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The Cheat looks around and spots Deadbeat. He throws his knife towards him and gets it lodged in his neck. Cheat walks up to Deadbeat and pulls out his knife. He walks back to his corner. On the way he trips many pepole, pulls out his shot blaster and opens a can of whoopass on everyone in the bar, even the JanBots. He sits on his stool and reloads his Shot blasterŠ.
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Goes Matrix on The Cheat dodging every blast from him. He is the only one standing. Emainiac glares across the bar at him.
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whyme slowly crawles over to The Cheats feet. He unties the shoe laces. He then slowly rises up behind the cheat, and begins to strangle him.
"Mercy, Mercy!!"
whyme then leads him out on to the plank, and sets him at the end. He then sends the sharks after him. Laughs as the cheat jumps off, into a vacum.
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After being jailed for "hacking", Chuckles is pardoned by the president, due to his outstanding service to securing the FBI's servers from younger hackers. He returns to the Boozerama bar to find it in the process of becoming a scene from Stalingrad: trenches have been dug, parts of the walls and roof are missing, and the smell of gunpowder hangs thick in the air. He decides to add to the atmosphere and after several minutes of digging around in his coat pockets, hauls out an 80 gallon tank of compressed liquid nitrogen and axes the valve off. Suddenly, the temperature drops 50ş (F) and the entire bar gets coated in a thick blanket of snow and ice. Now the scene is truly that of Stalingrad. He realizes that standing in a 10ş (F) environment in a suit is probably not the most brilliant idea, and so dons cold weather gear. All is quite literally very cool. Chuckles puts on ice skates and skates around the now frozen shark pool.
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Originally posted by whyme: ** whyme then watches as Cade goes too near maniak, and the potato masher blows up. HA HA HA HA. Now whos blown up!
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Eh? When did you mention potato masher earlier? Cade regenerates, brings in a potato peeler, and orders him to peel 10 kg of potatoes while a a guy in army dress watches that the job gets done.
E: Cade regenerates (ofcourse), brings in a bullet-proof vest, and kills him with a gun used to hunt elephants.
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The Cheat dives into the frozen shark pool. He hits the ice and its transported instantly above whyme. The 10 foot thick slab of ice breaks whymes kneck, parialiseing him. The Cheat puts whyme in a special protective tube that nothing can distroy. any ounce of metal is instantly distroyed (other than the metal tube).
Originally posted by General Cade Smart: **Eh? When did you mention potato masher earlier? **
I had one, I threw it in Maniak's fortifications. He didn't understand what it was, and picked it up. You wandered to close to Maniak when it blew up. Note bene: A "potato masher" is a common name for a German WWII hand grenade. It was so called because of its resemblence to the cooking instrument by the same name. For reference, see page three.
This is going nowhere.
------------------ Maniak hacks like crazy!
Originally posted by Maniak: **This is going nowhere.
Of course, by the time "this" gets to nowhere, it'll turn out to be pretty boring, anyway, and they'll end up having crappy food that's cold by the time it's served, and people will cut us off in traffic, nobody will be friendly enough to show us around, and we'll stop eating the crappy food, and by then we'll be lost becuase we can't get the right directions to Anywhere, which actually turns out to be a whole city by Itself. Now, Itself is only a suburb, but it is right next to Anywhere. You can to go Anywhere, anytime from Itself.
But that's off topic.
While we're lost in Nowhere, we'll probably get stuck in the "Middle of Nowhere", which turns out to be even worse than the rest of the town. We'll probably develop a terrible heart condition from the smog of the smokestacks. We'll be desperate to get to Somewhere Else, but when we ask they'll say it doesn't exist, and when we say "What do you mean we can't go Somewhere", they'll give us this long lecture about how people always call Somewhere "Somewhere Else". People a pretty sensitive when they live in "Nowhere"
By then, we'll be pretty close to having achieved "Nothing", Something many people go to "Nowhere" to do. We'll be desperate by then, and start begging for "Food". By some terrible luck it turns out to be the name of a local punk band. We'll get our wish, and they'll end up sucking. Our ears will hurt after that, and we'll be disoriented. That happens to people when they get stuck in the "Middle of Nowhere" a lot. By then well start wishing there was Someplace Else to go to. Of course, some little brat will overhear us, and he'll turn out to be a fairy who can grant us three wishes. After we waste the first two on hookers and Viagra, we'll wish we were in "Someplace Else".
To our suprise, it's even worse than being stuck "Nowhere". It's on top of a volcano, and it erupts as soon as we get there and we'll all die.
So you know what? I'm turning "this" around before it gets to Nowhere.
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(This message has been edited by Jimbob (edited 10-25-2003).)
I agree.
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After seeing jimbobs post, whyme walks aimlessly around, lost in circles.
Originally posted by Jimbob: **Posted by jimbob: Snip to the supreme **
emainiac's head detonates because of the strain of listning to that.
DeadBeat goes to the end of nowhere and falls off the world which is a giant pentagon.
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After seeing that we are going no where, bulids a cheese fighting arena.
Got the best cheese? Sign up for the Cheeselimpics today! Win a toster!
The cheat enters his blue cheese and waits for entries
Chuckles notes that it is still really cold. He sets out a bottle of milk and waits for it to freeze.
whyme enters the arena of cheese. "I'll make you hurt so much you never wish you were born!" is his opening cry.
Jimbob enters his contestant, "The Supreme Swiss".
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Glad you guys liked that useless rant up there. hehe
(This message has been edited by Jimbob (edited 10-26-2003).)
"Shut the hell up everyone!!" RC says with a large grin.
Everyone looks at RC.
"I'm now attending this bar via my branspankin new Apple G5. It is a pleasant sight after the beige ... "
Everyone stops paying attention.
Originally posted by rebel council: ka-snip
Chuckles starts headbanging at RC's announcement. He also hopes that RC has a force field keeping his computer away from all the drool.
emaninac passes around drinks to celabrate the desruction of Maniak's bar.