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Unreal comes back from somewhere, still a zombie, and attacks everyone with claws that are comeing from his back and his knuckles. As he sees the patrons regenerating he turns on his force feild and many peoples hands get warped to the SOL system as theyre trying to punch him.
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DeadBeat starts an emu farm and begins selling them at a cheap price.
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Destroyer D is board. He makes a target appear and starts to fire a neutronic assalt rifle at it.
Slim reappears magically and covers the acid pit with tritanium and buys a cherry miilkshake and gets AIDs from infected blood in the milkshake he then dies from the disease... :mad:
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(quote)Originally posted by slimjim: **Slim reappears magically and covers the acid pit with tritanium and buys a cherry miilkshake and gets AIDs from infected blood in the milkshake he then dies from the disease...:D " says Frodo, who is a master Martial Artist and Bboyer(breakdancer).
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Cresent buys an emu and rides it around the bar.
Edit: I think I need to take grammer classes. ------------------ To err is human. To err and blame it on someone else, is even more human.
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KDC runs around like an idiot, accidentally tripping face-first in front of the emu. Cresent goes flying... into a wall.
eh. whoops.
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Cresent recovers from hitting the wall and starts chasing her crazed emu around the bar, trying to catch it.
------------------ To err is human. To err and blame it on someone else, is even more human.
DeadBeat gives Cresent an emu whistle to call them back.
D gives Cresent a neutronic stun rifile to stop the emu.
Cade finally reappears after several days. He sees a lots of posts but tries to reply to all that are relevant to him.
Posted by Cresent on Page 6: Cade soon finds out that he's not the only one good at pulling pranks when a clearly rigged bucket of water falls on his head, and he steps on a whoopie-cusion, causing the entire bar to stare disgustedly at him.
Cade swears vengeance and soon steps to action. The pitiful ten litres of Cresents bucket is pitiful compared to the barrel that falls on her head, 200 litres. She also steps on several whoopie-cusions after each other, causing the entire bar to glare disgustedly at her.
KDC: Thats really awful. Yuck... grass and rotten fruit. No, I dont, especially since I dont know where you live. No, I dont belive that. Youre just trying to joke, since this thread is brainless fun, not intelligent at all. Besides, how can they be cute if they actually are deadly? :rolleyes:
Cresent: I see now. Thanks, E and D are getting bothersome with their attacks. I want to only attack you, not Destroyer E or Destroyer D. Probably we should have a alliance against them so we can have our two-person fun uninterrupted?
Cade enjoys being back.
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E left, so that leaves me. Allience? 1. I am protective over my weapons, so I worry if they go into the wrong hands 2. I came into this bar to help E destroy you. If you read your history (page 3 I think) you almost sent an army against E. 3. Cresent got mad at me for using the copyrighted donut curse. If Cresent is still mad at me, (Hey Cresent, are you still mad at me?) I might join you. 4. I prefer every man (or woman) for themselves!!!
"I'm back!!..again. Allience? Do you mean the two Destroyers or Destroyers D and E and Cade against Cresent?"
------------------ Destroyer E is the name of my ship and the name has a good meaning.
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Originally posted by Destroyer E: **"I'm back!!..again. Allience? Do you mean the two Destroyers or Destroyers D and E and Cade against Cresent?"
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No. I mean me and Cresent vs you and D. She is... very helpful in holding your attacks away, so I dont have to defend myself and can concentratwe on the things I do with Cresent. You were only answered because of the urgency of the post. D will be answered tomorrow.
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Shek falls asleep, but before he does, he informs people he'll be sleeping for about two weeks.
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Jimbob looks at a wall and suddenly has the impulse to punch it. He ends up breaking his wrist due to the indestructable nature. Normally, Jimbob wouldn't randomly punch a wall, but it just made him...mad, and he had to destroy it. The wrist only fueled his rage, and he began kicking, punching and body slamming, getting angrier and angrier, it until all of the bones in his extremities and a few ribs were broken multiple times. Jimbob was so mad he pulled out a gun to shoot the wall with, and it bounced off and hit him in the head. Promptly dying, Jimbob regenerates and starts a plot on how to deafeat the wall.
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You and Cresent? What does Cresent have to say about this "allience"?
Originally posted by Destroyer You and Cresent? What does Cresent have to say about this "allience"?
Yeah, Cresent has to have a say.
Originally posted by Destroyer E: **Yeah, Cresent has to have a say.
Lessee when she posts. I did it because I am tired of your sudden attacks when I am having fun with Cresent. If you dont like it, sign a peace treaty. Atleast one of you.
Peace or Give Up? Cade started it.