Obfustificationize

In ob & fu (what's with that name anyway?) Above two long rows of spikes there is an alcove with two big boxes that I cannot figure out how to open! Any help here would be hot. I have the full version, too, in case that matters.

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I think they are unbreakable.
I wish there were something inside 🙂

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The boxes are turned the wrong way; the other side is labeled "Do Not Open Before XMas."

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What do you mean??? Please explain.

-Cal

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Calvin Crane
"I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong!"