahahahaa!" (0ZM0 jumps up on the steel table. Then the whole bar is filled with smoke and nobody can see anything. An explosion is heard. When the smoke disappears, there is no (0ZM0 standing on the table anymore. Instead... there is a Manditraki Wizard on the table!
"Grr! Where is Overrider?" the Manditraki asks. "I'm here!" Overrider shouts and throws a Ziridium Seed at the Manditraki. The Manditraki uses the RockFall spell and drops a rock at the Zir. Seed. The rock squishes the seed and it explodes, but doesn't damage anyone. "A-are you (0ZM0?" someone asks. "YES!!!" the Manditraki says. Overrider prepares to throw another Zir. Seed on (0ZM0 but (0ZM0 shouts: "Don't throw that seed! I'm not your enemy!". "What do you mean?" Overrider asks. "All Manditraki are our enemies!". "Well i'm not!" (0ZM0 says and sits down on the steel chair. "Okay. i may be a Manditraki but i'm not your enemy. I escaped from the Manditraki caverns. Have you ever heard about the Light Manditraki?". "No." Overrider says, still holding the Zir. Seed in his hand. "Well, they are Manditraki who don't want to be evil. Instead, they want to help the Habnabits." (0ZM0 says. "I'm one of them.". "Should we believe him?" Overrider asks. Someone says: "I belive him. I've heard about the Light Manditraki. Maybe he can show us the way to the Manditraki caverns so that we can destroy th evil Manditraki.". "Yes, i can show you the way to the Manditraki caverns. Who wants to join me on the quest to destroy the evil Manditraki?" (0ZM0 says...