Boozerama Bar: Eternity

Regenerates and Tells bush about RC's WMDs.
100th post w00t!

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(url="http://"http://www.freewebs.com/screennamecentral")Screen Name Central(/url) is a great place to display your AOLŽ Instant MessangerŠ screen name for all the world to see!
It needs more girls!

(This message has been edited by emainiac (edited 10-19-2003).)

"Ahhh, Ahhh, oh god, oh god, now he knows."

RC leaves the bar to hide from the rabid Confederate forces.

Sometime later emainiac recives a (url="http://"http://www.boomspeed.com/onisama/untitled.JPG")note(/url).

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"I don't live, I exist."
"my presence here is strictly ornamental..."

(This message has been edited by rebel council (edited 10-19-2003).)

Rips note, tears note frags note.
emainiac had put a tracking becon on RC, but because of bushes incompetince thay can't find him.

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(url="http://"http://www.freewebs.com/screennamecentral")Screen Name Central(/url) is a great place to display your AOLŽ Instant MessangerŠ screen name for all the world to see!
It needs more girls!

We find (url="http://"http://www.boomspeed.com/onisama/RC.JPG")RC(/url) at a pirate machanics dock.
~:Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep:~

RC: "I'm telling you it makes a beeping noise everytime I go into hyperspace, or fire, or turn, or land or turn on the comm system or-"

Mechanic: "OKAY OKAY! I get the point, I'll see what I can do."

RC: "Okay thanks. I'll be around." RC walks away puting on a thick hat.

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"I don't live, I exist."
"my presence here is strictly ornamental..."

Finnally after years of hunting RC The bush administration finnaly finds him.......... and gives him a popcicle.

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(url="http://"http://www.freewebs.com/screennamecentral")Screen Name Central(/url) is a great place to display your AOLŽ Instant MessangerŠ screen name for all the world to see!
It needs more girls!

Unfortuanatly, the popsicle is poisonous, and rebel council dies and regenerates.

Whyme then sets a tracker to bushes back, and follows them around laughing.

"This way! Oh no! its up side down!"

"Give that to me sir!"

Everyone walkes around in circles. Whyme nearly dies of laughing watching bush.

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So? Public education shouldn't even exist really.--spl_cadet
I know the monsters, and the monsters know me!

(This message has been edited by whyme (edited 10-19-2003).)

Frags Bush. Just Cuz.

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(url="http://"http://www.freewebs.com/screennamecentral")Screen Name Central(/url) is a great place to display your AOLŽ Instant MessangerŠ screen name for all the world to see!
It needs more girls!

Chuckles notes that emaniac cannot speak, move, or kill anything. However, since emaniac apparently is unconcerned with such restraints, he must be a useless 1337 script kitty. Chuckles makes a note to ignore emainiac...permanantly.
Chuckles also notices Rebel Council. He gives him a Fudgesicle.

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"If you can't feel the Force, you're not pushing it." -Prof. Li on the "Force"
Got g?
(url="http://"http://www.badastronomy.com/")Real astronomers use kilometers. Hardcore astronomers use centimeters.(/url)

Augghhhh. Frags Chuckles for using programming terms in the BB....again.

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(url="http://"http://www.freewebs.com/screennamecentral")Screen Name Central(/url) is a great place to display your AOLŽ Instant MessangerŠ screen name for all the world to see!
It needs more girls!

Hey RC where you been all this time? You've missed like two or three BB topics. UR gives RC a cookie. 🙂

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"Freedom is freedom to say that 2 + 2 = 4." 1984 by George Orwell
-Ultimate Rebel

DeadBeat slaps himself for not checking the Bar after reading a page or so.

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There are two choices, life and death. Eventually everyone chooses death.
-DeadBeat
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)

Posted Image This topic

That's where this is heading. :mad:

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Maniak hacks like
crazy!

Cade steps in in the new bar. Seeing that there is no Cresent to play jokes on, he decides to post random things just like everyone else. He kills Chuckles for making emainiac unable to do anything (speak, move or kill) with a Tomahawk cruise missile.

Edit- What do you mean by that smilie? I checked its name, and it says flamethrower. Do you mean this topic is burning to ashes? If so, why? There is no subject that you must post about, and no guidelines what you can post.
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I am eager to try to answer mission questions

(This message has been edited by General Cade Smart (edited 10-20-2003).)

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Originally posted by Maniak:
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That's where this is heading. :mad:

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No its not.

DE watches RC and emainiac mess around. DE looks over at Cade. Hmmmm...

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(url="http://"http://directory.perfectparadox.com/profile.php?id=00080")Destroyer E(/url) is the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName;=Destroyer+E")name(/url) of my ship and the name has a good meaning.

LifeKnight lands his Terrapin ship, the "Silver Kitten" outside, comes in, and puts up a sign that says,

Visit the (url="http://"http://www.ambrosiasw.com/webboard/Forum61/HTML/001202.html")Blue Mushroom Pub!(/url) Laugh so hard your stomach will hurt! Plus, it's filled with over 20 pages of useless information that nobody needs to know!

After putting up the sign, LifeKnight climbs back into his ship and returns to the PoG universe.

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Boo! Did I scare you? No? BOO! How about now? Good!

(This message has been edited by LifeKnight (edited 10-20-2003).)

After regenerating (thank heavens for incremental backups), Chuckles decides he does not need to be on the receiving end of another Tomahawk. He sees LifeKnight's sign and takes it down. The barkeep thanks him and proceeds to burn the sign.

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"If you can't feel the Force, you're not pushing it." -Prof. Li on the "Force"
Got g?
(url="http://"http://www.badastronomy.com/")Real astronomers use kilometers. Hardcore astronomers use centimeters.(/url)

RC feels glad to be missed, or at least rememberd. He goes on to eating the cookie and fudgsicle. But ofcource those wheren't just ordinary snacks but once with a high consentration of alcohol. RC begins to roughhouse.

"Aaaaaa'lll shAw you werrre uuus is goin flame bOy! " Punches Maniak in the nose. And then slaps UR and headbutts Destroyer in the jaw.

"HAHAhahahHAHhAHHAhAHaHHAHAhAhAHAhahAH" RC goes on to riping off his uniform and running around naked.

Yeah I've been a way for a while, I kinda stoped coming here after my "switch" to the DarkSide.
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WUAHAHAhaha. :ahem: But now with the prospect of getting a brand spanking new Mac I decided to get back into the swing of things.

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"I don't live, I exist."
"my presence here is strictly ornamental..."

It always looks ugly the first time...

(This message has been edited by rebel council (edited 10-20-2003).)

whyme takes the ashes and throws them over on to the ocean, and plans vengance for any one else who might try to advertise at his favorite bar.

He takes all flamable mateirals from maniak. Maybe now the topic won't burn down. He then sits and eats food.

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So? Public education shouldn't even exist really.--spl_cadet
I know the monsters, and the monsters know me!

A small note: Flesh can burn too. 😄

Picks up a canister with gasoline and continues runing...

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"I don't live, I exist."
"my presence here is strictly ornamental..."

DeadBeat picks up a cartoon keg of gun powder and runs beside rc.

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There are two choices, life and death. Eventually everyone chooses death.
-DeadBeat
(url="http://"http://www.evula.org/deadbeat/") Requiem for the Insane(/url)