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Originally posted by Rickton: **Rickton points out he said "newb" not "n00b," and invites bond to take his own advice and look at it.
**
Bond says that it wasn't advice, it was simply somewhat related to the subject at hand.
Bond thinks about shooting Rickton, but decides not to.
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Wow, you have no life. That said, I'm glad someone finally did that.
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bah, they make for good bed-time reading. Seriously, I copy and pasted them, cleaned them up and read them.
Jimbob gets a massive erection, (equal in size to be measured in meters) to the number of posts ever made in all the boozerama bars combined
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Originally posted by Jimbob: **Jimbob gets a massive erection, (equal in size to be measured in meters) to the number of posts ever made in all the boozerama bars combined
Err. A bit inappropriate, eh?
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Originally posted by mrxak: **Err. A bit inappropriate, eh?
Jacey high-fives mrxak.
I didn't realize the moderators actually noticed and was ready to make fun of them for raising the karma level of someone like Jimbob.
(This message has been edited by JaceySquires (edited 08-11-2004).)
Bond turns on one of the bar's numerous TV's and starts watching Spaceballs. People laugh at him for watching such an old movie, but he doesn't care.
Bond gets himself a 64 oz. orange soda, a large bag of kettle corn, and sits down to watch the movie.
(This message has been edited by bond-jamesbond (edited 08-11-2004).)
(No it hasn't)
Decides to sit down and write the BOOZERAMA BAR BIBLE so we can teach the //00|35 the ways of Boozerism. Yes, it HAS to be in all caps.
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Thanks, massuh
Rickton funds the great program.
Originally posted by emainiac: **Decides to sit down and write the BOOZERAMA BAR BIBLE so we can teach the //00|35 the ways of Boozerism. Yes, it HAS to be in all caps.
You must see that it is good. And in it, you shall cite from the good book of old; ye original bars of boozerama.
Rickton points out that this would drain all of the blood out of the rest of Jimbob's body, while still not being enough, thus causing his extreme death.
Bond places the regenerator-machine-thingy in the middle of a labyrinth, constructed in one of the bar's spare rooms. Everyone who dies will have to get out of the labyrinth and survive the armed guards who will shoot you back to the center of the labyrinth.
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Suddenly a Ion Cannon from the Tiberian Sun universe manifests itself in the Boozerama. A thin, infinitely long (because in the game you can target something no matter how far it is on the map), blue beam hits from the heavens bond and everybody else. The damage from the shockwave damages the equipment: tables get razed, chairs lose two feet, and the bar table from where the barman serves alcohol crumbles. The chaos is finished by a Multi-Missile. Its heavy warhead explodes, causing heavy damage, and splits into several parts. The whole station shakes, as the integrity itself of the station is threatened. The station gets severely damaged.
I just had to write something after not writing for so long...
P.S. Oh, and how do you like my graphic description on damage to equipment? ------------------ I am eager to try to answer mission questions "There is nothing certain but and taxes"- Benjamin Franklin
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"Uhhhh..." Says the pile of ash that was nfreader. " I liked it ok." He breaks tradition and orders a root beer.
"Nf reader is a <conent edited>!!!"
Jimbob then decides it is time to sell milkshakes once again. With a flick of the wang the booth once again arises out of the air. How does it arise downward, you ask? Alas. It is part of the mystery. Jimbob once again takes the counter and displays his glorious artistry.
Rickton orders one.
"I'll take one too" Says nfreader stepping out of the regeneraor3000 (Now with more Sodium!). He walks over to the bar, looks at Rickton, asks "Why do you remind me of a Russian?" And passes out from the alcohol content in the air.
(that is a high-quality boozy bar post right there)
Jimbob slides a chocaolate down to Rickton as the vodka stench manages to fill the rest of the bar.
Feeling some sympathy, Jim also pours some cream on nf reader's corpse.
Keeping things rolling, Jimbob gets Rickton a second that he knows he will want.