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k190cs, on Jan 6 2005, 12:27 AM, said:
k190cs orders himself a root beer, then tosses zmwworm into the new Deadly Acid Pit. View Post
K190cs seems to have forgotten about his shin, he stumbles as he tosses and Wormgrower doesn't quite make it all the way to the pit. Seeing as how k190cs is so impulsive, Wormgrower ponders his punishment while ordering some pretzels. Not liking their taste at all, he orders a #8.
EVWeb knocks over a table to use as a shield against DE. Then starts shooting DE. DE's body explodes in blue flame.
duke_juker walks in, already having visited every other bar on the internet, and orders 5 root beers, walks in between DE and EVWeb's battle(getting a couple holes in his body and a little blue flame on his finger) and sits down next to zmwworm to ask how zmwworm's day has gone.
Jumping off the floor and staying onto the table, franticly searching for whatever creature this "zmwworm" is, Wormgrower finally decides that duke_juker is insane. So he decides that he would make perfect company. Wormgrower orders duke a #4, and orders himself a #8. About this time the laxitive is starting to kick in, but Wormgrower had no idea what is wrong with him, so he trys to blow his nose. The tissue catches on the blue flame and is ingested by Wormgrower, again. So Wormgrower asks duke as to how his day was, painfully.
duke says hes fine but he has this feeling that something is coming out of his stomach. He looks down to notice a 1 inch diameter hole through his stomach. Luckily, his stomach fixes itself and he continues to look around the bar. Then, he has the feeling that he is peeing. He notices the acid from his stomach is draining down his pants into the acid pit. duke gets tired of the nosie and pain and goes off to the bathroom to drink soda and #8 root beers. He won't return for another hour he is so angry.
Wormgrower relises that he probably shouldn't have left the brownies so long, the mold could be bad.
DE recharges, knocks down another table and uses that as a shield. Using an SSM Launcher, EVWeb's table blows up, and another missle blows up EVWeb.
Mackilroy buys everyone a root beer. He then kills worm and duke, throws their mutilated bodies outside of the bar, and laughs as rabid hamsters consume their corpses. He then captures the rabid hamsters, and releases them on the bar. As a raging whirlwind of hamsters eviscerates the bar, Mackilroy takes aim from orbit with his Stellar Converter, and presses a button.
BOOM!
The entire planet has been converted into a land of lava flows and molten rock.
Time to rebuild it, guys.
EVWeb gets out a BFG and shoots DE. DE explodes in a green energy ball. As does everyone else in the bar. EVWeb then goes and gets a drink. EVWeb decides he doesn't want beer. He wants brandy. After about 20 shots, EVWeb starts to feel woozy.
Wormgrower sees Mackilroy doing the impossible, killing everyone without reason is not allowed, unless it is hilarious. And it wasn't. So Wormgrower kicks Mackilroy in the shin and orders a #7.
duke discovers that the bar has changed form. He survived Mackilroy's explosion since the bathroom had infinate layers of mold/lead/aspestes. He feels better and kicks the now lying on the floor Mackilroy in the head for being insane and orders 99 #8s for everybody. He sees Wormgrower and asks if Mackilroy deserves the acid pit. Wormgrower agrees he could use a swim. duke throws Mackilroy into the acid pit and closes the top off with the bathroom door. Since it is impervious to acid of any kind and weighs 1 trillion Mega tons, it should hold Mackilroy in there until everyone finishes there number eight, rebuilding the planet (making it cooler than before), and EVWeb and DE to finish there battle.
zmwworm, on Jan 7 2005, 12:56 PM, said:
Wormgrower sees Mackilroy doing the impossible, killing everyone without reason is not allowed, unless it is hilarious. And it wasn't. So Wormgrower kicks Mackilroy in the shin and orders a #7. View Post
k190cs hobbles over to Mackilroy's approximate position. "That worm grower got you too, eh?"
k190cs ceremoniously establishes The Royal Society for Shin-Kicked Patrons of the Boozerama Bar.
Aforementioned Society hires twelve thugs to assassinate wormgrower.
Wormgrower, realising his delima, attempts to put more laxitive in #2 and #3, but in his hurry, gets tham all backwards and it ends up in #7 and #8. He then asks Rickton (he is the bartender, right?) for a #7, and takes a table in the corner where he can watch everyone without someone by his back. Unfortunalty, he is very far from the bathroom.
duke overhears kc190cs talking about killing wormgrower. We then kicks him in the head and then pulls a Moonraker lazer/gernade launcher/platnium bayonet off the wall, knocks over a tritanium table, puts on a Rambo sweat band, and starts destroying any one in the The Royal Society for Shin-Kicked Patrons of the Boozerama Bar. The thugs, scared out of their pants turn on kc190cs and Mackilroy. Then duke orders 600 #8s and starts up a conversation with wormgrower about how the weather is.
Emainiac slaughters every patron with less than 10 posts in the boozarama bar.
duke_juker, on Jan 7 2005, 10:41 PM, said:
duke overhears kc190cs talking about killing wormgrower. We then kicks him in the head and then pulls a Moonraker lazer/gernade launcher/platnium bayonet off the wall, knocks over a tritanium table, puts on a Rambo sweat band, and starts destroying any one in the The Royal Society for Shin-Kicked Patrons of the Boozerama Bar. The thugs, scared out of their pants turn on kc190cs and Mackilroy. Then duke orders 600 #8s and starts up a conversation with wormgrower about how the weather is. View Post
k190cs's health drops rapidly until, at the last moment, he insert amazing ninja action the cowardly thugs, leaving them dazed and/or unconscious.
k190cs casts Resta, healing himself and (accidentally) everyone within a 50m radius. For defense, k190cs equips a handheld Heavy Fusion Beam (which had been laying unused in a corner).
duke_juker, on Jan 7 2005, 09:41 PM, said:
Moonraker lazerView Post
Wormgrower marvels at this device that makes " L ight- A mplification by Z mwwormed E mmision-of- R adiation". He avoids a zmwworm that bounced off a shin-kicked patron.
k190cs, on Jan 7 2005, 11:23 PM, said:
For defense, k190cs equips a handheld Heavy Fusion Beam (which had been laying unused in a corner). View Post
Wormgrower pulls out a small Fusion Ball and an extra small Plasma Beam, from a nearby Avenger (the fast one) that happened to be in the regenerated gun room, for defence. Wormgrower complains of it raining cats and dogs when a mountain lion crashes through the roof. The roof regenerates before a drop of water can hit the Fusion Ball, which would have been doom. Realising the danger, Wormgrower orders a #7 filled to the brim and uses the Fusion Ball for a coaster.
duek, still behind the table, hits wormgorwer on the head with his bayonet (the blunt side luckily), dropping wormgrower to his knees. duke jumps in front of him holding the table as one of DE's Photon blasts hits the table. duke hits a wall, gets up and orders for the bartender to make a plasma/anti-friezee drink. Thw bartender makes it wearing a special suit, but gets a hole the sice of the grand canyon in his head. duke drinks it. It acts as a steroid pill and duke becomes the size of a Raven. He jumps on DE, puts him in a sleeper lock and throws him in the acid pit. He then pulls Mackilroy out on the brink of death and throws him at kc190cs. Both are knocked out of the bar right onto new patrons intering the bar. duke grabs a #8, puts in steroids, drinks it to become the sice of the earth. He then sisimic tosses everyone out of the bar onto neiboring mars. But they bounce back and hit him. duke shrinks and noticing everyone except wormgrower in 1 billion pieces, sweeps up the mess and dumps the remains into the acid pit. Then, he puts the table upright and orders 1000 plasma/nuclear drinks for him and wormgrower, who chooses right this time not to except, but orders 100 #8s. Then duke ask if they should wait for the others to respawn or to pull them out now for free drinks on duke. Wormgrower agrees. Everyone crawls out and have a dozen root beers.
Mackilroy slaps everyone who wanted to throw him in the acid pit with a wet sock full of lime jello. He then slaps duke and worm again for assuming that the utter destruction of the planet was impossible, because this is Boozy. He then reminds duke and worm that a regenerator exists in a space-time continuum that automatically regenerates everything that was destroyed, so beating him up was pointless.
worm and duke are ceremoniously thrown into the acid pit, which is then flushed.
Wormgrower apologizes for the stray worm, and trys to keep them under control next time, and asks if flushing the worm was nescesary. Wormgrower orders more acid, but this time he asks everybody to chip in, since everybody ussually uses the pit, everybody should pay. Not finding anyone to be very generous, Wormgrower puts up a quarter deactivated laser blocking the path to the pit, so if anyone wants to throw someone in comfortably, they must pay. He also puts up a lazer to take care of the people who want to cheat the machine.
Note-ing duke's enthusiasm, but not very fond of his methods, Wormgrower orders a #10, forgeting that there is no #10. He ends up getting alcohol, and before he takes a sip, the nanny comes rushing back in and begins spanking Wormgrower, which wasn't a good idea in his laxitivated state. She then notices duke's behavior, and gives him a time-out. She then bakes a pie and some more brownies using the something behind the bar.
Wormgrower order a #7, and orders duke a #4, which he throws to him with the Fusion Ball for a coaster. Luckily, Wormgrower is very bad at throwing things, and the Fusion Ball flys out of the bar, across the street, and into a well used port-a-potty. The anonymous planet is scratched after the Fusion Ball reacts with the waste, making for quite an unnpleasant explosion, luckily, the blast blew the door to the bar closed before anyone could see what happened. Luckily, nobody exits the bar until the street cleaners are done. Wormgrower begins polishing his plasma beam.