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DE throws Cade out a window, and his ship lands on him.
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Rickton feeds SPACE MEAT to the chihuahuas.
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DE gets a 1000 gallon root beer that says "1000" on it. All of DE's enemies die 1000 times, and there is 1000 fireworks set off 1000 times. DE gets everyone a root beer like his.
Did I mention it was my 1000th post?
Luke urinates on DE's 1000th post.
"Oops, sorry."
Luke hands DE ten trillion credits.
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Blows up the bar 705 times. He drinks 705 Sierra Mists and says "Yeah, It's like that" 705 times while taping my toes at 70.5 bmp. I throw 705 people into the 705 foot deep acid pit 705 times and throws the regenerator into the 705 foot wide acid pit 705 times. Bows down to Steve Wozniak 705 times a day for creating the Almighty Apple Macintosh. He calls Fred Danson at 705-705-7055 705 times in 705 months.
Oh yeah, its my 705th post
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Originally posted by Destroyer E: **DE gets a 1000 gallon root beer that says "1000" on it. All of DE's enemies die 1000 times, and there is 1000 fireworks set off 1000 times. DE gets everyone a root beer like his.
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LK laughes at DE's 1000th post. /me hands DE a wrapped package containing 1000 LIT sticks of dynamite :evil:
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Jimbob kills someone.
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The Cheat hits someone with the golf club OF DOOM!! and then kills them.
I.R. BABOON!!
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LifeKnight leaves the bar but shortly comes back, bearing a very strange package:
Originally posted by LifeKnight: **LifeKnight leaves the bar but shortly comes back, bearing a very strange package:
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DE kills everyone who made fun of his 1000th post 1000 times.
Originally posted by Destroyer E: **DE throws Cade out a window, and his ship lands on him.
Cade has a parachute, so he doesnt disappear in the darkness. Then Cade uses his Ory' Hara powers so the ship doesnt land on him. He sends it a mental signal to land in one of the docking rings, and the ship obeys and lands in the nearest docking ring in Boozerama. Then Cade decides to make the randomness less boring. He wounds DE instead of killing him. He breaks one arm and one leg, as a American saying goes when you have to pay really much. Then DE is ferried to a hospital from Boozerama on Earth. Poor DE- he has to sit in his bed in a hospital with the poor food hospitals give. Meanwhile, his friends continue to party in the sky. Then Cade gives a loud horselaugh, reminding him of the time he a horse a few bars back. Next time, Cade is going to blast him with a Ion Cannon from Command & Conguer: Tiberian Sun.
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(This message has been edited by General Cade Smart (edited 05-26-2004).)
DE recharges and destroys every part of Cade he can, but leaving him alive, for a slow painful life.
DE gets a root beer.
LifeKnight hacks into God's mainframe, breaks the 2,056 bit encription and uses hector's package to crack the 2,000,000,000 digit alpha-numeric passcode, then secure-deletes the file "/people/bb/idiots/Destroyer_E_001.dat"
EVWeb gets on his bike, and bikes around. Then gets a drink.
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Jimbob Kills Somebody Else.
/me nukes the forum.
Rickton becomes a radioactive mutant.
/me nukes Rickton some more.
Originally posted by mrxak: **/me nukes Rickton some more.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Moderator in the bar! Armageddon! Wow. I can spell armageddon!