Ferazel Pick-up Lines

  1. You know the old saying about the length of man’s nose
  2. They don’t call it Ferazel’s Wand for nothing, you know
  3. Aren’t there a lot of phony goblins here?
  4. Is it hot in here or is it just the lava walls?
  5. Wanna go back to my place and soak in my purple jacuzzi?
  6. I’ve got some new spells to show you
  7. Do you hanglide around here often?
  8. I’m naked under this robe
  9. What do you mean it will cost me a red xichron?
  10. Can I buy you a potion?


  1. What's a habnabit like you doin' in a place like this?
  2. My statue spell is better than Viagra!
  3. Your magic carpet or mine?



hehehe! But Nif, the statue spell wears off after a couple of seconds... 😉


  1. Is that your ice pick or are you just glad to see me?


Rilla wrote:
**hehehe! But Nif, the statue spell wears off after a couple of seconds...;)

But that's all it takes, right? 😉


15. I'll make you poppyseed muffins for breakfast.


  1. If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me until I got past these spiked walls?


  1. But I wanted the Ice Wall spell, not the Ice Crytsel spell!
  2. What are you doing with those fire seeds...
  3. ...but flying on hang gliders makes me nauseous

Think Different.

-Admiral Dennis

  1. You're right, I shouldn't be wearing a dress... ...care to see me with just the cape?
  2. I'm a very sensitive guy. Sure, I've killed a few dozen goblins, but, I cried every time.
  3. Whaddya say we edify and obfuscate somewhere quiet?
  4. Ever try to stand still on a mushroom with someone you love?
  5. Of course I'm lower than dirt, babycakes; I live underground!!!
  6. Don't worry... I never take less than five minutes to get through with anything.

(This message has been edited by Jodeo (edited 03-31-2000).)

  1. Hey, I'm the last of my race...wanna help me save it?
  2. Oh him? that's just my pimp, Ben...he's the one who tells me what to do 😛
  3. You don't know what a vorpal dirk is? Here, let me show you

-- Jeff