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Rickton destroys the Mountain Dew-making machine. "How do you like that, Bond?"
------------------ The box said Windows 95 or greater...so why doesn't it work on a Mac? Member of WORRPBOITAMPSH, whatever that is Minion of the Divals Imperium
Bond curses loudly. The bartender shoots Rickton with a shotgun for destroying his property. Then the bartender gets a new Mountain Dew machine.
Rickton's corpse is dumped in a garbage can, which is emptied into a garbage truck, which compresses the trash (including Rickton) into a small cube. The trash is then launched at the system's sun.
Bond orders a Mountain Dew: Code Burgandy.
------------------ "I see you have a goldfinger on the shelf Dr. No" "Yes, I got it from the spy who loved me" "Was she on her majesty's secret service?" "No, she came from Russia with love." (This message has not been edited by bond-jamesbond (edited 04-01-1990).)
nfreader walks back in, shoots the bartender, shoots bond and blows up the Mountain Dew machine. He walks behind the bar and says "Go on, ask me for a drink. I dare ya."
------------------ (url="http://"http://games.groups.yahoo.com/group/spyrpgroup/")I love Spies!(/url) irc: CIA_MAN nfreader: (url="http://"http://www.lampe-farley.com/xunil")Lord Of the Links(/url) 1 Soul for sale Minion Of the Divals Imperium
Da Priest, whose nose is bleeding profusely, asks for another drink.
------------------ "You don't want to sell me deathsticks" "I...uh..I don't want to sell you deathsticks!" "You want to go home and rethink your life." "I..uh..want to go home and rethink my life!"
Bond suddenly reappears in the middle of the bar. He asks nfreader for a cherry ice cream soda and gets it. He then apologizes for hitting Da Priest in the nose and buys him a drink.
nfreader has a heart attack from eating too many potato chips.
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Originally posted by bond-jamesbond: **Bond suddenly reappears in the middle of the bar. He asks nfreader for a cherry ice cream soda and gets it. He then apologizes for hitting Da Priest in the nose and buys him a drink.
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STBM
Da Priest drinks the drinks given to him, and walks around the bar drunkenly.
Dark pulls out a laptop, and starts playing EV, as he gets bored, occasionaly getting a 2 Litter Bottle of Coke.
------------------ StarGate: Atlantis and StarGate: SG1 are on Sci Fi now, watch them and witness the gateness...
nfreader slams the lid closed on Dark's hands. he then punches him hard enough to knock him out of his chair. Then he pours a coke on his face.
Originally posted by nfreader2: My name is Ingo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. nfreader2 gets into a swoard fight with bond.
Jacey sits and watches as nfreader2's mistake goes unnoticed. "Ahem. It's spelled Inigo , not 'Ingo.'"
Jacey continues with an already-too-long post: "I was almost impressed with your reference to The Princess Bride, but then I saw your little ****-up on the spelling. It must be time to show you what a princess you really are!" Jacey punches the original nfreader in the groin until he blacks out, then throws the body out of the bar.
Nfreader wakes up an hour later to find he has a single credit taped to his forehead... and a sore rear.
o.O
(This message has been edited by JaceySquires (edited 08-07-2004).)
nfreader walks back in, soots jacey and tosses him in the meat grinder. He then passes out sammiches to all the patrons. He gives a Heimlich to dark after he chokes on a peice of lead.
Bond buys Jacey a drink for hurting nfreader, then he shoots several holes in nfreader with his 9mm automatic railgun.
Bond gets himself a Mountain Dew Code: Gray.
After Dark recovers, he takes he laptop and a box full of 2 litter coke bottles, up to the roof with him, he then proceds to set up mines and an automated defence system. Then Dark relaxes for a short bit of time then he gets on the web boards and downloads new plugins, and tries them out on his comp, (none with viruses!). Two days later he is stareing at the screen drink pop. He walks around a little bit then gets back to playing ev.
(is there a window's version of ev?, just wondering for a friend of mine)
-Dark
Bond orders 18 2-liters of Mountain Dew, then proceeds to drink them all in 2 minutes.
Bond has to take a 15 minute trip to the bathroom.
Originally posted by Dark Jet: **
There is a conversion for EV Nova here: (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/vftp/show.pl?product=evn&category;=essentials&display;=date&file;=win_evnova_classic.zip")http://www.ambrosias...ova_classic.zip(/url)
Jacey approaches bond-jamesbond and says "I hear Mountain Dew is bad for you because it does something to your... uh... well... it makes something shrink or something... I guess I should conduct a test or something to make sure..."
Jacey aims a kick at bond's groin but decides not to test his theory... instead punching nfreader's funny bone.
------------------ ...to the one who knocks, the door will be opened. (Mt7:8)
notes he is not well liked, blows up the bar
Not EVN, just the orignal Escape Velocity...
Dark takes a p*ss of the edge of the (the roof)bar, then he sits back down and starts making very very simple plugins for ev.
Heeding Jacey's advice, Bond starts drinking orange sodas. He then puts an oily rag in a Mountain Dew bottle, lights it, and throws it at Jacey. Jacey laughs, saying Mountain Dew won't explode. Jacey picks it up, and it explodes, sending plastic bits everywhere.
Bond's eyes widen. "I didn't really expect it to explode."
Bond shrugs and orders another orange soda.
Da Priest staggers around drunkely, then blurts out, "My name is Bob!" The other patrons are staggered by this revelation, how could Da Priest, be Bob??
Jacey doesn't understand Da Priest at all, but considering Jacey had just been fragged by plastic shards, his lifeless corpse can't ask Da Priest to explain.
His body just lies there dead.
(This message has been edited by JaceySquires (edited 08-08-2004).)