UBB: Ultimate Boozerama Bar

Zax walks in, places an explosive charge in a can of black paint and puts it in the middle of the bar. He then proceedes to dash for cover behind a sofa as the whole bar is painted black.

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Politics is for the moment. An equation is for eternity - Einstein

Rogue walks into the bar. Sipping on his imaginary drink is a man sitting at the bar, dripping in black paint. Rogue shrugs. He's drunk in worse.
"I'll get a pint of whatever doesn't have paint on, barkeep."

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Guns don't kill people, people kill people. So do monkeys (when they have a gun).

Dragoon brushes a spec of black paint off his black leather jacket and orders a milkshake.

Computer_Man faints at the site of the BB: Eternity being abandoned with only 1 post left. You just posted early so you could go down in history as the one who made it...

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Cheers,
Computer_Man

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Originally posted by Computer_Man:
**Computer_Man faints at the site of the BB: Eternity being abandoned with only 1 post left. You just posted early so you could go down in history as the one who made it...

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Actually, I didn't want to have to wait until tomorrow to make a post in the boozerama...So I made a new one.
Besides, if anyone wants to make a new Boozerama Bar the proper way, go right ahead, I'll ask EVula, or another mod to shut this one down. Seriously.
Dash laughs at Zax for using my name in a sentence other than to kill me, refer to me, etc. I am an action. To run quickly...yay.

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Great, now I'm lost in the middle of Somewhere Else...explodes
There's no place like 127.0.0.1
One by one, the phantompenguins are stealing my sanity
(url="http://"http://www.angelfire.com/rebellion/atphome")Atphome(/url)|(url="http://"http://http://prophecyproductions.cjb.net")Prophecy Productions(/url)

Computer_Man forgets his Scorpion at the Bozerama Bar: Eternity, and goes back and gets it. He then procedes to blast the new bar into pieces. He then reconstrucs it on the same spot complete with a pit of acid, hot tub, pool, and more essential items to the fanciest bar in the Escape Velocity City. It is an elegant mansion with nearly 260, 000 sq. ft. It has suites, rooms, and halls for rent. The main bar is located on the main floor, and is bigger than ever, and contains 78 tables, a nice green carpet, and a dimly lit bar. There is also a stage for performances every night. The Bar itself is a circle bar, meaning anyone can sit around it. Computer_Man get's his drink, and then goes back to his scorpion and waits for EVweb.

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Cheers,
Computer_Man

Nukes CM's Bar, and since it is not the official bar it does not regenerate. Welcome to RebelLeader for becoming one of the gang.

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...and phantompenguin is one of them.
(url="http://"http://www.freewebs.com/screennamecentral")Screen Name Central(/url) is a great place to display your AOLŽ Instant MessangerŠ screen name for all the world to see!
No car, no license, no cash, no life. Coincidence?

/me blass emaniac for destroying his $40,000,000,000 bar.

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Cheers,
Computer_Man

EVWeb enters the bar and shoots CM for making the last post in the Boozerama Bar: Eternity. THen gets a drink.

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"If life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some lemons of your own."
-Bill Watterson
(url="http://"http://www.aresaxis.us")Enigma(/url) <-- The best online game ever.

Computer_Man pulls out his defelctor shield before EVweb can shoot him. He then gets in his scorpion and blasts EVweb back to BB: Eternity. He has a long walk to go before he can get back here.

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Cheers,
Computer_Man

Destroyer E runs in. "Dammit! I wanted the Boozerama Bar: Deadly Entropy! (Heh, Bozzy: DE) Oh well, I'll just wait another 1000 posts.

DE puts in an acid pit.

DE gets a root beer.

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(url="http://"http://directory.perfectparadox.com/profile.php?id=00080")Destroyer E(/url) is the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName;=Destroyer+E")name(/url) of my EV ship and the name has a good meaning.
If you think about it, carnage can be good for you.

/me pulls up a chair near the acid pit and begins to throw live lizards out of a bag he's holding into the acid pit

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Politics is for the moment. An equation is for eternity - Einstein

LifeKnight walks into the, what is this, the 27th Boozy Bar? gets drinks

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EVWeb had such a powerful gun though, that it had lasting effects, that kill CM. Then EVWeb, goes back to the bar, and sits at a no violence table.

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"If life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some lemons of your own."
-Bill Watterson
(url="http://"http://www.aresaxis.us")Enigma(/url) <-- The best online game ever.

Computer_Man regenerates at a respawn spot, and goes and sits down with EVweb, buys him a drink, and discusses a plan to truce with EVweb and take over the bar.

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Cheers,
Computer_Man

DeadBeat walks in and checks out the new bar. "Not a bad place, definatly classier than the Hooters down the streets". DeadBeat then begins madly ordering chicken wings....

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"I'm being repressed!"
-Dennis
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)

Zax slips some cyanide into Deadbeat's chicken wings.

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Politics is for the moment. An equation is for eternity - Einstein

Rickton pushes Zax out of his chair into the acid pit.

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The box said Windows 95 or greater...so why doesn't it work on a Mac?

DE pushes Rickton into the pit.

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(url="http://"http://directory.perfectparadox.com/profile.php?id=00080")Destroyer E(/url) is the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName;=Destroyer+E")name(/url) of my EV ship and the name has a good meaning.
If you think about it, carnage can be good for you.

LifeKnight pushes DE into the acid pit.

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That All your base crud is old !@*. Suggestion for anything new?

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