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Originally posted by Computer_Man: **hi
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"SHUT UP! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!"
The Cheat runs around clutching ears yelling the above sentance over and over.
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My 400th post!!! YEAH!!!! oh by the way, "hi"
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Originally posted by tuskawillamac: **My 400th post!!! YEAH!!!! oh by the way, "hi"
Sorry, the last one was my 350th post, so anyway YEAH!!!!! oh by the way, "hi"
Rickton desperately hopes nobody will quote that horrible song.
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EVWeb shoots Rickton for no reason. Then EVWeb gets a drink.
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The Cheat walks out of the bar to get on the (rather old) Anti-Roach Juice DP Bulk Leviathans (ARJDPBL).
"Time to waste the RJs!" The Cheat sends someone into the bar to ask for help aganst the Roach Juice-Pepsi merger.
Plexrom answers The Cheats request, and steps into the bar.
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Blows up the bar to restore the randomness.
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o randomness is the key
garbage
haha
hi
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Rickton releases a hoard of rabid chickens.
nfreader steps in, sees chickens running around and decides he does not want to get involved.
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Bond walks in, sees chickens and walks out.
He comes back an hour later, says hi, releases a dozen hunting dogs, and the dogs kill the chickens.
Bond orders a martini, shaken, not stirred, but the bartender isnt listening. Bond punches the bartender, knocking him out. Bond carries the overweight bartender into the closet and locks him in there. Bond takes the bartender's job and declares, "All drinks are on the house!" The bar's patrons cheer and rush to buy drinks and get drunk.
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EVWeb sits down at a table and wonders what happened to the old days. EVWeb then gets a drink and ponders for a while.
As EV is sitting Plexrom pulls a railgun out from his gucci handbag and blows EV brains out. Plexrom then proceeds to begin the tedious task of cleaning up EV's Madula Ablanwhatever.
Dark, decides to run into a wall repeatedly, having a coke, after each time he runs into the wall... after 250 time of drinking coke and runing into a wall dark falls asleep.
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nfreader re-enters the bar after the chickens are all gone. He orders a cream soda and sits at the end of the bar menacingly.
The Cheat orders the fleet to leave Evildrome and head for the Pepsi system.
Bond leaves the bar and heads to the local shipyard to test-drive a Corvette. He flies the Corvette over the bar and parks it there. He then throws the ship salesman that came along out the window, unfortunately the window is closed, so the salesman hits it, goes into a coma, and falls to the floor. Bond shrugs. Bond sets the self-destruct sequence and sets the ship to collide with the bar. Bond then takes an escape pod away from here. But the escape pod shoots straight down into the bar. The Corvette explodes 4 feet above the bar. The bar and a fourth of the city are destroyed.
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An hour later, Bond wakes up with a large hole in his head. Wondering how he survived the blast, he gets up. He looks around to see that the bar and everyone around it has been regenerated. Wondering how that happened, he goes inside and orders a cherry ice-cream soda.
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