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Originally posted by SuperNova: **Didn't I do something like that in a previous bar?
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I dunno.
Jimbob watches as all this cool stuff happens at armstrong. He then decides to sacrifice a duck for a good, clean fight.
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Sejuk orders all batteries to fire, than he realizes that the Boozerama is a freighter, and weaponless, so he just lands the boozeramain in port armstrong. The doors open and everyone moves out to fight the enemey, Sejuk wielding his nuclear bazooka.
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YAHHHH! NOW I'M BACK! THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FULLFILLED!!!!!!!
Ok...now...
Pulls out his Scorpion and begins blasting everything away....
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Originally posted by kesteral: **Kesteral walks into the bar and finds him a hooker and gets a room. (Oh Yeah!)
I find it completly pointless as to why people just come, post a useless post like that, and then leave....
EVWeb shoots DE and CM, then gets another drink and passes out.
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LK finishes work on his nuclear launcher, however he discovered that, like all technological things in life (and most computer games coughMyst/Riven/Exilecough), it needs to be powered. LifeKnight decides to use the acid pit to power the launcher. He places two steel rods in the acid then begins work on a generator in the back room.
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(This message has been edited by LifeKnight (edited 04-10-2004).)
Armstrongs defence forces are quickley destroyed, and as soon as the last hostile has dropped their weapons Sejuk sets the populance to work building a Boozerama copy. He has them start by crash landing a heavy freighter... Once the work is well underway Sejuk sets a course for Levo.
Rickton lurches out of his recent narcoleptic stupor, then looks around, grabs a weapon and prepares for battle.
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Jimbob notices an unusually empty bar with fewer people in it than there would probably be if it wasn't empty. So he decides to get naked and run around like a freak. Sure, a few eyes are poked out, but Jimbob has a great time.
EVWeb shoots Jimbob as a public service, then gets 10 free drinks.
Sejuk lands the Boozerama on Levo, the doors open, and the fun begins!
DE sends the bar back to its origional site. DE likes Levo.
DE gets the dancing monkey and the monkey goes on a rampage and kills LK and EVWeb, and any other potential threats to DE.
DE gets an army of DEs and dancing monkeys. And they all get root beers.
Happy Easter Monday! (I missed the real Easter.)
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Originally posted by Destroyer E: **DE sends the bar back to its origional site. DE likes Levo.
LifeKnight regenerates and uses his completed nuclear launcher (which DE forgot to destroy LOL!!) to blast the **** out of DE. >.<
The Cheat waddles around like (url="http://"http://www.homestarrunner.com/vcr_cheat.html")The Cheat(/url) does.
The Cheat puts up an indistructable holovid that shows the game hes gonna play. He runs into the filming room. The room is the size of a football feild, noone can get in other than The Cheat, and in the middle of a chalk circle is the team from his rival school. Pile of Eletronics State (what is a pile of eletronics (TV, VCR, 8-Track player, Razwar)). He pulls out his golf club and procedes to kick the **** out of Pile of Electronics State' starting with Razwar.
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Rickton buys popcorn from the bar somehow and watches.
The cheat soon distroys the opposing team. He holds up a sign that says:
Next time on: The cheat kicks the chit out of stuff with a golf club (TCKTCOOSWAGC) The Cheat attempts to kick the chit out of evwebs Knees Tech
(This message has been edited by The Cheat (edited 04-13-2004).)
DeadBeat jumps in and does a little dance so he can say he's still here.
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Sings the CGNU fight song. Fighting, and sometimes striking! Wondering what the dumple is! Excellence and "What is valor?" And The Cheat will hit stuff with a golf club. CGN...U!
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Originally posted by emainiac: **Sings the CGNU fight song. Fighting, and sometimes striving! Wondering what the dumple is! Excellence and "What is valor?" And The Cheat will hit stuff with a golf club. CGN...U!
The cheat reminds emainiac that its not striking its striving. He then drags EVWeb into the arena. He lays down the rules "EVWeb can not move, as hes the target. He can not block any part of his body. And if he gives up, The Cheat wins. The Cheat bashes EVWebs knees till they are all bloody and broken. A sign turns from 01 to 02 on the 'home' side and stays the same on the 'visitor' side
Gets my band to play the CGNU fight song while The Cheat beats EVWeb into submission.