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whyme gets annoyed at Miah Helpmann for killing some sharks. "Cruelty to animals!" He then asks to ally with General Cade Smart (or whatever) for use of the alein fleet to stop him and bring him to justice. Whyme takes control of the fleet with out bothering to wait for an answer. "I'm borrowing with out intent to return!" is heard as he speeds after the fugitive. After he is caught, whyme brings him back to the bar for justice and a sentencing.
------------------ So? Public education shouldn't even exist really.--spl_cadet I know the monsters, and the monsters know me! Its not nessasary to listen to other people, as long as you are all talking about the same thing.
Miah Helpmann's fleet is waiting for him... All 19 ships...
It is a gruesome battle...
In the end, 18 of the ships run away to seek further help from the Nil'kemorya, mostly to seek Nil'kasana.
While Miah Helpmann is taken back down to the Boozerama Bar, he chews off his tracking braclet
Meanwhile, in a lost system called S7evyn, 6 capital class ships depart port...
------------------ "It's like he still speaks to me... Ere I Am, J.H., the ghost in the Machine..." -Eugene Helpmann, Ministry of Information
whyme re-attaches the tracker band to the back side of miah's elbow, just where he can't lick. Then He asks the other boozerama bar members what to do with him.
Miah wonders why whyme reattached Miah's own tracing bracelet back on...
Miah shrugs...
Miah is still laughing at the fact that whyme's hair is STILL on fire...
(This message has been edited by Miah Helpmann (edited 12-19-2003).)
Welcome Miah. Then promptly tackles Miah for 1. Speaking in 3rd person, wait we all do that. 2. Having too long a post for a 1st post. Applauds Miah for 1. Helping get rid of mainiak 2. Helping get rid of mainiak 3.Helping get rid of mainiak 4.Helping get rid of mainiak (continues)
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3298753495872309857349857948573490853907645823765983740932217049. Helping get rid of Maniak
Mazca sits in the corner, patiently stapling the legs of his jeans together.
------------------ (url="http://"http://www.mazca.com/")Mazca(/url) , Moderator, (url="http://"http://www.AmbrosiaSW.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&number;=9&SUBMIT;=Go&urgaylol;=yes")EV Developer's Corner(/url) look through a faithless eye - are you afraid to die?
It was then that DeadBeat attempted to castrate a large bull using only a dull pocket knife...
------------------ There are two choices, life and death. Eventually everyone chooses death. -DeadBeat (url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)
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Originally posted by whyme: **He then asks to ally with General Cade Smart (or whatever) for use of the alein fleet to stop him and bring him to justice. **
Cade sees a request to ally with him. As he doesnt read the bar so much anymore, he has missed it. Cade agrees to help whyme against Miah, but he will punished for taking control of ships before waiting a answer. 200 Alien Cruisers and 300 Alien Fighters attack Miah. That is way superior to Miahs pitiful fleet. The manouverablity of the Alien ships and their advanced weaponry is too much for even Miahs Polaris ships. The Alien Fighters cant be destroyed by Mantas, because their shields regenerate too fast. Then they swarm over the warships, and destroy them with their super manouverablity. Alien Cruisers support the fighters by firing endless Seeker Drones and fry the last warships with super-powerful Heavy Fusion Beams instantly. "Foolish Human" says Cade. You cant use our ships, especially if you dont wait for the answer if we want to be allied." "Only we can use the ships, and we will use them only after you have waited that we have agreed to ally with you". "You will be punished by ten soldiers all carrying hand-held Heavy Fusion Beams, and upgraded to be even more powerful than earlier". Suddenly ten elite marines appear and kill whyme instantly with their hand-held weapons for theft. Then the fleet comes back to Cade. "You wont borrow without returning! Thats theft."
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(This message has been edited by General Cade Smart (edited 12-21-2003).)
"I was going to give them pack, really... " Thus are whyme's last words before being killed by cade.
Originally posted by General Cade Smart: **< Cadishly Long Snip> **
Did you really have to say all that. Because DE persicutes against Aliens, and because Cade made another really long post that could be broken down into 2 senteces, DE shoots down Cade.
------------------ (url="http://"http://directory.perfectparadox.com/profile.php?id=00080")Destroyer E(/url) is the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName;=Destroyer+E")name(/url) of my ship and the name has a good meaning.
Originally posted by Destroyer E: **Did you really have to say all that. Because DE persicutes against Aliens, and because Cade made another really long post that could be broken down into 2 senteces, DE shoots down Cade.
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Yes! You cant make me write shorter posts! I enjoy writing long stories! This is the Boozerama and I dont take any criticism mixed with randomness, like your last post, seriously. Besides, you people here at Boozerama dont always write shortly yourselves. Miah Helpmann made a 8 line post. Cade regenerates, and plans vengence. "Another foolish human attacks me, I see." "Because getting soldiers here every time is too repetetive, im going to personally avenge myself." Cade lets loose a new kind of research: 5 Heavy Fusion Beams that merge together at attacking time. DE quickly dies.
whyme: "Are you sure you would have given the fleet back, or are you saying that to save your skin, human?" "If, so good for you, then I wont kill you again. But I still dont accept that you took my fleet."
Mazca closes his mouth completely and slowly breathes out his nose while softly vibrating his vocal chords. After briefly doing this, he carefully moves the sides of his mouth closer together while opening the centre of his mouth to form a small, roughly circular shape. He then continues to vibrate his vocal chords while breathing through this hole in his lips. After a short period, he moves the sides of his mouth apart again and closes the hole in the centre, while simultaneously ceasing to vibrate his vocal chords and starting to breathe in through his nose.
Thus he manages to spend an entire paragraph saying the word "Moo."
Luke returns from wherever he was and orders a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster. He looks like he needs one.
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DeadBeat sits next to Luke and orders a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster for himself. "What's been going on", he says.
UR gives Mazca props for his talent in the pragraph of moo. UR then gives him a large glass filled with whole milk.
------------------ "To be great is to be misunderstood..." Self Reliance by Ralph Waldo Emerson -Ultimate Rebel
Originally posted by DeadBeat: **DeadBeat sits next to Luke and orders a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster for himself. "What's been going on", he says. **
"I've been searching uncharted space for a good future Astex mining site. I was ambushed by pirates on the way back and my ship looks like it was half-eaten by an Ultralisk." Luke grimaces after downing his PGGB and goes behind the counter to open the bar's safe. "These repairs won't be cheap, and I'm sure as hell not going to pay for them."
Suddenly, Chirpo arrives.
DeadBeat's pet rock named Marla tries to play tag with Chirpo.
Chirpo (200? - 2003)
Mazca produces a pair of stupidly oversized socks. He stuffs Luke in one of them and ties the end up, and stuffs Luke's ill-gotten cash in the other. He then sits nonchalantly as if nothing has happened.
Frags everyone after getting back from the Washington Alpine Club Cabin at Snoqualmie Pass. LOVING MY NEW G5!!!!!