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Originally posted by Jimbob: **Jimbob comes back for fun and uses his massive erection to kill random bar members.
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That doesn't seem very appropriate...
Jacey pulls out a butcher knife and castrates Jimbob quickly, but not painlessly...
------------------ It appears the purple eels were a red herring. - Accompaniment
Originally posted by JaceySquires: **That doesn't seem very appropriate...
It is appropriate for the Boozerama. Everything is.
The Cheat kills Jacey by suffocating him in The Cheats butt crack.
------------------ { (url="http://"http://eegrasstudios.cjb.net/")Eegras Studios(/url) }{ (url="http://"http://homepage.mac.com/travisjames/")TCL network(/url) }{ (url="http://"http://homepage.mac.com/travisjames/GraphicsPortfolio/index.html")Graphics Portfolio(/url)} ( (url="http://"http://www.eternallightstudios.com")Eternal Light Studios(/url) )( (url="http://"http://eternallightstudios.com/ELSForums/index.php?http://www.eternallightstudios.com/")Forums(/url) )( (url="http://"http://www.apple.com")apple computer(/url) )( (url="http://"http://www.freewebs.com/solarsystemplug/solarsystemchat.htm")Solar System Chatroom(/url)
Originally posted by The Cheat: **It is appropriate for the Boozerama. Everything is.
emainiac said normality is ironic in Boozerama. Does this mean normality is inapproriate :p? (joke)
Cade kills The Cheat by poking him with a large stick. ------------------ I am eager to try to answer mission questions "There is nothing certain but and taxes"- Benjamin Franklin
(This message has been edited by General Cade Smart (edited 07-14-2004).)
EVWeb gets a drink and shoots General Cade Smart for the heck of it.
------------------ "If life gives you a lemon, wing it right back, and add some lemons of your own." -Bill Watterson (url="http://"http://www.aresaxis.us")Enigma(/url) <-- The best online game ever. (url="http://"http://www.evula.org/evweb/")EVWeb(/url) <-- My site!!!
Jacey inexplicably regenerates (just like everything else in this strange place) and stands above General Smart's body, saying, "My general, I've recently discovered that we get along quite satisfactorily. Therefore, I, Jacey Squires, I will avenge thee."
Jacey turns to EVWeb. "So, what are you just standing there for?" Jacey snatches The Cheat and whacks EVWeb with him until both are a mangled mess of yellow fur and fluids.
Jacey then brings General Smart back to life...
and shoot Emainiac in the head.
"You foolish children will never take me down!"
And finally, Jacey turns to nfreader, but cannot find him. "Someone tell nfreader I'm almost ready to take him on. WE shall meet... in the BATTLEDOME!!"
A burning cage of burning fire erupts from the acid pit and hovers in the air, burning stuff around it until everything is burning in burning fiery flames.
Emainiac, The Cheat, and EVWeb all turn into ash.
nfreader walks up to Jacey, and pulls out his pistol. "Sah, I say SAH! It appears that the hour is upon us." nfreader points at Jacey and puls the trigger.
------------------ EVERY THING HAS CHANGED! (url="http://"http://games.groups.yahoo.com/group/spyrpgroup/")http://games.groups....oup/spyrpgroup/(/url) irc: CIA_MAN
Originally posted by nfreader: **nfreader walks up to Jacey, and pulls out his pistol. "Sah, I say SAH! It appears that the hour is upon us." nfreader points at Jacey and puls the trigger. **
Unfortunately, my good sir, your lack of proper education has defeated you. If you had "pulled" the trigger instead of "puled" the trigger, it might have gone off."
Jacey stole the gun and pulled the trigger.
nfreader does The-Weird-Matrix-Thingy MoveŽ and dodges the bullet. He comes back up from the floor and punches Jacey in the stomach. Jacey falls down and the pistol goes sliding across the floor, being stopped by Cade's boot... ALL IN SLOOOOWWWW-MOTION!
"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE CADE?!!!" Jacey shouts, poking nfreader in the eye while he's distracted by Jacey's sudden outburst.
Jacey then leaps fifty feet into the air...
DeadBeat implodes creating a black hole. Then everyone turns into suicidal lemmings...will they survive?
------------------ "I'm being repressed!" -Dennis (url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)
EVWeb decides he is bored and destroys the black hole, then dies.
Jimbob is the lucky lemming who runs into Bob Barker who then tells him that the price, is in fact, right.
------------------ <Insert Clever Saying Here> (url="http://"http://blog.evula.net/Jimbob")I'm awesome(/url)|(url="http://"http://www.penny-arcade.com") Penny Arcade! (/url) Let us run through the flowers of red and gold, and dance naked under a building of bricks!
/me yells at nfreader, "I showed up in the IRC for three days in a row now! Where have you been?"
Jacey waits to be killed.
------------------ "Juggling two jobs and a girlfriend - or is it the other way around?" You wish, kid. sigh "I know."
BAH! What channels have you been in? #boozybar is the one you want. What Nicknme are you using?
Originally posted by emainiac: **Smacks nfreader with a stop sign just for the hell of it.
Rickton smacks emainiac with a stop sign for stealing his Signature Fighting Move.
------------------ The box said Windows 95 or greater...so why doesn't it work on a Mac? Member of WORRPBOITAMPSH, whatever that is
Con Seanery picks up emainiac and dumps him into a trash can. He then rolls the trash can down the hill into a freighter, which takes off and jettisons emainiac on a desolate world.
Con Seanery gets a Mountain Dew: Code Brown.
------------------ "I see you have a goldfinger on the shelf Dr. No" "Yes, I got it from the spy who loved me" "Was she on her majesty's secret service?" "No, she came from Russia with love." (This message has not been edited by bond-jamesbond (edited 04-01-1990).)
Originally posted by Rickton: Rickton smacks emainiac with a stop sign for stealing his Signature Fighting Move. (/B)
nfreader notices that Rickton is back. He walks over to him, takes away his root beer and hands him a cream soda saying: "You'll like this much better" He then throws the root beer at Bond.
DE lights Jacey on fire.
DE gets a new root beer. Boozerama Brand.
------------------ (url="http://"http://directory.perfectparadox.com/profile.php?id=00080")Destroyer E(/url) is the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName;=Destroyer+E")name(/url) of my EV ship and the name has a good meaning. If you think about it, carnage can be good for you.
JACEYSQUIRES! I'M 'A CALLI'N YOU OUT! #boozybar 9-10PM EST! TONIGHT!
nfreader invites anyone who wants to watch to come on down
Rickton wonders why whenever he goes to #boozybar, nothing is happening.